Fiasco Poems - Poems about Fiasco

I missed my chello you look like an talented fella can I use your horn I want you to hear this song I missed placed the flute Do you like his suit the strangs on that chello are strumming though The people in music-area want to compare ya say it's find when this was so unkind Tempo adagio: all ya had to do was sayt so, could made the...

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the vintage homecoming dress was donated in the middle of the night. This is a small town, in 1972. There were no security cameras. Sue, the shop owner had asked for vintage dresses for her window display. She had no idea what inferno of questions was going to come to her. Sue was new in town, did not know...

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'Twas the night before Christmas and I Totally forgot to bake a cake, If my children came to know, oh my! What a noisy ruckus they would make! So I went to the kitchen and found Sugar, eggs, raisins, butter and plum, But I scoured and foraged all around, No flour I saw, neither any rum; It was...

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FRICATIVE FIASCO Fun filled fatal foul-ups Finally feeling fairly faint Fear fully fanning flames Fatefully finding fault Further furious faces Faces fuming in fiery fits Fire follows, finishing fast Flirty, fine fabulous fellows Featuring fuller fit figures Feeding flights of fancy Five footloose funded fools Fighting for future fame...

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Santa sacked Rudolph and all of his herd In his new jet pack he flew like a bird His suit got ignited And he’s just been sighted Roasted and naked... then, guess what occurred He crash landed, coming down hard His beard and his dangly bits charred Giving children a gift Gave his spirits a lift But after all this he’ll be...

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There was a gal known for the Hula hoop Until one day, she fell in some dog poop So she went on a dog strike ...

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Santa sacked Rudolph and all of his herd In his new jet pack he flew like a bird His suit got ignited And he’s just been sighted Roasted and naked... then, guess what occurred He crash landed, coming down hard His beard and his dangly bits charred Giving children a gift Gave his spirits a lift But after all this he’ll be...

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I looked in the paper, and guess what it said? It read, "Panagiota is dead! I quick turned on CNN. News Alert! "Panagiota lost her head!" Oh, I was more than mad! So I went to Joe Scarborough on MSNBC. He reported ever so gleefully.. "There is not,and never will a Panagiota be! Don Lemon, Mr.Cool, just had a sip of water. Then, burped...

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Dancing with temptation I can't seem to keep the pace and You keep making Me change The "stations" Moving to your tunes I just don't want to stop or lose, But fear I'm falling Off your groove So is this, Reckless Love Kuz it seems I'm bound to lose Is this reckless Love That's Leaving Me confused? Looking for the lines I just need time to make them rhyme But you keep making Me change My mind Rolling with...

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So I found a small skin tag on my inner thigh a few weeks ago and me being the YouTube king ‘Do it yourself-er’ started researching on how to remove skin tags without going to a dermatologist. I came across this handy little gadget that painlessly removes skin tags, moles, warts, freckles and tattoos. Two...

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Now who entrusted an ugly octopus with the pretty plaid pocketbook? An eight arm six-finger crook crawling up the vault wall is such a dirty, filthy lucre look Those pretty piggy bank pennies are no-account disappearing And them buxom chicks bouncy checks are not carte blanche clearing Plenty funny business in the cabinet kitchen is cause for a close culinary audit look Gotta IRS probing...

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PRODUCED WEDDING FIASCO If cantaloupe Could elope and marry a honey dew melon What would happen If a cabbage out grows the garden As crabgrass and dandelions rapes the fruits and vegetables All this and inclement weather What's the matter Cantaloupe cancels the wedding? Why! you may ask amongst the dandelions and crabgrass Because they cantaloupe 7/30/18 written words by James Edward Lee Sr.©2018...

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In this age of 'Instant Karma' happiness is turned away, 'All you need is love' to guide you well at least that's what they say, 'In my life' I've witnessed miracles the ghost of 'Yesterday', When a certain 'Sgt Pepper' tried to teach the band to play. Back then 'Lucy' wore her diamonds to the big top on the...

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The maestros affair was very slick but one night he forgot the lipstick wife took one peek saw lipstick on his cheek saying its now time to face the music. 12-02-17...

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My wife and I went to a haunted house Where monsters jumped out and said,"Boo!" Running through a maze of canvas walls At a dead end, so what should we do Suddenly, a chain saw started up, And we saw a guy with a mask on! At least I know that I saw the guy, But I also saw Judy was gone! I...

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