Pooping Like A Proper Italian this is for Jan

I poop every morning after a Pizzelle slathered in Nutella it is nine am in Italy and not a good time to eat mortadella I poop after lunch after eating pizza with spicy pepperoni it is twelve o'clock and way too early to eat my macaroni I poop in the evening after my pasta al forno with cheese its much too early for my salami sandwich, " Jeez Louise!" I poop before bed and I let out a great Ah Ah, Mama Mia as the neighbors yell out the window keep it down " Maria! " Of course I poop like a proper Italian and here's the squeeze, when we use the Latrina we fan ourselves to get a tiny breeze!