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Short Hilarious Poems

Short Hilarious Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short Hilarious poems by PoetrySoup poets. Search short Hilarious poetry by poem length and keyword.


A 3 Word Poem
Humongous

Vag-in-al

Fungus

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© Nick Trim  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hilarious,
Form: Rhyme



Driving drunk
Driving drunk
Blue lights flashing
Puke...

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Categories: drink, funny, hilarious,
Form: Haiku
Crazy love
Crazy lovers; after each fight...a kid!
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Categories: confusion, happiness, hilarious, love,
Form: Monoku
Catfucious 12
I run and play 
While you're away.

       Uh oh!
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© Jean Bush  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: animal, cat, crazy, hilarious,
Form: Senryu
the end
The End
 
The Beginning


The Middle.


The End....

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Categories: funny, hilarious, simple,
Form: ABC



For Duchamp
porcelain has a sensation -
But that doormat is septic!...

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Categories: art, kids, hilarious, imagination,
Form: Concrete
Platypus Facts
Look a platypus
Proof evolutions a lie
And God is insane...

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© Nathan D.  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: faith, hilarious,
Form: Senryu
Premium Member Measure For Measure
I moved to Europe.
They measured weight by volume.
Completely absurd!...

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Categories: hilarious, humorous, military, silly, travel, world,
Form: Haiku
Premium Member Tilted
Legacy of sight
Broken reading glasses strife
Ugh! Searching again......

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Categories: adventure, hilarious,
Form: Haiku
Premium Member Reading Glasses
Tilting to my right 
Blurry and blinding my sight 
Age! What a delight...

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Categories: age, hilarious, humorous,
Form: Haiku
My girl
...

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Categories: crazy, fun, funny, hilarious, humor, poetry, poets,
Form: Lyric
S.O.P.H.I.E.
Spontaneous
Open-minded
Pretty awesome
Hilarious
Innocent
Excellent...

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Categories: hilarious, friendship
Form: Acrostic
Flight of fancy
Unbuttoned night dress
Playful kisses in the dark
One can only dream 
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© Nana B.  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: body, desire, dream, fantasy, hilarious, sensual, valentines
Form: Haiku
A secret affair
Dewdrops visit blooms
at night and leave by daybreak:
A secret affair.
...

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Categories: hilarious, beauty, cute love, desire, emotions, feelings, flower,
Form: Haiku
Premium Member Kitty Cat Comments
Paws of playful delight meow in mischief as I type...

January 30th 2019...

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Categories: cat, hilarious,
Form: Monoku
Premium Member Planning In My Sleep


Wake Up Excited 

Wonderful Lesson in Mind

It’s Gone By Coffee
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Categories: crazy, feelings, good morning, hilarious, perspective, poetess,
Form: Haiku
Seventeen syllables of grey
Poetry censor
Bleep bleepity bleep bleep bleep
Bleeping bleep bleep bleep...

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Categories: funny, hilarious, humor, humorous, sensual, sexy,
Form: Haiku
Poo Haiku
Something smells in here,
John forgot to flush again,
I think I'll move out!...

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© Mike A.  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: cheer up, funny, hilarious, men, moving on,
Form: Haiku
When I fell in Love
When I fell in love,
I fell down hard cutting my knee,
It hurt like hell Damn!...

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Categories: hilarious, hurt, love,
Form: Haiku
CHEWING GUM

    Why americans
  are known having large jaws  ?
-  chewing gum effect !
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Categories: hilarious, humorous, sympathy,
Form: Senryu
For Ladies Only
Flying squirrel I’m not
It’s my arm flaps hanging down
Long sleeves now a must!
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Categories: hilarious, woman,
Form: Senryu
Mobile Phone
The mobile phone
t
  a
    k
      e  
        s
          away peace . . .
...

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Categories: age, change, character, conflict, hilarious, identity, imagery,
Form: Shape
Roses are Red
Roses are red 
Violets are blue
I think i just pooped myself
It feels like doo doo...

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Categories: hilarious, career, cheer up, child abuse, childhood, clothes,
Form: Free verse
Heels On Wheels
these heels
         pumps unicycle
                                 wheels


2/6/18...

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Categories: fantasy, funny, hilarious,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member LOVE IN THE SEA
Listen to poem:
Young we be, more fish

In the sea, then old tells us,

Tales, theirs more like whales....

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Categories: analogy, fish, funny, hilarious, imagery, metaphor, sea,
Form: Senryu