Fiasco Poems - Poems about Fiasco

Melliffluous

I missed my chello
you look like an talented fella
can I use your
horn
I want you to hear this song




I missed placed the flute
Do you like his suit
the strangs on that chello
are strumming though


The people in music-area
want to compare ya
say it's find
when this was so unkind

Tempo adagio: all ya had to do
was sayt so, could made the

Vintage Dress Starts a Fiasco

the vintage homecoming dress was donated in the middle of the night.
This is a small town, in 1972. There were no security cameras.
Sue, the shop owner had asked for vintage dresses for her window display.
She had no idea what inferno of questions was going to come to her.

Sue was new in town, did not know

The Cake Fiasco

'Twas the night before Christmas and I
Totally forgot to bake a cake, 
If my children came to know, oh my! 
What a noisy ruckus they would make! 

So I went to the kitchen and found
Sugar, eggs, raisins, butter and plum, 
But I scoured and foraged all around, 
No flour I saw, neither any rum;

It was

Fricative Fiasco

FRICATIVE FIASCO

Fun filled fatal foul-ups
Finally feeling fairly faint
Fear fully fanning flames
Fatefully finding fault
Further furious faces
Faces fuming in fiery fits
Fire follows, finishing fast 
Flirty, fine fabulous fellows
Featuring fuller fit figures
Feeding flights of fancy
Five footloose funded fools 
Fighting for future fame

Shirley Claus and the Jet Pack Fiasco - An Unashamed Reissue For Christmas

Santa sacked Rudolph and all of his herd
In his new jet pack he flew like a bird
His suit got ignited
And he’s just been sighted
Roasted and naked... then, guess what occurred 

He crash landed, coming down hard
His beard and his dangly bits charred
Giving children a gift
Gave his spirits a lift 
But after all this he’ll be

The Hulu Hoop Fiasco

There was a gal known for the Hula hoop
    Until one day, she fell in some dog poop
                So she went on a dog strike
            

Shirley Claus and the Jet Pack Fiasco

Santa sacked Rudolph and all of his herd
In his new jet pack he flew like a bird
His suit got ignited
And he’s just been sighted
Roasted and naked... then, guess what occurred 

He crash landed, coming down hard
His beard and his dangly bits charred
Giving children a gift
Gave his spirits a lift 
But after all this he’ll be

News Fiasco Internationale

I looked in the paper, and guess what it said?
It read, "Panagiota is dead!
I quick turned on CNN.
News Alert! "Panagiota lost her head!"
Oh, I was more than mad!

So I went to Joe Scarborough on MSNBC.
He reported ever so gleefully..
"There is not,and never will a Panagiota be!

Don Lemon, Mr.Cool, just had a sip of water.
Then, burped

Reckless Love Ii

Dancing with temptation
I can't seem to keep the pace and 
You keep making
Me change
The "stations"

Moving to your tunes
I just don't want to stop or lose,
But fear I'm falling
Off
your groove

So is this,
Reckless
Love
Kuz it seems I'm
bound to lose
Is this
reckless 
Love
That's Leaving
Me
confused?

Looking for the lines
I just need time to make them rhyme
But you keep making
Me change
My mind

Rolling with

Skin Tag Fiasco

So I found a small skin tag on my inner thigh a few weeks ago and me being the YouTube king ‘Do it yourself-er’ started researching on how to remove skin tags without going to a dermatologist. I came across this handy little gadget that painlessly removes skin tags, moles, warts, freckles and tattoos. Two

Fiduciary Fiasco

Now who entrusted an ugly octopus
with the pretty plaid pocketbook?

An eight arm six-finger crook
crawling up the vault wall
is such a dirty, filthy lucre look

Those pretty piggy bank pennies
are no-account disappearing
And them buxom chicks bouncy checks
are not carte blanche clearing

Plenty funny business in the cabinet kitchen 
is cause for a close culinary audit look
Gotta IRS probing

Produced Wedding Fiasco

PRODUCED WEDDING  FIASCO


If cantaloupe
Could elope
and marry a honey dew melon

What would happen 
If a cabbage out grows the garden
As crabgrass and dandelions rapes the fruits and vegetables 

All this and inclement weather
What's the matter
Cantaloupe cancels the wedding?
Why! you may ask amongst the dandelions and crabgrass
Because they cantaloupe


7/30/18
written  words by James Edward Lee Sr.©2018

The Fab Four Fiasco

In this age of 'Instant Karma' happiness is turned away,
'All you need is love' to guide you well at least that's what they say,
'In my life' I've witnessed miracles the ghost of 'Yesterday',
When a certain 'Sgt Pepper' tried to teach the band to play.

Back then 'Lucy' wore her diamonds to the big top on the

The Maestro Fiasco

The maestros affair was very slick
but one night he forgot the lipstick
wife took one peek
saw lipstick on his cheek
saying its now time to face the music.


12-02-17

A Haunted House Fiasco

My wife and I went to a haunted house
Where monsters jumped out and said,"Boo!"
Running through a maze of canvas walls
At a dead end, so what should we do

Suddenly, a chain saw started up,
And we saw a guy with a mask on!
At least I know that I saw the guy,
But I also saw Judy was gone!

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