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...Where the sun don't shine poetry Contest. Sponsored by Margarita Lillico 04/26/26

 

Dire Rear


Poor Ronald had bad diarrhoea Wet faeces shot out of his rear Large brown stain was spreading New pants he'll be shedding His wedding day's ruined - oh dear!
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Greenhough Avatar
May 7, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Interesting. Was the upcoming wedding too terrifying, or was the previous night's bachelor party at fault? Good humor.
Beaufort Avatar
May 3, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Funny Jan....that's not the best time to have something like this happen. Some people have this issue, and it helps to pay attention to signals from one's body. It gets especially important as we age! I think our president has an issue with this. There are several accounts of people not being able to stand close to him due to a certain aroma. Sending smiles and hoping we can avoid these situations!!!
Croft Avatar
April 30, 2026 at 10:05 AM
Congratulations!
Canerdy Avatar
April 30, 2026 at 6:24 AM
Ewwww! Poor guy. Congrats on your well-deserved win, Jan! Janice
Cunningham Avatar
April 30, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Lol,when you have a bad tum you don't leave the house. Congrats Jan. Tom
Miller Avatar
April 30, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Too funny, congratulations
Jones Avatar
April 29, 2026 at 5:40 PM
lol! Congratulations on your win!
Kitchin Avatar
April 29, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Jan, hilarious. Congratulations on your first place win.
Gibbons Avatar
April 29, 2026 at 6:25 AM
So funny I laughed my head off reading this love humour
Horne Avatar
April 28, 2026 at 9:15 AM
LOL, love it. Must try to catch up on comments but all the pop up ads with every single thing I do on this site are driving me crazy already!
Ball Avatar
April 28, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Ooo HooHoo! Some wedding day. Probably got something slipped to him t the bachelor party. Mean! God Bless, JB
Lane Avatar
April 27, 2026 at 10:03 AM
Oopsies! Jan, your toilet humor is overflowing.
Rodrigues Avatar
April 27, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I’m sure there are stories like this! My cousin has an amazing crap story…lol
Dietrich Avatar
April 26, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Another great funny!
bard Avatar
April 26, 2026 at 4:56 PM
bard Avatar
April 26, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Good day Jan Good heavens. Oh Dear LOL My poor bhitch got deleted lol Blessings Douglas
Edmonds  Avatar
April 26, 2026 at 4:26 PM
He stood beside his blushing bride - His foul disgrace he could not hide - He had to follow through - What else was he to do - When his bride came before his pride… Beryl
bard Avatar
April 26, 2026 at 4:57 PM
a great ending Beryl Blessings
Allison Avatar
April 26, 2026 at 4:52 PM
lol thanks for the fun comment Beryl! hugs Jan xx
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