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Village in the Valley
Village in the Valley left behind, and then it's a fine find
Mountain in the the dark alleys of my mind

You're a flashlight
In the night
You are a friend 
Till the end
Bite the bullet
You're the village...

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Categories: hilarious, deep,
Form: Free verse

Kaos In -part 5- final part
Hate the feelings of ew's and ugh's...let's pause before we put our paws on this unmanageable cause with silent applause (quiet interest or hushed enthusiasm)
What's the cause of these negative, gross, worthless flawful laws that...

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Categories: hilarious, abuse, deep,
Form: Free verse
Doggerel I
Doggerel I or Nonsense Verse

by Michael R. Burch

Einstein, the frizzy-haired,
proved E equals MC squared.
Thus, all mass decreases
as activity ceases?
Not my mass, my a$$ declared!

Bible Libel
by Michael R. Burch

If God
is good,
half the Bible
is libel.

I came up...

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Categories: dog, hilarious, humor, humorous, light, nonsense, nursery
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Tips For Modern Poets
Dear Novice Poet,
Welcome to the wide open wonderful world of poetry!  Today more than ever before, a poem can easily be whatever you want it to be.  The rules are simple.  There...

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Categories: hilarious, write,
Form: Prose
Premium Member The Legend of Justin Case - BOTH Audio and Text

Justin Case - the weirdest guy in the all of Buxton county - did a lot o’ crazy things that most would never try,
And even weirder - just before he’d do the things he did...

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Categories: hilarious,
Form: Narrative

Premium Member Orpheus
Chick-fil-a = the best place ever
jade = 
brooke = gorgeous 
mishin = the boss, as in “You aren’t the boss of me.”

We’re on vaycay. School is OVER, COVID is over. We’re in New York City...

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Categories: hilarious, humor, mothers day, new york, sister, summer,
Form: Free verse
Chapter 1: Betrayal Stinks - a Poetic Journey
Give me a pleasant, 
Elevating and 
Elegant embrace
Times like these are Grim 

Believe in Him
Don’t give up on them –
The people you hang out with
So much fun, I can clearly see actually, 
Time and time...

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Categories: hilarious, angst, anxiety,
Form: Free verse
My Compilation
Many of my favorite poems
How About This for Veterans Day

A monthly Monday morning military meeting
Would be great for them as way of greeting
Talking about things happening another day
Of past successes and prices they had to...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hilarious, analogy,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member Wisdom's Healthy Passion
"We have an enemy within called the ego
who prevents us from using our mind intelligently.
It hides deep within our heart
and emerges with regularity
to challenge and consume our will."
     Rumi (M. Mafi,...

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Categories: hilarious, health, integrity, wisdom,
Form: Political Verse
Many of my favorite poems
How About This for Veterans Day

A monthly Monday morning military meeting
Would be great for them as way of greeting
Talking about things happening another day
Of past successes and prices they had to pay.

Enlisted Term of Service...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hilarious, allegory, analogy,
Form: I do not know?
sweepers final countdown
ask me about my day as a sweeper today..
its hilarious to even tell this to all today..
the supervisor the power abusing man.
have fallen in love with me.. madly..
he cannot even take his eyes off me..

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Categories: hilarious, adventure, appreciation, beauty, celebration, character, encouraging, fate,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member IT'S A MAD WORLD- In a Lancashire Accent
IT’S A MAD WORLD In a Lancashire Accent.

I went to the Confectioners today, there was a long queue outside, a metre apart, and it had started to rain. 
The assistant behind the counter had shiny...

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Categories: crazy, food, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous, life,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member PART ONE - A Gunshot Wound to the Heat - A short story from my memoir

From a two-room schoolhouse high on a hill over the Fundy Bay, I sat at an old wooden desk daydreaming. The ink stains and etchings which were dug deep into...

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Categories: hilarious, nostalgia,
Form: Prose
Premium Member Imagination
Every second, every minute, every single thought about you
Wonders of this still could be too good to be true
Fluttering in my heart, palpitations go amiss
I yearn for the touch of your skin, and I constantly...

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Categories: hilarious, imagination,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Car Show - BOTH Audio and Text
We always spent the day before a show in preparation,
There always seemed so much to do to get the car in shape,
But all the work was worth it, (or at least we thought it was),

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Categories: car, hilarious, humor, humorous,
Form: Narrative
Blocks View of His Feet
Blocks View of His Feet

Trump not only is total loss but also complete;
Speaks same words several times and will repeat;
Ignorant sign off;
Retarded slightly above,
And big belly does block view of his both feet.

James Thesarious Hilarious...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hilarious, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Twice told toilet tale a cheeky execrable gross fable
Twice told toilet tale – a cheeky execrable gross fable

which poetic product best be affixed 
with hashtag STINKY label.

As a young whippersnapper
and one precocious lad to boot,
I discovered common combustible materials
found in the bathroom.

At opportune...

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Categories: hilarious, 11th grade, 12th grade, adventure, blessing, father,
Form: Rhyme

Many chains, many locks and bars
clattered at four in the morning 
black bitter coffee drugged
a single bucket of cold water 

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Categories: hilarious, africa, body, character, emotions, history, humanity, integrity,
Form: Bio
Premium Member Through Their Eyes
Through Their Eyes

The Poetry Murders Part 3 in the series

Murder She Wrote

It was a dark night with a full moon
The alley narrow, my hopes high
My footsteps echoed in the ears of the invisible
I quicken my...

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Categories: funny, grave, hilarious, history, imagery, inspiration, introspection,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Journeys With Father Time
I'm Sister EarthChild
journalist with Youth Radio
speaking with Mother Time,
who recently published her hilarious
"Journeys With Father Time:
Wasted Journals of Mother Time."

First, I want you to know
I've been reading your book
as if it were my own story.

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Categories: hilarious, gender, health, history, humanity, humor, integrity,
Form: Prose Poetry
Premium Member 10 Conversations in ICU Part I
Number one.

"Good morning. Would you like tea with your breakfast?"

No. I want milk with my porridge but it hasn't yet come."

"You will have to ask them." 

"Who's them? Who should I ask? Which one?"

"The people...

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Categories: funny, hilarious, humor, humorous,
Form: Free verse
My 4 year old was addicted to Band-aids
Every part of his body needed a Band-aid.

'mama mama momy mom mom mama'


'I have an owie
come see mama'

"Julian, love
mama doesn't have time to look today
I'm getting ready for...

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Categories: funny love, hilarious, mother son,
Form: Bio
Premium Member That Nasty Lactose - forgive me - this one's just too hilarious not to post
This embarrassingly irreverent piece is loosely based on a true story for which I've paid the price for pretty much causing it to happen more than once...PLEASE, no hate mail!   PS: "Bonnie" is...

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Categories: hilarious, funny, humor,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member That Is Your Job
That is your job, the mama tells us at school.
We feed her child breakfast, lunch, and an after school snack free of charge.
We give her child a safe place to be, while she has seven...

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Categories: hilarious, children, mother, mother daughter, mother son, philosophy,
Form: Prose
Premium Member Do I need that
A funny thing happened this evening
My littlest daughter sat too far back on the toilet, slipped in and was stuck
(Have we all been there? I remember my experience well...)
She found it hilarious and shouted for...

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Categories: hilarious, anxiety,
Form: Dramatic Monologue