Comical Poems - Poems about Comical

Dr. McKay, with her science so keen, Said, "This Cain's gone quite off of the scene!" With tests and with sighs, She'd roll her bright eyes, Then tripped on a lab coat, a comical queen. ©bfa032125 (Elisabeth Shue in Hollow Man) ...

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This can't be my age! I am still young at heart The life of a party Though hitting the bed by ten Gained a few kilos of weight But can fit into my youthful jeans Grew sluggish and shorter in height Although ready for a morning jog Have to wear glasses now As the print size has become smaller A few grays in...

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Stare at the pen you got, Although your brain suffering from a drought, Thinking about a revolutionary theme, Then write the poem in your dream. You got the theme, now pick your mighty pen, And remember how you wrote, that poem back then. Just think of two lines and then go with the flow, How would you...

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Don't grab a hot pan with your hand, from the form the oven! It's painful. Don't roller skate in a Hurricane? Are Ya crazy? Don't linger by tall buildings, in an earthquake. It's fatal. If you ride on a burrow might land on a cactus. Your jazz will be Achin. Don't eat a loaf of avocado toast and two stacks of bacon. That's constipation...

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Jelly Fat by M. Griswold 08272020 "Jelly fat!" you say "Just what exactly is that?" Well, it's a little more than that li'l old belly fat. It's all of yur all, you know, that li'l giggle stuff. The li'l bit-o-fat that's beyond and above enough. It's that shake in your middle when walking a little. And bounces hard when, with your mate, you...

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You don’t look much like a strawberry, moon But you do look like a shortcake in June Round and gold and waiting for that sweet mess Of strawberries and syrupy sugar, oh yes I can sort of see it now, like a summer dream Of beaches and carnivals, heaped with whipped cream Now you’re gleaming white and clean as an empty...

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Alpha cash warren, isn't real Ralph Lauren. It's like sayin pleather, is some kind of leather? Vanilla Chinchilla, is only a dream. Guess, Miss Diller, would have loved it. She was a Scream. See, Barack Obama, is not, Ali Baba. But they knew the Guru, Those Dudes, were right tight, way back in high school. She wore a new tutu, And had fancy Bonbons, Gifts for her true love, his name is...

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Comical Cat with his embellished top hat Sat at the table with an ugly vampire bat Along came a bee, all fluffy and phat. We will be joined shortly by my friend, Freddy Gnat. Do you like my burgundy ribbon? Asked the cat Showing off his silky flamboyance, so shiny and fat. Not as much as your bowtie, said Freddy the...

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Politics is a mutual confrontation To gain status, power and influence Is not that simple Sometimes out of logics No sympathy Only politicking No discussion Only debate No laws Only conspiracy No truth Only absurd and fantastic ideas No promises Only proposals With comical speech A brilliant orator With bribery Some dirty tricks All are to win And he who wins Is always to be admired...

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So comical is the struggle As we so vacillate Myriad desire forms juggle Before each we prostrate Make still the shaky heart Simply add love to cart Behold desires depart Heart unstable So comical 20-November-2021 Quietus ...

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The children Draw a world of gay colours But a wrong proportion A strange perspective Comical, amusing and odd Cartoon-bound A world they see with simplicity of heart The adult's world is too Confusing, sophisticated, and twisted Too difficult for them to present and interprete...

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In confession today What will I say In confession today? That I didn’t pray – How long will you stay In confession today? What will I say In confession today? That I left my rosary beads at home To benediction I didn’t come – Ah curse you! How long will you stay In confession today? What will I say In confession today? I forgot my Hail...

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Am I so old I cannot remember? It was on the stairs, sometime in December. My memory was in such a state, that I found myself in deep debate whilst climbing the stairs to fetch something down, then couldn’t remember. I felt such a clown! I descended because I forgot, only I blurt out ‘Oh I remember what the thing was which I...

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The vocal coach will help my voice, He’ll help me sing, it was my choice. I turned up there with just myself, He politely enquired about my health. He asked if I could sing a note, I obliged once I’d cleared my throat. He looked and said ‘you cannot sing, Next time you’re voice you’ll need to bring,’ I told him that was...

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After passing away or not we may be "Re-Engineered" "Genetically"into being an"Ant",rat,cat,dog,fly,or what ever living creature the "Creator" decides for us to be!!!!"everybody will have some kind of "Eternal Life",and some kind of "Immortality"!Why does the "Dog" chase the "Cat"? Why does the "Cat" chase the "Rat"?Why won't "Poets" entertain ,and get fortune and fame?...

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