Short Hilarious Poems
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Everything had been assessed..
given proper meaning label
pre-designed by.. perception
of the certain person's level..
Up To Your IRS
My exemptions upped;
Ended up being bankrupt;
They were all corrupt.
James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Over the hills and down below never knew winter was so slow
I'm a tired old goat longing for the winds of spring to blow.
Those mice got hit twice,
I could no longer be nice.
To those sneaky little mice,
Who keeps trying to steal my rice.
I tend to think that people don't see
And don't understand ****
When one happens to show signs of wit
It turns out to be me
WITHOUT THE BUMPS IN THE ROAD OF LIFE
iT wOULD bE lIKE oNE lONG eX-LaX fREEWAY! ;)))
cOPYRIGHT 2018
rOBERT wILLIAM gRUHN
Form:
hard worker being
he really wants that ball
horn stuck on the thorn
happy like the Sisyphus
hill that heap a sound of stones
I notice when I'm ugly...
smiles close
the words are silent,
no one answers me...
only the flies risk
to approach me.. !
Henry Houston hilarious hippie
Known to party hearty get tipsy
But last night
Lost bar fight
Because he got proud and lippy
Fools hop like
wild kangaroos
while real men
take to the pen
and quill
honour has its price
fools will always dance
for free
once an old raven named moe
wanted to be a young crow
friends did surmise
he'd end up in pies
so flew him away in tow.
One skinny geek, one with stuffing
The third wheel went by “Mclovin”
A wasted girl
Began to hurl
Then the fat boy took off running
My payday's a monthly event
But ... ‘fore it’s here - it's been spent
… Search ever’ where
… Wonderin’ where
All that money has … went?
Sitting there so beautifully-
the one who had stolen my heart from me.
I walked right by to catch his eye,
but caught a pole instead.
Trump Should Divest
For Trump what is best
Foreign ventures do divest
Bring lost jobs back west.
James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
#1
broken icicle
equatorial fossil
turned now into stone
Brian Johnston
June 20, 2016
Poet's Notes:
Expect more to come! Ha!
once a fellow named peas
jumped some rather tall trees
though he became sick
trying to mimic
flights of migrating geese.
As I sit and wonder why, one who dreams, she never cries
She always smiles but yet I doubt,
That anyone knows what she's smiling about.
have heard horn haiku
that had been stimulating
write another poem
James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
RiverSea Plantation
Bolivia, NC
A miss, with handsome curved thighs,
From men she elicited sighs
- Try as they would
- None of them could
Ever lay hands on the prize.
From prison he tried to escape
But, had the IQ of a grape
… His rocket (mis-wired)
… Quickly backfired
Now he’s all over the landscape
"Ucle," Joe said: "did you feel no pain
Falling from that mango tree?
Would you do it, please, again,
'Cos my brother here didn't see."
DONALD
HAS A VERY BIG PET
AN ORANGE HEADED WOODPECKER
WHO HE HAS NAMED PINOCCHIO
IS THAT JUST ANOTHER LIE
OR THE REASON FOR SO MANY
I haven't gone mad,
I was always mad,
your memory doesn't work,
you're mad!!
*not really a poem as such, I know, but worth reading
once a hot tempered fellow
fell in a tub of jello
he chilled through the night
imagine the sight
shipped to a fete in oslo.