If I Had a Hairball

If I had a hairball
It would be no wonder
Since I lick and lick and lick all day

All day long, I’m lickin’ on my paws
I am in a hairy way!

If I had a hairball
I would gag and cough
And gag and cough and gag and cough some more 

You all know the lovely sounds I make 
Leaving you a present on the floor!
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Shaw Avatar
September 10, 2021 at 7:18 PM
Mike, this is a purrfect take on a puking cat . . . : )
Gentile Avatar
November 29, 2021 at 10:58 AM
Thank so much Indiana!!
Kendrick Avatar
July 6, 2021 at 5:28 AM
Well, I have heard about cats that do that but have never experienced it. I don't think it would be very pleasant. I think there is something that one can purchase to help keep that from happening to the cat. Enjoyed reading your work. Sara
Gentile Avatar
September 7, 2021 at 2:29 PM
Thanks so much Sara!!
De Beaulieu Avatar
June 12, 2021 at 12:49 PM
Hello Mike Gentile, this is a cute poem. It made me smile. Enjoy your day my friend. xxxx-oooo.
De Beaulieu Avatar
June 13, 2021 at 10:47 AM
Hello Mike Gentile, you are welcome my friend. Enjoy your day. xxxx-oooo.
Gentile Avatar
June 13, 2021 at 4:58 AM
Thanks so much Darlene xxoo
Merryman Avatar
June 11, 2021 at 7:40 PM
Cute write, Mike! I like the personification! Blessings, Kim M
Gentile Avatar
June 12, 2021 at 6:13 AM
Thanks so much Kim!!!
Allison Avatar
June 11, 2021 at 2:11 PM
ha ha ha makes your descriptive poem makes me so happy I don't have a pet - my sister had 3 cats the retching noises in her house must be unbearable lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Gentile Avatar
June 12, 2021 at 6:12 AM
Thanks so much Jan, Happy Saturday xxoo
Amadore Avatar
June 11, 2021 at 12:58 PM
....As spoken by an attentive and concerned cat! You have captured well the occasional rather distressing (to us humans) expelling of our feline favorites' occasional ingested loose fur accumulations, as well as the somewhat upsetting noises that accompany the process. Good job.
Gentile Avatar
June 12, 2021 at 6:12 AM
Thanks so much! I appreciate your well written interpretation!!
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