Comical Poems

Reluctant To Age

This can't be my age! 
I am still young at heart
The life of a party 
Though hitting the bed by ten
Gained a few kilos of weight
But can fit into my youthful jeans
Grew sluggish and shorter in height
Although ready for a morning jog
Have to wear glasses now
As the print size has become smaller
A few grays in

5 steps for not writing a poem

Stare at the pen you got, 
Although your brain suffering from a drought,
Thinking about a revolutionary theme, 
Then write the poem in your dream.

You got the theme, now pick your mighty pen, 
And remember how you wrote, that poem back then. 
Just think of two lines and then go with the flow, 
How would you

Comical Nonsense Deux

Don't grab a hot pan with your hand, from the form the oven!
It's painful.
Don't roller skate in a Hurricane?
Are Ya crazy?
Don't linger by tall buildings, in an earthquake.
It's fatal.
If you ride on a burrow might land on a cactus.
Your jazz will be Achin.
Don't eat a loaf of avocado toast and two stacks of bacon.
That's constipation

Jelly Fat

Jelly Fat
by M. Griswold
08272020

"Jelly fat!" you say "Just what exactly is that?"
Well, it's a little more than that li'l old belly fat.
It's all of yur all, you know, that li'l giggle stuff.
The li'l bit-o-fat that's beyond and above enough.

It's that shake in your middle when walking a little.
And bounces hard when, with your mate, you

Strawberry Moon

You don’t look much like a strawberry, moon
But you do look like a shortcake in June
Round and gold and waiting for that sweet mess
Of strawberries and syrupy sugar, oh yes

I can sort of see it now, like a summer dream
Of beaches and carnivals, heaped with whipped cream
Now you’re gleaming white and clean as an empty

Comical Nonsense

Alpha cash warren,
isn't real Ralph Lauren.
It's like sayin pleather,
is some kind of leather?

Vanilla Chinchilla,
is only a dream.
Guess, Miss Diller,
would have loved it.
She was a Scream.

See, Barack Obama,
is not, Ali Baba.
But they knew the Guru,
Those Dudes, were right tight,
way back in high school.

She wore a new tutu,
And had fancy Bonbons,
Gifts for her true love,
his name is

Comical Cat With His Embellished Hat

Comical Cat with his embellished top hat
Sat at the table with an ugly vampire bat
Along came a bee, all fluffy and phat.
We will be joined shortly by my friend, Freddy Gnat.

Do you like my burgundy ribbon? Asked the cat
Showing off his silky flamboyance, so shiny and fat.
Not as much as your bowtie, said Freddy the

Politics

Politics is a mutual confrontation
To gain status, power and influence
Is not that simple
Sometimes out of logics
No sympathy
Only politicking
No discussion
Only debate
No laws
Only conspiracy 
No truth
Only absurd and fantastic ideas
No promises
Only proposals
With comical speech
A brilliant orator
With bribery
Some dirty tricks  
All are to win
And he who wins 
Is always to be admired

So Comical

So comical is the struggle
As we so vacillate
Myriad desire forms juggle 
Before each we prostrate

Make still the shaky heart
Simply add love to cart
Behold desires depart 

Heart unstable
So comical

20-November-2021
Quietus 

The Children's Art

The children
Draw a world of gay colours
But a wrong proportion
A strange perspective
Comical, amusing and odd
Cartoon-bound
A world they see with simplicity of heart
The adult's world is too
Confusing, sophisticated, and twisted 
Too difficult for them to present and interprete

In Confession Today

In confession today

What will I say 
In confession today?
That I didn’t pray – 
How long will you stay
In confession today?

What will I say
In confession today?
That I left my rosary beads at home
To benediction I didn’t come – 
Ah curse you!
How long will you stay
In confession today?

What will I say 
In confession today?
I forgot my Hail

The Stairs

Am I so old I cannot remember?
It was on the stairs, sometime in December.
My memory was in such a state,
that I found myself in deep debate
whilst climbing the stairs to fetch something down,
then couldn’t remember. I felt such a clown!

I descended because I forgot,
only I blurt out ‘Oh I remember what
the thing was which I

Vocal Coach

The vocal coach will help my voice,
He’ll help me sing, it was my choice.
I turned up there with just myself,
He politely enquired about my health.
He asked if I could sing a note,
I obliged once I’d cleared my throat.
He looked and said ‘you cannot sing,
Next time you’re voice you’ll need to bring,’
I told him that was

Comical Genetic Re-Engineering

After passing away or not we may be "Re-Engineered" "Genetically"into being an"Ant",rat,cat,dog,fly,or what ever living creature the "Creator" decides for us to be!!!!"everybody will have some kind of "Eternal Life",and some kind of "Immortality"!Why does the "Dog" chase the "Cat"? Why does the "Cat" chase the "Rat"?Why won't "Poets" entertain ,and get fortune and fame?

Comical

MOMENTS 6  COMICAL


Sorrow feels joy
Life puzzles ploy
Do you know joy?


Joy knows sorrow
Do you borrow?
Cheer in sorrow


Drama shouts loud
Wear well and proud
Kind laughter loud




Leon Enriquez
11 August 2018
Singapore

~~~~~~~~~

• Short Comical Poems
• Famous Comical Poems
• Best Comical Poems
• Read Comical Poems
• Long Comical Poems
• Comical Quotes