Rico Leffanta Poet Limerick

Hoppy Times

If women could stand up to pee
Oh how happy we all would be!
In half the time
She'd spend her dime
And then leave the seat up for me!


Champion retort:

Let's hope her aim
Is not as lame
As most men's seem to be!

Michelle Faulkner Date: 9/27/2018 6:35:00 PM

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Jennifer Proxenos October 7, 2018 at 1:23 AM Hi Rico, If she stood and spent half the time in a family of for example eight and there was only one toilet, she would be knighted! Yasou. Jennifer

Michelle Faulkner September 27, 2018 at 6:35 PM Let's hope her aim-is not as lame-as most men's seem to be! Rico Leffanta September 28, 2018 at 4:27 PM Yours is the BEST comment and retort I have read on poetry soup! Well said, Champion! Aloha! Rico

Lindsay Laurie September 26, 2018 at 6:30 PM My gosh Rico - certainly something to think about. Would stop the great toilet seat war - thanks Mate - Lindsay

Andrea Dietrich September 26, 2018 at 3:33 PM wow, another good one!!!

Janice Canerdy September 26, 2018 at 1:45 PM Interesting life view, Rico--funny! Janice