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Pooping Like A Proper Italian this is for Jan



I poop every morning after a Pizzelle slathered in Nutella 
it is nine am in Italy and not a good time to eat mortadella 

I poop after lunch after eating pizza with spicy pepperoni
it is twelve o'clock and way too early to eat my macaroni

I poop in the evening after my pasta al forno with cheese 
its much too early for my salami sandwich, " Jeez Louise!" 

I poop before bed and I let out a great Ah Ah, Mama Mia 
as the neighbors yell out the window keep it down " Maria! " 

Of course I poop like a proper Italian and here's the squeeze,  
when we use the Latrina we fan ourselves to get a tiny breeze!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2025


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Date: 8/1/2025 10:46:00 AM
Dear Rose, You had me rolling what a riot! Only you could turn daily rituals into such a hilarious ode to Italian living. Pizzelle, mortadella, pizza, macaroni and, of course, the Latrina! I swear, I’ll never look at Nutella or pasta al forno the same way again. Pure comedic gold. Blessings, My Dear Rose, Daniel
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Date: 7/31/2025 8:15:00 PM
LOL. Great fun, Vie! Jan will love it!
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Date: 8/1/2025 2:22:00 AM
I know she will Charles, its out of my comfort zone lol but I had fun with it
Date: 7/31/2025 7:52:00 PM
Enjoyed reading the poem.Very well done .
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Date: 8/1/2025 2:22:00 AM
Thank you Akham for reading and commenting :)
Date: 7/31/2025 5:17:00 PM
An Ode, not odor to Jan and poop will be loved by many poets who enjoy the humor. Great couplets, Vie.
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Date: 7/31/2025 6:44:00 PM
I hope so Lin, all in the fun of it, thanks for coming around my page, take care
Date: 7/31/2025 4:37:00 PM
This should be popular with the poop brigade
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Date: 7/31/2025 6:44:00 PM
I'm sure it will, know what they say "everybody poops " lol thanks for dropping by with more than choco droppings lol
Date: 7/31/2025 4:30:00 PM
rather humorous...clever hugs, Sara
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Date: 7/31/2025 6:43:00 PM
I had fun writing it Sara, not my usual but it was fun
Date: 7/31/2025 3:31:00 PM
ha ha ha Vie - so glad to see my poopy sense of humour inspiring you! hugs jan xx
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Date: 7/31/2025 6:43:00 PM
I'm not in my element here, but I had fun writing it Jan, I'll leave the poop stories to you, lol, take care, love :)
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