Short Funny Love Poems
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Love is like a remote
It's never there when you look for it
But once you find it
And push its buttons
You gain control
Form:
harley beside me
sound of sleep
cranky passenger
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*Harley Davidson Motorcycle
The man married a wife
Who was the love of his life
He was oh so proud
Despite her uni brow
You see true love in his eye
You
In the middle
Of a one track mind
You
For whom
This train is waiting
Me
So corny
My ears are sprouting silk
You can do it
love every woman you see
win every man you meet
only if you believe in
possibility
capability
culpability
I met a girl quite bonny
Downtown in Pukalani
Her "Heavenly Hole"
Fits men on the dole
And Presidents like Donny . . . ..
Every time we meet
my heart skips a beat
It must be love
Oh no! I can't tell a lie, I can't ad-lib
It's only my atrial fib
She stole a precious piece from me today - my
incorrigible heart.
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Hot
Sweaty, sultry
Yearning, tempting, loving
Emotions, desires, push, hate
Freezing, chilling, turning
Icy, frigid
Cold
I love you in the morning,
I love you in the evening,
I love you at suppertime,
I love you so much,
I wrote this stupid rhyme.
You're the cutest little cutie
When you're sitting in a chair
With your back legs in the air
Like you're sitting in a chair.
she didn't have a face like thunder
it was more overcast
like when you don't know
whether to put your washing
out on the line
onyun soups a bind that ties
spousey wins pulitzer prize
recipe steeped
in onyuns weeped
so tasty it closes eyes.
Mister, my dog love
always rushes to greet me
with wagging tail joy
his body shakes like crazy
you think he will break apart.
See that winged fellow
His arrow poised to let fly
Better take more careful aim
Last love hit in rear
Sitting on the sun
Pretending there is no light
Who's got the matches
This is fun, I'm playing dumb
How soon are we gonna jump
lost in second
but remembered
forever
never again
and always
you freely
fully to
me one
to you
nothing
anymore
anyone
I would give everything I own
Give up my hat, toupee, and comb
I would give everything I own
Just to scratch your back again.
When i twist to the right i turn
When i twist to the left i return
Blows of love twist
I dance and feast
It's my style and turn
Breakfast is on the way
Tempting dish that takes my breath away
After having parathas, I slay
what one
what too
what 3
what for
all
for two
coming about
through a four
letter word
that makes us sing
in the spring
of love
what one
what too
what 3
what for
all
for two
coming about
through a four
letter word
that makes us sing
in the spring
of love
o de my
little chachka
how I love your beauty
and very being
collecting dust for eternity
the art of just being
and pleasing
You love me
With your soul
But slowly killing me
With your heart
How silly of me
To fall for
A pretty face
And a sexy smile
Form:
There was a man from France
Who was quite a handsome man
Pursued by a cougar
He tried to lose her
But she still got in his pants!