Faeces Poems - Poems about Faeces

... Though craving their sweet choc chip pieces I’m boycotting candy by Meeses I loathe, nay abhor This global trade war Trump's tariffs – what a crock of faeces! ......

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...My old house stood by a march surrounded by bushes and rushes. Thrown over it garbage and faeces sometimes,death rodents. Disgustful it's dwellers often came up on the portico of my house, I......

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... Teen Felix got pissed as a newt His actions he could not dispute He pee’d in the sink Caused by demon drink What happened next he can’t refute He perched on the sink for a dum......

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...MELIORISM This world stings like the scorpion, And I will not filter in her tears, This I said because I’m a champion, Only throwing jabs, it really wears! Like the faeces of a chameleon, S......

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...INTERNATIONAL!! Criminals a'caught here.? Send masks to cover faeces.)......

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...A student at Turdbois Uni Is studying Scatology Sue must write a thesis On impacted faeces She admits it’s a crap degree!......

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...I was once pristine Then my owner gave me work ~ I’m down in the dumps! Covered in faeces Just used to shovel horse poop It’s such a crap job!......

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...“It’s a parcel for you, Sarge!” the words hung visibly; condensed in the bitter air. Ice underfoot cracked beneath the sodden boots approaching; each step releasing fetid odours of rottin......

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...Last night I dreamt of them Fleeing under the cover of darkness Liars, adulterers, murderers and thieves Terrified of the monsters on their heels They flew into an abandoned house and began push......

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...Sloth hangs upside down in a tree I look up and unfortunately Golden pee it releases With a week’s worth of faeces I’ll admit I am far from happy! A sloth only excretes once a week......

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...I never had much of an inflated ego Vanity left me at birth Our self esteem should travel wherever we go But I always doubted my worth The awful commotion of plane hitting ocean Woke every sha......

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...The Canal Pollock painted pathways Jagged edged, reaching to infinity Artfully designed In perspective With purple and yellow blotches On the grassy bank. Faeces placed with little tho......

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...Guilt, is an influence better served chilled And only time will tell If this is to be the beginning or the end of mine Was my lasting thought as the ambulance sped her away Not a doct......

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...A professor has published his thesis On removal of impacted faeces Use the end of a pencil Or a kitchen utensil to dislodge clumps of faeces in pieces! Told you it was a crap poem!......

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...- Song - At the soundless time, Song is for the songwriter - Love - Flowers are always staring Love is someone who can love - Painting - At the colourless time, Painting is for the ......

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