Short Fiasco Poems

“A man with vivacity may face fiasco.
But he should never be compared with a futile one.”...

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my can opener fiasco
typewriter eaten up by word processors
computer cookies but can you eat them?...

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In front of the shining mirror
I stood with my hair limp
A Cinderella for a party
Looked like a drowned chimp...

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Aristocles Plato
Tried to prove a poet as a fiasco
He wrote his Republic
To save his people from emotional epidemic...

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The abstracts of Pablo Picasso
I think his paintings are a fiasco.
For every one I see
They're always upside down to me....

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When you are feeling down and out
And you want to scream and shout
Nothing in this world seems right
Peace seems far off, out of sight
How has this fiasco come about?...

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The maestros affair was very slick
but one night he forgot the lipstick
wife took one peek
saw lipstick on his cheek
saying its now time to face the music.


12-02-17...

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The first day of work, a fiasco became
Given badges with first initial, last name
None could be sicker
Than Randy Slicker
"Please, don't do this to me!", he would exclaim!...

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‘Tis often the flesh upon each cheek
is chased dour, yet sultry memories
As the years aged much of nothing
Had haunted these bones
unknown, unsuspected
Hollow screams were published
By the bedsteads of the red holocaust
Clouds laced with fear
Foreseen ‘twas a fiasco...

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success 
                complete, fruitful 
          meeting, attaining, winning 
   triumphs, achiever, fiasco, nonstarter 
       worsening, defaulting, refusing 
                   faulty, dismal
                        failure 




Date created: 12/30/2021...

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flop,failing fiasco
where to go,how to cope
failure impacts us all
in life's revolving call

up against the wall
can we cope,is there hope
failure impacts us all
in life's revolving call

carrying the can
champ or also ran
how we handle the mess
the measure of our success

failure impacts all
in life's revolving call...

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Cometh the hour
Cometh the man,
So came the hour,
His fiasco began.

A litany of lies
Spew from his mouth,
Any leadership qualities
Swiftly went south.

Hubris in spades
But cannot comprehend,
What his people need
He seems quite round the bend.

So what to do
Well we do what we must,
Move forward with hope
For in God we trust....

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FRICATIVE FIASCO

Fun filled fatal foul-ups
Finally feeling fairly faint
Fear fully fanning flames
Fatefully finding fault
Further furious faces
Faces fuming in fiery fits
Fire follows, finishing fast 
Flirty, fine fabulous fellows
Featuring fuller fit figures
Feeding flights of fancy
Five footloose funded fools 
Fighting for future fame...

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Please keep yer cotton-pickin' schnoz out of the Israeli affair, Joe!

Mr. Netanyahu is much better qualified to deal with the foe!

Seems everything you get involved with becomes a giant fiasco!

'Twould be great if you spent less time tryin' to rule the world, Joe,

And seriously consider eradicatin' the chaos you've created in America, Bro!...

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Day's end ~ fiasco, near constant assail.
Discounting what's here, I crave what I lack.
In my own strength, I am set up to fail.
Regret for those words too late to take back...
Forgetting purpose, I thrash and I flail;
with each step taken, I'm further off track.
Thankfully, grateful I can again say,
So tender His mercies, new every day.
...

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There was a gal known for the Hula hoop
    Until one day, she fell in some dog poop
                So she went on a dog strike
                Dog rep said, “go take a hike.”
 She said, “Have you all heard of a poop scoop?”














*I was inspired by Jan. I've seen several of her poems with this theme. And I decided to give it a go. Enjoy:-)

Alexis Y.
02/19/2021...

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My mind is experiencing a fastidious flatulence; slightly fiendish, and not for the
finicky or fainthearted. 
I fidget amidst it's fanatical far-fetched farce yet stand fearless, watching it's face
flounder in a foolhardy feeble-minded foible. 
With fervor I say farewell forever to it's festering, feverish fetish, as it's frantic
fiasco foams, flails and finally fails.

http://lovestruehome.com/...

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PRODUCED WEDDING  FIASCO


If cantaloupe
Could elope
and marry a honey dew melon

What would happen 
If a cabbage out grows the garden
As crabgrass and dandelions rapes the fruits and vegetables 

All this and inclement weather
What's the matter
Cantaloupe cancels the wedding?
Why! you may ask amongst the dandelions and crabgrass
Because they cantaloupe


7/30/18
written  words by James Edward Lee Sr.©2018...

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Glittering like the morning dew,
I am giving credit where it's due!

Watching you from toe to head,
Gives me effort to forge ahead,

With you my future is lit,
You just a wonderful elite,

I want to deal with my fiasco,
So that I no longer feel de facto,

Your name fits the skyline,
Extreme right of the number line,

I'm planning on a good venue,
Where I'll show your real value,

@Tha Formidable Cheru.
#themonk...

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Fallacious finances
In a shell game
Destined only to get or gain
Until human worth lies as
Consumers with stimulated fantasies
In greed drenched dreams
About fortune or fame while
Regarding their way of life in
Yankeedom as the untimate Utopia.

Fictionalized futures foment
In this falsehood worldwide
As others await their turn to a
So-called stimulus
Connecting to their shantytown
Orbit as they dream of destroying Utopia....

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Fiasco

Burnt down, fatigued, no feelings left, 
So devastated, world means no heft
I am not a phoenix to rise from ashes
Soul does not let receive new lashes.

I am plagued with tortures of ill fate 
Downbeat and broken, it is time to rate
My noble deeds and even wicked
My Lord, I beg, don’t be too strict!

Would love to live a century more,
But locked for me the main door
I knocked at it ten thousand times
Then I came back with all that grime....

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Witch does broom maneuvers to the delight of the crowd.
They are roaring with appreciation – nice, long and loud.
We have never had such a marvelous acrobatic witch appear!
This is the best one whose skullduggery is abundantly clear.

The witch was on a roll and gave her wand a flick.
The entire audience disappeared in smoke – what a trick!
Better get them back, the boss yelled. His name was Rosco.
We do not have enough insurance to cover this fiasco!...

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Real disaster is looming on the horizon for American life 

this country’s leadership disdains the spirit of truth 

its sycophants continue to embrace the lies

repelled by honesty and facts

mendacity guides their daily mantra

dark, evil poltergeists dwell in our White House now

death thrives in their hearts 

darkness looms in our future

the only purification for lies is to vote

it's the only remedy that will

undo this undemocratic fiasco...

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The moment the deed was done
I knew it was all a sham
The hidden guilt in their eyes
Threaten to betray their deepest lies
Now I wonder who
Took the soul of this cadaver


It all seems far too right
And yet something is wrong
The stories fit together
No change in perception or language
Like a game they choose to play
Fool me and take the crown

Who created this fiasco
Set the scene into play
With late nights and clues
It’s all falling into place
Run far as you can
I’ll catch you later on...

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Welcome back PoetrySoup!
What the heck happened
Will we ever know the scoop?
Did the Aliens get you or better yet
Homeland security put your servers on a jet.
Or you bet all your money on Facebook stock
and the sun-cream fiasco put you in a head-lock?
Wait! The server caught COVID - which must be a first -
And your back online because its over the worst?
What ever it was - I’m REALLY glad to see you - 
‘Cause I’m a half-assed poet who REALLY needs you.
Welcome backkkkkkkkkkkkk!...

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