Homeowner Poems - Poems about Homeowner

...Sump pump is broken Constant water run Plumbers cost money Homeowner is sad Waits a bit too long The basement floods Ruins couches Bedding thrown out Salvage nothing Expensive Life less......Read the rest...

...The designer loved watermelon more than the homeowner ever had. I am not going to pay for it the homeowner told her builder dad. But the designer is your mother, and she thought you would love it. ......Read the rest...

...Someone who proudly displays their greatest material accomplishment in life......Read the rest...

...I am “A Lady in Waiting.” Throughout the earlier part and most of my life, I have pretty much done things my way, and some were not necessarily the right way. Rushing into sex brought about parenthoo......Read the rest...

...Do you see many snacks on the counter? Perhaps the homeowner eats many, and the snacks you see were set out yesterday to be gone tomorrow. Perhaps the homeowner does not eat them at all, and......Read the rest...

...Renegade realtor dealt only with sellers sincere Harried under hammer results which rich revere Assured Lofty turned over listings like sausages Heat applied seared buyers, hankering hostages ......Read the rest...

...A spider can scare a lady A mouse can scare one too A snake can scare a homeowner who finds one in his shoe Some kids are scared of dogs others fear a skunk even more than ......Read the rest...

...All In The Name Of "Progress" The wrecking ball long since demolished boyhood house zen located at 324 Level Road, a once nonagricultural, pastoral, rural residence, which soulful yen I call......Read the rest...

...WOMAN'S WITS By Ronalyn M. Pupa “There is a woman in the house!” She is the man’s partner and supporter, Maintains household’s peace and order, Alone or with you, stands still in all ......Read the rest...

...No trespassing! You with the straw hat you need to go! You’ve a startled face that laughs as you scratch your belly Recycle man and your thirty-nine-gallon bag in tow There’s nothing to salva......Read the rest...

...When did grass become a religion? The perfect green, weed-free lawn The goal of every homeowner? Whole companies now exist solely To maintain this suburban vision With “lawn control” fertilizers......Read the rest...

...A seasoned cat burglar climbs through the kitchen window; his eyes scanning left, right, front, and back... "Good, no one's home," or so he fought. He tiptoes through the house, going from......Read the rest...

...backyard squirrels gone feral felines licking paws distraught homeowner May 31, 2021......Read the rest...

...As I have walked pass or visited high-in rich subdivisions and gated communities, I have noticed all the homes are from the same color bracket. They are either beige, brown, cream, tan, camel, oatmea......Read the rest...

...they wanted to express their happiness with words, even though it never seemed the moment would come. The territory of greenland has been voted yes to statehood and the new city of Thule will ......Read the rest...