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Village in the Valley
Village in the Valley left behind, and then it's a fine find
Mountain in the making...in the dark alleys of my mind

You're a flashlight
In the night
You are a friend 
Till the end
Bite the bullet
You're the village...

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Categories: hilarious, deep,
Form: Free verse



Kaos In -part 5- final part
Hate the feelings of ew's and ugh's...let's pause before we put our paws on this unmanageable cause with silent applause (quiet interest or hushed enthusiasm)
What's the cause of these negative, gross, worthless flawful laws that...

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Categories: hilarious, abuse, deep,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Tips For Modern Poets
Dear Novice Poet,
Welcome to the wide open wonderful world of poetry!  Today more than ever before, a poem can easily be whatever you want it to be.  The rules are simple.  There...

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Categories: hilarious, write,
Form: Prose
Chapter 1: Betrayal Stinks - a Poetic Journey
Give me a pleasant, 
Elevating and 
Elegant embrace
Times like these are Grim 

Believe in Him
Don’t give up on them –
The people you hang out with
So much fun, I can clearly see actually, 
Time and time...

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Categories: hilarious, angst, anxiety,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Wisdom's Healthy Passion
"We have an enemy within called the ego
who prevents us from using our mind intelligently.
It hides deep within our heart
and emerges with regularity
to challenge and consume our will."
     Rumi (M. Mafi,...

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Categories: hilarious, health, integrity, wisdom,
Form: Political Verse



Premium Member PART ONE - A Gunshot Wound to the Heat - A short story from my memoir
GUNSHOT WOUND TO THE HEART 


From a two-room schoolhouse high on a hill over the Fundy Bay, I sat at an old wooden desk daydreaming. The ink stains and etchings which were dug deep into...

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Categories: hilarious, nostalgia,
Form: Narrative
Blocks View of His Feet
Blocks View of His Feet

Trump not only is total loss but also complete;
Speaks same words several times and will repeat;
Ignorant sign off;
Retarded slightly above,
And big belly does block view of his both feet.

James Thesarious Hilarious...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hilarious, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Through Their Eyes
Through Their Eyes

The Poetry Murders Part 3 in the series

Murder She Wrote

It was a dark night with a full moon
The alley narrow, my hopes high
My footsteps echoed in the ears of the invisible
I quicken my...

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Categories: funny, grave, hilarious, history, imagery, inspiration, introspection,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Journeys With Father Time
Hi!
I'm Sister EarthChild
journalist with Youth Radio
speaking with Mother Time,
who recently published her hilarious
"Journeys With Father Time:
Wasted Journals of Mother Time."

First, I want you to know
I've been reading your book
as if it were my own story.
So,...

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Categories: hilarious, gender, health, history, humanity, humor, integrity,
Form: Prose Poetry
BANDAID ADDICTION
My 4 year old was addicted to Band-aids
Every part of his body needed a Band-aid.

'mama mama momy mom mom mama'

"WHAT!!!!!!"

'I have an owie
come see mama'

"Julian, love
mama doesn't have time to look today
I'm getting ready for...

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Categories: funny love, hilarious, mother son,
Form: Bio
Premium Member That Is Your Job
That is your job, the mama tells us at school.
We feed her child breakfast, lunch, and an after school snack free of charge.
We give her child a safe place to be, while she has seven...

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Categories: hilarious, children, mother, mother daughter, mother son, philosophy,
Form: Prose
16 Years Of War
                         ~My True Story 16 Years Of War~

!6 years of living...

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Categories: hilarious, political, war,
Form: Free verse
My Future Fate
I keep on observing couples pass me by oh so merrily,
Getting me all perked up, but at the same time, a bit of jealousy
I am deserving of no one and I know you'd disagree
Getting me...

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Categories: hilarious, depression, funeral, future, hope, jealousy, loneliness, lost
Form: Rhyme
Grew Up With Awesome Parents
Your face was red and blue…hope you feel good again
When I saw you, you obviously, abruptly coughed
I couldn’t help, but remember that…I’m feeling 7 out of 10 
When I saw you smile, I knew you...

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Categories: hilarious, angst, anxiety, youth,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member The Circus Is In Town
Come join the unraveling circus
quite soon to be passing our way,
with the clowns in a clamor to twerk us -
line up as they lead us astray!

Arriving, the elephant trumpets
agendas of aberrant acts
while the donkeys drool,...

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Categories: hilarious, humor,
Form: Quatrain
Have You Ever Had Horn Haiku
Horn Combined Not Maligned Haiku

Cat is not a pain
Over house has a free rein
Which is domain.

I did discover,
To interrupt is corrupt;
Always done abrupt.

Is agitator
Also manipulator;
Even a traitor.

Between is schism;
Nationalist populism;
Read in catechism.

Was on Morning show...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hilarious, humorous,
Form: Haiku
A Bullfrog And A Butterfly
A bullfrog and a butterfly both chanced upon each other.
‘My dear, you are an ugly beast!’ the bullfrog dared to utter.
‘Why froggy,’ gasped the butterfly, astounded by his words.
 ‘My beauty is unparallel while yours...

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Categories: children, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous, muse, nonsense,
Form: Rhyme
Story about a Tin-Boy
A long, long time ago, there lived a family of tin-beings,
in an underground basement in a garage. Oil and grease
were their favorite delicacy. Mechanics always wondered
where their oil and grease vanished to.

One night, one of...

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Categories: fantasy, children, kids, hilarious, imagery, magic, mystery,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member American Pies and Porkies
American Pies and Porkies

I’m not American though I spent a year in California the land of beaches Hollywood 
‘flower power’ ‘Big Sur’ with dopey dreams and have walked ‘bear’-foot in Yosemite
thus I followed the elections...

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Categories: hilarious, community,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Where There's A Will
WHERE THERE IS A WILL

It has been over three months now and still no Grans will
Through the letterbox; comes another, got to be paid bill
  
As the insurance didn’t cover for my Grans Zombie...

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Categories: encouraging, endurance, funny, grandmother, hilarious, inspirational, irony,
Form: Epic
How to attach a shower curtain
How to attach a shower curtain...

Suffering permanent anatomical
disfigurement, nonetheless
maintaining marital bliss
at steep price despite more or less
musculoskeletal dislocation,
I eagerly, readily willingly confess.

Ideal for someone whose height
trends toward above average
unless you don't object tilting
head back in...

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Categories: 12th grade, celebration, encouraging, fun, hilarious, husband,
Form: Free verse
Paper-Cup Porsche: True Tale from the Mental Ward
Of all the kooky Coo-Coo's in the nest, Charlene by far was my favorite. Poor Charlene had virtually lost her mind after the sudden tragic death of her son, and because of that, and in...

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Categories: hilarious, black african american, crazy, humorous, memory, smile,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Cats and Christmas trees, for contest
Cats and Christmas trees

A cat is instinctive
Climbs tall towering trees expertly
The garden is his haven
His and only his territory

Smart and astute he can survive on his own
Catching rats, mice and birds, presents just for me
Proud,...

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Categories: hilarious, cat, celebration, cheer up, christmas, , cute,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Domestic Entertainments
I find my entertainments close to home
as nothing could be more wildly hilarious
and downright curious
than my own complex teenagers
who sometimes speak
and do their math
about what adds up toward our shared
and independent 
futures.

Then there are cacophonous...

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Categories: hilarious, adventure, earth, happiness, home, humor, nature, night,
Form: Prose Poetry
Premium Member Dragon The Soap Opera
Dragon wants in the movies. Honestly! He's a great actor! Just look at him!
Doesn’t he look so sweet and innocent... See! Told you he’s a great actor!
No one in the whole wide world has a...

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Categories: fantasy, fun, hilarious, humor, humorous, imagination, uplifting,
Form: Light Verse