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Randomling 1:  Matthew Macfadyen

I believe I'm in love with Matthew Macfadyen
He inspires in me a terribly bad yen
But as poetry goes
His name 'spires woes
Cause nothing rhymes with "Macfadyen”.

Randomling 2: Birthday Wishes
For my birthday,...

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Categories: funny love, cat, deep, depression, dog, emotions, funny, love,
Form: Verse

Premium Member Chapter 11-- Damian Hakim: Cj and Julius
Date   November  2019

Damian was glad to Be back home
Now he searched his room for anything 
Out  of place. He wanted the same
Set up that he had at Uncle Tyler's.
So they had...

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Categories: absence, allusion, funny love, giving, home,
Form: Prose
Premium Member New Neighbors
I am just finishing my morning meditation when I hear my doorbell ring. It actually sounds more like that buzzing sound you hear if you fry a fat fly on one of those electronic bug...

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Categories: depression, family, funny love, humor, husband, lonely,
Form: Narrative
The Game Is Finally Over
I can feel my spirit crying 
And I can tell that someone is dying
I can feel my spirit crying 
When a special tear drop from my eyes
It is not a tear of worry,
Neither is it...

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Categories: funny love, beauty, cheer up, deep, desire, endurance, friendship,
Form: Narrative
Bandaid Addiction
My 4 year old was addicted to Band-aids
Every part of his body needed a Band-aid.

'mama mama momy mom mom mama'


'I have an owie
come see mama'

"Julian, love
mama doesn't have time to look today
I'm getting ready for...

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Categories: funny love, hilarious, mother son,
Form: Bio

You'Re Mine
Guilty I voiced my plea
Whilst the fishies looked at me
There he stood-pleased and grinning;
Disregard of what was sinning

Guilty I yelled again;
Affirmation for the man
My heart you stole for I stole yours;
Exchange of hearts with distant...

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Categories: betrayal, funny love, love, lust, ocean, sea,
Form: Rhyme
Inapropos Trois Faux Pas Jokingly Blurted Out
Inapropos trois faux pas jokingly blurted out...

yesterday August 30th, 2022.

The following fictitious account
predicated upon words spilling
out me mouth before taking time
to think through how sarcastic remark
would affect primary listener.

Comments about marital matters
particularly ours (yours truly...

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Categories: adventure, august, fate, funny love, husband, sorrow,
Form: Free verse
Without You
I was just 15, 15 would have just been 15 if 15
was without you.

You, were a lonely butterfly gliding among
the empty meadow.
We first met as kids in church, 
the corridor at the end of the...

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Categories: emotions, feelings, friendship love, funny love, love,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member My Lovely Teacher of English
1. Her intonations and vast vocabs are so sharp
on this impossible slope, I’ll reduce the gap
such crush from all gives a sense of stability
she knows and is glad to flaunt her facilities
so attractive, her words...

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Categories: feelings, funny love, lust, sensual, sexy, ,
Form: Lyric
Waithera,My First Love
Sometimes I feel I know nothing about life

But I do know something about Kenya

I come from the gustily, hilly terrains of rural Ingavira

Where huts form bungalow sorts of flawless beauty

An ambiance of warm soothing atmosphere


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Categories: funny love, africa, devotion, history, symbolism,
Form: Enclosed Rhyme
Light Verse and Nonsense Verse Viii
by Michael R. Burch

& astound,
the whole earth ’round,
even if mostly

The Procrastinator’s Creed
by Michael R. Burch

It’s always, “Tomorrow, I’ll do it.”
Work? I eschew it.
I never collect money I’ve loaned
and the rest of this poem’s been postponed.


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Categories: fun, funny, funny love, giggle, humor, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Light Verse and Nonsense Verse V

Less Heroic Couplets: Word to the Unwise
by Michael R. Burch

I wanted to be good as gold,
but being good, as I’ve been told,
requires something, discipline,
I simply have no interest in!

Villanelle of...

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Categories: funny, funny love, giggle, humor, humorous, light,
Form: Rhyme
Double Limericks
The Platypus: Double Limerick
by Michael R. Burch 

The platypus, myopic,
is ungainly, not erotic.
His feet for bed
are over-webbed,
and what of his proboscis?

The platypus, though, is eager
although his means are meager.
His sight is poor;
perhaps he’ll score
with a...

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Categories: cheer up, fun, funny, funny love, giggle,
Form: Limerick
Bird of Romance
She was not a virgin
But with beauty, she did reign
She was already married
But she arose to be adored
She was a widow 
Her beauty and pride did glow
Borne already two children
But with second love, she was...

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Categories: beauty, caregiving, funny love, history, romance, sweet
Form: Couplet
Premium Member My Sweet Susan
(9th grade love affair with a blind cream boy and a sweet voice finger stroke magic girl in the 60's, 
unfettered with a keen process of kissing vertical in the Clark hall, hoping to go...

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Categories: emotions, funny love, girlfriend, humorous, thanks, ,
Form: Free verse
2nd Day of Lockdown
2nd day of lockdown 
I woke up early in the morning 
Stepped forward to kitchen 
Made tea for myself and her
I poured it into two mugs and
Returned to bedroom. 
Fake smile on fake face
'Do you...

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Categories: anxiety, care, family, funny love, how i
Form: Dramatic Monologue
A Burst of Blarney
yes, this daft punk pink animal from farm ville will newt axe
any thank u mooch positive word does not rick choir whet backs
now i hold out virtual fig leaf tub buffer 

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Categories: 11th grade, 12th grade, desire, funny love,
Form: Light Verse
The Video Game Affair
Across the pixelated clouds, jumps a little man in red and blue.
He jumps hard and fast through the massive flood of mismatched minions. 
The only thing on his tiny mind is get the girl. 

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Categories: betrayal, funny love, games, hero, princess, truth,
Form: Free verse
Tickles In My Head

The heart can be merry,
Even if the man is not a jolly,
Gaiety of life appeases yhe heart,
Festals make even the sad one to yearn gor good music,
Believe you me,many things i...

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Categories: crush, family, fun, funny love, happiness,
Form: Verse
Premium Member Derecho De Venir a Tu Coraz'On Coming Right At Your Heart
Spanish verse


Estoy viniendo, viniendo de la mujer de Dios;
Vengo para usted con todo el poder de que Dios puede reunir;
Viniendo de usted y no otra;
Vengo justo en su corazón;
Y cuando...

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Categories: funny love, appreciation, beautiful, blessing, dedication, for her, funny
Form: Lyric
Love Is
What is that thing that is called love? 
Some people believe it is a gift from above 

Others say it brings nothing but pain 
Maybe it is a one way train 
When you take your...

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Categories: beautiful, beauty, boyfriend, for him, funny love,
Form: Rhyme
Musa the Village Honey Harvester
bees make honey-old news
and Musa,
yes Musa, the rugged, 
self acclaimed village bachelor harvests honey
his farm has a drone of hives,
bees seem to like him
and for some reason, the village women as well

this day, under a...

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Categories: funny love, cheer up, community, conflict, confusion, culture, funny
Form: Lyric
Precipice of Love
When we are in you that is true, running patiently walking in love                      ...

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© John Beam  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: first love, funny love, i love you,
Form: Free verse
I Believe
He doesn't believe in the Loch Ness Monster 
This revelation occurs six orgasms into my visit and totally kills the mood 
I say "But at least you can acknowledge that we don't know like for...

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Categories: funny, funny love,
Form: Free verse
Done In a Day
The world’s problem can be solved in a day
If everybody would just kneel down and pray
The world’s problem can be solved in a day
If you listen carefully to what I have to say
You twist and...

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Categories: beauty, courage, emotions, funny love, longing, love,
Form: Light Verse