The Outhouse Fiasco

I was raised up in Wichita Kansas A city slicker I'd guess you would say Once my Uncle Ben took my brother and I To visit his cabin for a night and a day We fished and swam and had great fun Then went back to the cabin for a bit I asked Uncle Ben, “Where's the bathroom at” He said, “Out back and down that path is it” I thought that's weird as I walked out the door But ran as my stomach I had to clench I shoved the door open and pulled down my pants and sat down on a big hole in a bench I was feeling triumphant as things started to flow, The door bumped my knee so I kicked it shut That's when a wasp nest in the corner came alive And I had nothing to wipe my butt! After that there was screaming and shouting There was crying as I beat on that old stuck door I came out alive but man what a mess it made And I never used that old outhouse anymore