A Haunted House Fiasco

My wife and I went to a haunted house Where monsters jumped out and said,"Boo!" Running through a maze of canvas walls At a dead end, so what should we do Suddenly, a chain saw started up, And we saw a guy with a mask on! At least I know that I saw the guy, But I also saw Judy was gone! I heard her yell, "Pat, I'm over here," "On the other side of the wall!" He was getting close, it was real loud I knew not, how she got out at all! Then on one side I saw a small ditch A hasty exit I had to make I don't guess I'll ever forget how She slid quick, under there like a snake!!