Short Homeowner Poems
Short Homeowner Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Homeowner by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Homeowner by length and keyword.
I have just made a startling observation -
with a bit of important information.
My cats really own the house.
(I'm sure you're thinking "How?")
Well, the term "homeowner"
contains the word "meow"!
Sump pump is broken
Constant water run
Plumbers cost money
Homeowner is sad
Waits a bit too long
The basement floods
Ruins couches
Bedding thrown out
Salvage nothing
Expensive
Life lesson
Plumber comes
Nasty
Stump pump
Flood
A spider can scare a lady
A mouse can scare one too
A snake can scare a homeowner
who finds one in his shoe
Some kids are scared of dogs
others fear a skunk
even more than rats or possums ~
All this is what I've thunk
The designer loved watermelon more than the homeowner ever had.
I am not going to pay for it the homeowner told her builder dad.
But the designer is your mother, and she thought you would love it.
She took an axe to it and told her overbearing mother to “shove it”.
we are vines & a tree
choking each other without meaning to.
we both want to grow towards the sun
but we can't do it without stopping the other.
of course, no one will win. we are both taken down
by a landscaper, or a homeowner, we both die.
when the saw grits, we both get hurt
because what else is there to do
but fall & be fallen onto.
A woman is burned to death on a NY subway train
Yawn
Murderer Mangione raises $200k on Go-Fund-Me
Yawn
Homeowner is jailed for ousting a squatter
Yawn
POTUS commutes 37 of 40 death row executions
Yawn
Night settles in ~
No sightings of dawn
Every man with a sense of purpose has what he wants: a homeowner – a homeownership; a slickster, as slick as a public pool’s bottom, – a public pool; a villain – curses; a hero – a commemorative plaque on the wall of the house wherein he lived for a quarter century with his miserable marriage. I want nothing, ergo, I have nor marriage, nor curses, nor plaque, nor homeownership. I have no pool either.
Here we have an illustration of the deficiencies of a freelancer's lifestyle.