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If women could stand up to pee Oh how happy we all would be! In half the time She'd spend her dime And then leave the seat up for me! Champion retort: Let's hope her aim Is not as lame As most men's seem to be! Michelle Faulkner Date: 9/27/2018 6:35:00 PM

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Date: 10/7/2018 1:23:00 AM
Hi Rico, If she stood and spent half the time in a family of for example eight and there was only one toilet, she would be knighted! Yasou. Jennifer
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Date: 9/27/2018 6:35:00 PM
Let's hope her aim-is not as lame-as most men's seem to be!
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Date: 9/28/2018 4:27:00 PM
Yours is the BEST comment and retort I have read on poetry soup! Well said, Champion! Aloha! Rico
Date: 9/26/2018 6:30:00 PM
My gosh Rico - certainly something to think about. Would stop the great toilet seat war - thanks Mate - Lindsay
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Date: 9/26/2018 3:33:00 PM
wow, another good one!!!
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Date: 9/26/2018 1:45:00 PM
Interesting life view, Rico--funny! Janice
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