Faeces Poems - Poems about Faeces

Mary Anning 1799 - 1847

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Born in Lyme Regis Dorset
a palaeontologist fossil collector
in the English Channel marine bed cliffs
and a coprolites (faeces) detector
who at only twelve years old
found the first tw...

AI Detectors or Art Detestors?

...Despite your intelligence mimicry,
You still come far short in your gimmickry,
Throwing down the drains fine masterpieces,
Flushed away as a fresh bout of faeces.

Nights without sleep to pen wo...

Candy Crushed - poop humour warning!

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Though craving their sweet choc chip pieces
I’m boycotting candy by Meeses
I loathe, nay abhor
This global trade war
Trump's tariffs – what a crock of faeces!

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Yet, it returned

...My old house stood
by a march
surrounded by bushes and rushes.
Thrown over it
garbage  and faeces
sometimes,death rodents.
Disgustful it's dwellers often came up
on the portico of my house,
I...

He's cracked it!

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Teen Felix got pissed as a newt
His actions he could not dispute
He pee’d in the sink 
Caused by demon drink
What happened next he can’t refute

He perched on the sink for a dum...

MELIORISM

...MELIORISM 
This world stings like the scorpion, 
And I will not filter in her tears,
This I said because I’m a champion, 
Only throwing jabs, it really wears!
Like the faeces of a chameleon, 
S...

I C C

...INTERNATIONAL!!

Criminals a'caught here.?

Send masks to cover faeces.)...

Qop Strikes Again With Another Poop Poem - For Deb M

...A student at Turdbois Uni
Is studying Scatology
Sue must write a thesis
On impacted faeces
She admits it’s a crap degree!...

An Old Shovel

...I was once pristine
Then my owner gave me work ~
I’m down in the dumps!

Covered in faeces
Just used to shovel horse poop
It’s such a crap job!...

The Parcel

...“It’s a parcel for you, Sarge!”
the words hung visibly;
condensed in the bitter air.

Ice underfoot cracked
beneath the sodden boots 
approaching;
each step releasing 
fetid odours
of rottin...

Fleeing Unseeing

...Last night I dreamt of them
Fleeing under the cover of darkness
Liars, adulterers, murderers and thieves
Terrified of the monsters on their heels 
They flew into an abandoned house and began push...

I Had a Very Crappy Day

...Sloth hangs upside down in a tree
I look up and unfortunately
Golden pee it releases
With a week’s worth of faeces
I’ll admit I am far from happy!

A sloth only excretes once a week...

Rub It In, Why Dont You

...I never had much of an inflated ego
Vanity left me at birth
Our self esteem should travel wherever we go
But I always doubted my worth

The awful commotion of plane hitting ocean
Woke every sha...

The Canal

...The Canal
	Pollock painted pathways
	Jagged edged, reaching to infinity
	Artfully designed
	In perspective 
	With purple and yellow blotches
	On the grassy bank.
	Faeces placed with little tho...

Guilty But Not At Fault

...Guilt,
is an influence better served chilled

And only time will tell

If this is to be the beginning 
or the end of mine

Was my lasting thought as the ambulance sped her away 

Not a doct...

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