Hairball Poems - Poems about Hairball

...(Sick with grief over the loss of our old blind cat, sick because we'd put her our last night to vomit up a hairball and then forgot to let her back in. In the morning I find her dead on the highway,......Read the rest...

...why would she do such a thing right in the middle of the most important party you'd ever thrown a party that would make or break your career your way of life for as far as you could possibly pee......Read the rest...

...[The Candyman] Who can take a hairball? Blame it on the cat Flush it down the tank And you laugh a lot for that It’s the handyman Yes, it's the handyman The handyman can ‘Cause you pay hi......Read the rest...

...If I had a hairball It would be no wonder Since I lick and lick and lick all day All day long, I’m lickin’ on my paws I am in a hairy way! If I had a hairball I would gag and cough And gag......Read the rest...

...Humphry Dumphry sat in the hall Eating a hamburger and things that crawl A silly old kook Wearing a tuque Wee Humphry choking on a dirty big hairball ......Read the rest...

...Okay here comes slap happy pappy, at your beck and call For parties, conventions, or entertaining at the mall Just set up a booth Blacken a tooth And bring down the house, pretending to h......Read the rest...

...To be honest, I'm a sweet loving soul Haven't lied to you since being granted parole For beating an old lady She was about eighty Falsies fell out, and she choked on a hairball>center>......Read the rest...

...Lurking in fuzzy leftovers is seen A quivering, crawling hairball of green A florescent prune Or cheese from the moon Gurgles gastric, plastic alien spleen The miser squire requires gluts of c......Read the rest...

...The Cat Drank My Beer The Cat drank my beer I left in a cup. Actually she used her tongue to lick it all up. I remember thinking, this does not bode well for the cat or the beer. This fel......Read the rest...

...Cat Kitty Licking now Hairball. Hairball. Move Yourself Quickly Foul thing comes out. Disgusting Hairball. Cat......Read the rest...

...Okay here comes slap happy pappy, at your beck and call For parties, conventions, or entertaining at the mall Just set up a booth Blacken a tooth And bring down the house, pretending to h......Read the rest...

...Humphry Dumphry sat in the hall Eating a hamburger and things that crawl A silly old kook Wearing a tuque Wee Humphry choking on a dirty big hairball......Read the rest...

...White Cliffs of Dover now sponsored in daydreams Reading each billboard that rusts on the sky Checking a map though it’s for the wrong city She sends a smile to the wink of his eye Overhead......Read the rest...

...My furry friend coughed up a big hairball, she coughed so hard the darn thing hit the wall, so while I cleaned up the mess, wasn't too happy I confess... but it does beat the backside waterfall.......Read the rest...

...Who I Seek When O'Henry our cat is one who I seek We can always tell by his variable squeak Which he does instead of going meow Thought of it himself from out of the blue. Now O'Henry when w......Read the rest...