Short Homeowner Poems
Short Homeowner Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Homeowner by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Homeowner by length and keyword.
A homeowner
Someone who proudly displays their greatest material accomplishment in life...
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Categories:
homeowner, life,
Form:
Monoku
Like a Skillful Fisherman
untangling his nets,
the hardy homeowner
lays out Xmas lights
on his snow-covered drive....
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Categories:
homeowner, christmas,
Form:
Imagism
No More Squirrels
backyard squirrels gone
feral felines licking paws
distraught homeowner
May 31, 2021...
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Categories:
homeowner, animal, cat, nature,
Form:
Haiku
But Plumbers Cost So Much
Sump pump is broken
Constant water run
Plumbers cost money
Homeowner is sad
Waits a bit too long
The basement floods
Ruins couches
Bedding thrown out
Salvage nothing
Expensive
Life lesson
Plumber comes
Nasty
Stump pump
Flood
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Categories:
homeowner, water,
Form:
Diminished Hexaverse
A Spider, a Mouse, a Snake
A spider can scare a lady
A mouse can scare one too
A snake can scare a homeowner
who finds one in his shoe
Some kids are scared of dogs
others fear a skunk
even more than rats or possums ~
All this is what I've thunk...
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Categories:
homeowner, animal, fantasy, fear,
Form:
Rhyme
But the Designer is Your Mother
The designer loved watermelon more than the homeowner ever had.
I am not going to pay for it the homeowner told her builder dad.
But the designer is your mother, and she thought you would love it.
She took an axe to it and told her overbearing mother to “shove it”....
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Categories:
homeowner, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Freelancer's Lifestyle: the Deficiencies Iv
Every man with a sense of purpose has what he wants: a homeowner – a homeownership; a slickster, as slick as a public pool’s bottom, – a public pool; a villain – curses; a hero – a commemorative plaque on the wall of the house wherein he lived for a quarter century with his miserable marriage. I want nothing, ergo, I have nor marriage, nor curses, nor plaque, nor homeownership. I have no pool either.
Here we have an illustration of the deficiencies of a freelancer's lifestyle....
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Categories:
homeowner, life,
Form:
Prose