Best Hairball Poems
Below are the all-time best Hairball poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of hairball poems written by PoetrySoup members
HairballIn the last ten years
I have
Been looking
In the
Mirror
Aging
Brown spots
Cracks
Wrinkles
Where
Brown
Hair
And
Muscle
Lived
Dances
Barely
Still
The
Cat
Cleans
And
Preens
In
Front
Of
Me
As
I
Work
And
Never
Seems
To
Age...
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Categories:
hairball, animals
Form:
Free verse
If I Had a HairballIf I had a hairball
It would be no wonder
Since I lick and lick and lick all day
All day long, I’m lickin’ on my paws
I am...
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Categories:
hairball, cat,
Form:
Personification
HairballOkay here comes slap happy pappy, at your beck and call
For parties, conventions, or entertaining at the mall
Just set up a booth
Blacken a tooth
And bring...
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Categories:
hairball, crazy,
Form:
Limerick
Green CuisineLurking in fuzzy leftovers is seen
A quivering, crawling hairball of green
A florescent prune
Or cheese from the moon
Gurgles gastric, plastic alien spleen
The miser squire requires gluts...
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Categories:
hairball, food, funny, nonsense, science
Form:
Limerick
Cat NinetteCat
Kitty
Licking now
Hairball. Hairball.
Move Yourself Quickly
Foul thing comes out.
Disgusting
Hairball.
Cat...
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Categories:
hairball, 1st grade, 2nd grade,
Form:
Ninette
An Unlikely Duo - the SequelWhite Cliffs of Dover now sponsored in daydreams
Reading each billboard that rusts on the sky
Checking a map though it’s for the wrong city
She sends a...
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Categories:
hairball, adventure, fun, imagination,
Form:
Rhyme
Take Your PickMy furry friend coughed up a big hairball,
she coughed so hard the darn thing hit the wall,
so while I cleaned up the mess,
wasn't too happy...
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Categories:
hairball, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Sheba, the Family DogHer brown hair shiny in the sun
Her black hair makes her
invisible at night.
Her pitbull face makes you step back
Her piercing red eyes could hypnotize,
Telling you...
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Categories:
hairball, dog, pets,
Form:
Light Verse
A Silly Old KookHumphry Dumphry sat in the hall
Eating a hamburger and things that crawl
A silly old kook
Wearing a tuque
Wee Humphry choking on a dirty big hairball...
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Categories:
hairball, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Cat Purrs To HaikuYou never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will show you.
You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail! Behold,
elevator butt.
I need a new toy.
Tail...
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Categories:
hairball, artme, me, sleep,
Form:
I do not know?
Which Is WorseListening to incoherent jabber from Charles Manson
Or a continuos loop of music by Hanson
A summer cold with a nose that's runny
Or Bob Saget trying to...
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Categories:
hairball, funny, car, clothes,
Form:
ABC
Those Obnoxious Facebook Game RequestsThose Obnoxious Facebook Game Requests
By Elton Camp
Anthony’s weiner I’d nearly as soon see
As your game request number thirty-three
You sent another as you’ve done before
And once...
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Categories:
hairball, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Who I SeekWho I Seek
When O'Henry our cat is one who I seek
We can always tell by his variable squeak
Which he does instead of going meow
Thought of...
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Categories:
hairball, animal, cat, cute love,
Form:
Couplet
The Animal LoverPlease be careful where you sit,
The cat had a coughing fit.
She launched a hairball,
So just be careful.
I wouldn’t want you wearing it.
And be careful where...
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Categories:
hairball, funny,
Form:
Light Verse
The Cat Drank My BeerThe Cat Drank My Beer
The Cat drank my beer
I left in a cup.
Actually she used her tongue
to lick it all up.
I remember thinking,
this does not...
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Categories:
hairball, cat, hilarious, humorous, silly,
Form:
Rhyme