Jolly Poems - Poems about Jolly

there was a jolly old man from Dublin drank way too much and home he went stublin` a river he tried to cross only to slipped on the moss now laughter never stops from the ducklin` ...

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Abracadabra did not work for joy Her references backed by Leroy Tolstoy She threw the spells out and went with her soul Succeeding with the monsters, her ultimate goal Instinctive chants from her expanding diaphragm Jeepy Jappy Jumble Jolly Jee Jam She snapped her thumb and the elixir lit red hot Neon green too, then it began to dance and trot Slivers of...

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Cranberry garlands the Christmas tree Piña empanadas and gifts of filigree Children’s faces aglow Kissing ‘neath the mistletoe Midnight mass tradition with family Flights have been cancelled call the...

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Jill just can’t sit for one minute still; In everything she wants some thrill! One rainy evening she climbs a hill; From there she slips making a shrill! This results her fall straight into a rill; She swallows water a gallon at her will! As her belly swells, she falls critically ill; The quack there tries on her every pill! It costs...

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Water brought by Jolly Jill. She wishes the jug to fill. Jug is becoming half- full. Hole at side, making her fool. ...

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So it goes as it was planned, relatively fine Or in case it isn’t, one can change the view From the vast perspective of the God’s design Aren’t we doing well what we’re able to Or in case this world is a Devil’s creature Everything's still better, than it might have been Everyone performs what they have to feature So it goes...

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I dream of a right and jolly Christmas I don’t dream of a white or snowy Christmas It’s very slippery and treacherous when it snows To go to church, I wear leather shoes And it’s easy to fall and get hurt I don’t want to break your heart By saying that white Christmas Isn’t a fun or joyful time. But Midnight Mass Is...

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In a land adorned with tinsel and lights, Where merry hearts danced through winter nights, Christmas arrived, bringing laughter and cheer, A time when joy and humor drew near. Santa, the jolly old man dressed in red, With his chubby frame and a beard widespread, He squeezed through chimneys with utmost grace, Delivering gifts at a merry pace. Saint Nicholas, a legend from...

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12/2/2023 Oh, the excruciating job of finding a comfortable pair of shoes! And why do we fall asleep so darn early at night? Driving after sundown is a fright! Hey, gravity, stop pulling on my face! There's a younger man I wish to date! Desiring to dance like a sexy Sambista, but...

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Eighty-eight years old and still going strong Have a positive approach so what could go wrong It's done me well I've answered the bell Each morning like a jolly old leprechaun...

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There once was an ape named Ollie Who rode around in a trolley Three hippos in a bath They made a hyena laugh As a duck swam holding a brolly...

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It was late Christmas Eve When awakened by a noise I was hoping it was Santa With a hefty bag of toys Peeking from my bedroom Caught a vision really wild Santa covered all in tinsel And giggling like a child He spun around the floor As if nothing else to lose Stripped down to his boxers Wearing ballerina shoes Still whirling like a dervish I guess he...

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Our Jolly Saint Nick seems quite sprite With big happy smiles this fine night He hands out his toys And tween that enjoys His old, faithful friend named Bud-Light! December 18, 2022 Contest: A Funny Santa Limerick Sponsor: Tania Kitchin ...

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A JOLLY FISHERMAN Jolly fisherman jocund Jack took well knitted drag-net on back and long fishing rod to catch fish! Strong wish for fish fry to relish. Floating a boat he loved to trawl. Caught small fishes:Those were to crawl. ...

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One slushy day, a Jolly fisher fishes a wishing well, where he knows splashy fish is. For Princess Tricia's favourite dish is, a plate of little squishy fresh whitefishes; and Tricia gets all she ever wishes. Too selfy selfish to accept shellfishes, Dogfish, Catfish, or even some Swordfishes; and despite her mother's pushy tisch tisch tisches, a plate of little squishy fresh whitefishes, is...

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