Hoppy Poems - Poems about Hoppy

What's with the Sloth?

...Birds are flappy, fish are flippy.
Lively creatures, they are both.
Hares are hoppy and they're zippy.  
What gives with the sluggish sloth?...

Here’s Some Nice Poem By A, Punny Guy

...Here’s Some Nice Poem By A, “Punny” Guy

Puns are nice, but I need a living
so I can get all life is giving,
but I don’t drive and can’t afford a chauffeur.
Each job I’ve tried just turns and ki...

George Washington Frog

...Powdered wig was musty
Curls petrified and crusty
Mothballs smell much better
Especially in August weather.

George put it on his head anyway
Not wanting to disappoint his mother today
Rode on...

The Frog Town Blues

...I was walking 
Down the road 
I felt hoppy 
Like a toad
When I came across 
A critter on the street

I didn't know 
That it was there 
And I swear 
I didn't care 
But I felt a funky feelin...

Billy Bob and Big Burly Ben Bear

...Billy Bob Bear was on an adventure on a bright, breezy day
Birds and bees swarmed in to light his path, to show him the way
Bunnies were hopping along, in a hippity hoppy sashay.
It was going to b...

Mating Season

...Oh okay, you’re colorful 
And I like that thing you’re doing with your wings 
Mmmm yeah, fluff those feathers 
Do that hopping thing again 
I liked that 
Hold up, wait, what’s this? 
This fella...

Commander In Chief On His High Horse Haint Budge N

...Commander In Chief On His High Horse Haint Budge'n

American democracy go'n
     to hell at light speed
breaking into a bajillion pieces
     tuffet in a handbasket
     sans, lame leader
    ...

Hoppy Times

...If women could stand up to pee
Oh how happy we all would be!
In half the time
She'd spend her dime
And then leave the seat up for me!


Champion retort:

Let's hope her aim
Is not as lame
...

Gloriously Fake Early Boyhood

...Gloriously "FAKE" Early Boyhood

Yah, ma brew their,
     and American sister golden hair -
     afar and away
book as aye ken ream hem bar,
     yea when yar whiz jist a bay 
bee, hun me
   ...

Rainbow Bells

...RAINBOW BELLS

Belittlement of sea and sky with blue
and green entitlement - unfocused lens
of stormy clime — the darkening of hue
in whites of shellacked eyes, aplomb of friends

does drown i...

Little Brown Rabbit

...For many months my wife and I have seen a little brown bunny frequent our back yard from a field in the back that has coyotes, foxes, deer, opossum and raccoons. It returns to the field each day and ...

The Okapi

...I love to see to see bunnies, so hoppy,
with small twitching noses and floppy,
cute ears or a llama,
the cause of such drama.*
I'm charmed by the unique okapi!

Stumped viewers are always inqui...

Sheepy Goaty

...Fluffy fluffy sheep sheep
Hoppy hoppy goat goat
Fluffy fluffy hoppy hoppy 
Let's go rent a boat boat.

Sheepy sheepy laugh laugh
Goaty goaty tap dance
Sheepy sheepy goaty goaty
Giving me a la...

To Beer

...My father was my link to beer
And Rheingold was his brew.
That red and white can held the only
Lager that I knew.

As I grew up I switched to wine -
Sangria was in style -
And even learned to ...

Dancin' At the Wagon Wheel

...My ol' memory is hazy
And sometimes things don't seem too real;
But I can still recall the night
That I danced at the Wagon Wheel.

Well, seems I was in a good mood
And was puttin' on quite a s...

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