Hairball Poems - Poems about Hairball

...(Sick with grief over the loss of our old blind cat, sick because we'd put her our last night to vomit up a hairball and then forgot to let her back in. In the morning I find her dead on the highway,......

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...why would she do such a thing right in the middle of the most important party you'd ever thrown a party that would make or break your career your way of life for as far as you could possibly pee......

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...[The Candyman] Who can take a hairball? Blame it on the cat Flush it down the tank And you laugh a lot for that It’s the handyman Yes, it's the handyman The handyman can ‘Cause you pay hi......

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...If I had a hairball It would be no wonder Since I lick and lick and lick all day All day long, I’m lickin’ on my paws I am in a hairy way! If I had a hairball I would gag and cough And gag......

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...Humphry Dumphry sat in the hall Eating a hamburger and things that crawl A silly old kook Wearing a tuque Wee Humphry choking on a dirty big hairball ......

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...Okay here comes slap happy pappy, at your beck and call For parties, conventions, or entertaining at the mall Just set up a booth Blacken a tooth And bring down the house, pretending to h......

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...To be honest, I'm a sweet loving soul Haven't lied to you since being granted parole For beating an old lady She was about eighty Falsies fell out, and she choked on a hairball>center>......

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...Lurking in fuzzy leftovers is seen A quivering, crawling hairball of green A florescent prune Or cheese from the moon Gurgles gastric, plastic alien spleen The miser squire requires gluts of c......

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...The Cat Drank My Beer The Cat drank my beer I left in a cup. Actually she used her tongue to lick it all up. I remember thinking, this does not bode well for the cat or the beer. This fel......

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...Cat Kitty Licking now Hairball. Hairball. Move Yourself Quickly Foul thing comes out. Disgusting Hairball. Cat......

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...Okay here comes slap happy pappy, at your beck and call For parties, conventions, or entertaining at the mall Just set up a booth Blacken a tooth And bring down the house, pretending to h......

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...Humphry Dumphry sat in the hall Eating a hamburger and things that crawl A silly old kook Wearing a tuque Wee Humphry choking on a dirty big hairball......

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...White Cliffs of Dover now sponsored in daydreams Reading each billboard that rusts on the sky Checking a map though it’s for the wrong city She sends a smile to the wink of his eye Overhead......

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...My furry friend coughed up a big hairball, she coughed so hard the darn thing hit the wall, so while I cleaned up the mess, wasn't too happy I confess... but it does beat the backside waterfall.......

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...Who I Seek When O'Henry our cat is one who I seek We can always tell by his variable squeak Which he does instead of going meow Thought of it himself from out of the blue. Now O'Henry when w......

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