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Randomling 1:  Matthew Macfadyen

I believe I'm in love with Matthew Macfadyen
He inspires in me a terribly bad yen
But as poetry goes
His name 'spires woes
Cause nothing rhymes with "Macfadyen”.


Randomling 2: Birthday Wishes
  
For my birthday,...

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Categories: funny love, cat, deep, depression, dog, emotions, funny, love,
Form: Verse



Premium Member New Neighbors
I am just finishing my morning meditation when I hear my doorbell ring. It actually sounds more like that buzzing sound you hear if you fry a fat fly on one of those electronic bug...

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Categories: depression, family, funny love, humor, husband, lonely,
Form: Narrative
The Game Is Finally Over
I can feel my spirit crying 
And I can tell that someone is dying
I can feel my spirit crying 
When a special tear drop from my eyes
It is not a tear of worry,
Neither is it...

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Categories: funny love, beauty, cheer up, deep, desire, endurance, friendship,
Form: Narrative
BANDAID ADDICTION
My 4 year old was addicted to Band-aids
Every part of his body needed a Band-aid.

'mama mama momy mom mom mama'

"WHAT!!!!!!"

'I have an owie
come see mama'

"Julian, love
mama doesn't have time to look today
I'm getting ready for...

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Categories: funny love, hilarious, mother son,
Form: Bio
Premium Member You're Mine
Guilty I voiced my plea
Whilst the fishies looked at me
There he stood-pleased and grinning;
Disregard of what was sinning

Guilty I yelled again;
Affirmation for the man
My heart you stole for I stole yours;
Exchange of hearts with distant...

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Categories: betrayal, funny love, love, lust, ocean, sea,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member My lovely Teacher of English
1. Her intonations and vast vocabs are so sharp
on this impossible slope, I’ll reduce the gap
such crush from all gives a sense of stability
she knows and is glad to flaunt her facilities
so attractive, her words...

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Categories: feelings, funny love, lust, sensual, sexy, ,
Form: Lyric
Waithera,my first love
Sometimes I feel I know nothing about life

But I do know something about Kenya

I come from the gustily, hilly terrains of rural Ingavira

Where huts form bungalow sorts of flawless beauty

An ambiance of warm soothing atmosphere

And...

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Categories: funny love, africa, devotion, history, symbolism,
Form: Enclosed Rhyme
BIRD OF ROMANCE
She was not a virgin
But with beauty, she did reign
She was already married
But she arose to be adored
She was a widow 
Her beauty and pride did glow
Borne already two children
But with second love, she was...

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Categories: beauty, caregiving, funny love, history, romance, sweet
Form: Couplet
My Sweet Susan
(9th grade love affair with a blind cream boy and a sweet voice finger stroke magic girl in the 60's, 
unfettered with a keen process of kissing vertical in the Clark hall, hoping to go...

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Categories: emotions, funny love, girlfriend, humorous, thanks, ,
Form: Free verse
2nd Day Of Lockdown
2nd day of lockdown 
I woke up early in the morning 
Stepped forward to kitchen 
Made tea for myself and her
I poured it into two mugs and
Returned to bedroom. 
Fake smile on fake face
'Do you...

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Categories: anxiety, care, family, funny love, how i
Form: Dramatic Monologue
A Burst Of Blarney
yes, this daft punk pink animal from farm ville will newt axe
any thank u mooch positive word does not rick choir whet backs
now i hold out virtual fig leaf tub buffer 
   end...

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Categories: 11th grade, 12th grade, desire, funny love,
Form: Light Verse
THE VIDEO GAME AFFAIR
Across the pixelated clouds, jumps a little man in red and blue.
He jumps hard and fast through the massive flood of mismatched minions. 
The only thing on his tiny mind is get the girl. 
Course...

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Categories: betrayal, funny love, games, hero, princess, truth,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Puppy-Favorite Poem Contest
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Sponsor:Judy Konos

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© Lu Loo  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: animal, dog, funny love, silly,
Form: Shape
TICKLES IN MY HEAD
TICKLE TICKLE IN MY HEAD


The heart can be merry,
Even if the man is not a jolly,
Gaiety of life appeases yhe heart,
Festals make even the sad one to yearn gor good music,
Believe you me,many things i...

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Categories: crush, family, fun, funny love, happiness,
Form: Verse
Premium Member DERECHO DE VENIR A TU CORAZ'ON Coming Right At Your Heart
Spanish verse

DERECHO DE VENIR A TU CORAZÓN

Estoy viniendo, viniendo de la mujer de Dios;
Vengo para usted con todo el poder de que Dios puede reunir;
Viniendo de usted y no otra;
Vengo justo en su corazón;
Y cuando...

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Categories: funny love, appreciation, beautiful, blessing, dedication, for her, funny
Form: Lyric
Love is
What is that thing that is called love? 
Some people believe it is a gift from above 

Others say it brings nothing but pain 
Maybe it is a one way train 
When you take your...

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Categories: beautiful, beauty, boyfriend, for him, funny love,
Form: Rhyme
Musa the village honey harvester
bees make honey-old news
and Musa,
yes Musa, the rugged, 
self acclaimed village bachelor harvests honey
his farm has a drone of hives,
bees seem to like him
and for some reason, the village women as well

this day, under a...

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Categories: funny love, cheer up, community, conflict, confusion, culture, funny
Form: Lyric
Precipice Of Love
When we are in you that is true, running patiently walking in love                      ...

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© John Beam  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: first love, funny love, i love you,
Form: Free verse
Done In A Day
The world’s problem can be solved in a day
If everybody would just kneel down and pray
The world’s problem can be solved in a day
If you listen carefully to what I have to say
You twist and...

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Categories: beauty, courage, emotions, funny love, longing, love,
Form: Light Verse
The love life of a poet
Man and poet? Bet you know it
Tender verse can get you girls
Plain or – whoopee! – eager groupie
Matching your poetic pearls

Just how much you get to touch, you
Can ascertain easily
You’re a freshman? Write for trash...

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Categories: funny love, funny, love, words, me, love, me,
Form: Rhyme
The Wife
The wife stood by her husband in the garden. Her husband's hand intertwined with hers.

She looked up at the clear blue sky at a flock of exotic birds. A spring breeze danced

around her and her...

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Categories: courage, fantasy, funny love, i love you,
Form: Rhyme
Lamenting wings
"you are more than I deserve. It's a love I never dreamed I'd find. Happinesd like this is worth dying for..."
- Yasunari Kawabata-

Looking down, while flying midway between sky and earth,
I saw a dog on...

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Categories: funny love, 12th grade, friend, friendship, fruit, fun, funny
Form: I do not know?
The Magician of love
There was a shouting in town, everyone was saying 
Be careful all the ladies ,The trader of love is coming to our city
He'll knock the door of every house But keep the lock on 
Once...

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Categories: funny love, love, magic,
Form: Rhyme
3rd Day Of Lockdown
By hook and crook 
I passed two days of lockdown. 
On 3rd day i made up my mind 
Not to take task at home in hand. 
I left kitchen and home on her behalf. 
But...

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Categories: funny love, cute love, emotions, family, funny, love, relationship,
Form: Dramatic Monologue
give it up for Neil
out there in our world
there are brilliant individuals
whose minds are incredible,
awesome & inspiring,
bearing thoughts, ideas &
theories, which many of us
wouldn’t be able to fathom
if the thinker her/himself 
sat down at our breakfast table
& spoon fed...

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Categories: funny love, life, humorous, funny, love, may,
Form: Free verse