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If I Had a Hairball

If I had a hairball It would be no wonder Since I lick and lick and lick all day All day long, I’m lickin’ on my paws I am in a hairy way! If I had a hairball I would gag and cough And gag and cough and gag and cough some more You all know the lovely sounds I make Leaving you a present on the floor!

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Indiana Shaw

Date: 9/10/2021 7:18:00 PM

Mike, this is a purrfect take on a puking cat . . . : )

Mike Gentile
Date: 11/29/2021 10:58:00 AM

Thank so much Indiana!!

Sara Kendrick

Date: 7/6/2021 5:28:00 AM

Well, I have heard about cats that do that but have never experienced it. I don't think it would be very pleasant. I think there is something that one can purchase to help keep that from happening to the cat. Enjoyed reading your work. Sara

Mike Gentile
Date: 9/7/2021 2:29:00 PM

Thanks so much Sara!!

Darlene De Beaulieu

Date: 6/12/2021 12:49:00 PM

Hello Mike Gentile, this is a cute poem. It made me smile. Enjoy your day my friend. xxxx-oooo.

Darlene De Beaulieu
Date: 6/13/2021 10:47:00 AM

Hello Mike Gentile, you are welcome my friend. Enjoy your day. xxxx-oooo.

Mike Gentile
Date: 6/13/2021 4:58:00 AM

Thanks so much Darlene xxoo

Kim Merryman

Date: 6/11/2021 7:40:00 PM

Cute write, Mike! I like the personification! Blessings, Kim M

Mike Gentile
Date: 6/12/2021 6:13:00 AM

Thanks so much Kim!!!

Jan Allison

Date: 6/11/2021 2:11:00 PM

ha ha ha makes your descriptive poem makes me so happy I don't have a pet - my sister had 3 cats the retching noises in her house must be unbearable lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Mike Gentile
Date: 6/12/2021 6:12:00 AM

Thanks so much Jan, Happy Saturday xxoo

Leo Larry Amadore

Date: 6/11/2021 12:58:00 PM

....As spoken by an attentive and concerned cat! You have captured well the occasional rather distressing (to us humans) expelling of our feline favorites' occasional ingested loose fur accumulations, as well as the somewhat upsetting noises that accompany the process. Good job.

Mike Gentile
Date: 6/12/2021 6:12:00 AM

Thanks so much! I appreciate your well written interpretation!!