Short Hoppy Poems
Short Hoppy Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Hoppy by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Hoppy by length and keyword.
If women could stand up to pee
Oh how happy we all would be!
In half the time
She'd spend her dime
And then leave the seat up for me!
Champion retort:
Let's hope her aim
Is not as lame
As most men's seem to be!
Michelle Faulkner Date: 9/27/2018 6:35:00 PM
I like a beer that’s hoppy,
With a bitter, pungent bite.
I never drink ‘til sloppy,
So imbibing is all right.
But when I have my nightly brew,
I want it to assert;
And every sip should help renew
In manners quite overt.
With hue of bronze and foamy head,
When poured, it should invite.
A lesser beer won’t do instead,
Especially if “lite.”
An I.P.A.* that’s filled with hops
Is drink for which I yearn;
So brewers, I will offer props
And daily, I’ll return.
*India Pale Ale
Your Easter Bunny was very sweet
He took good care of our friends how Neat!
Maybe he was inspired by your songs
Hopefully we'll all get to sing along
Until then dear Friend, we're pulling for you
And hope your music are hits too
Until then Peter Cotton Tail
If your publisher works for me
I'll buy you a Moped to help save your feet.
Hoppy Easter from me to you
And Steve Kern, that goes for you too
You're IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cile