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Still holding my own poetry contest sponsored by Margarita Lillico 11/25/24

I've held back from posting poop poems and saved them for my book 'toilet humour and Risque rhymes' but now that it's finished I couldnt resist entering this contest and I wont be de-turd from writing the form I love so much ... the Queen of Poop is back in full flow lol!!

Teen Felix got pissed as a newt His actions he could not dispute He pee’d in the sink Caused by demon drink What happened next he can’t refute He perched on the sink for a dump Brown faeces came out of his rump The weight of his load Made the sink implode My brother I just want to thump!

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Terry Flood

Date: 12/11/2024 3:49:00 PM

Crikey, Jan… I think your brother shit a brick. I was gonna say ‘smashing’ but under the circumstances…. ;-)

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 12/6/2024 11:01:00 PM

Oh my gosh. Gross but funny as heck!

Duke Beaufort

Date: 11/28/2024 6:50:00 AM

Jan, I am sure that this sort of thing has happened. People do all kinds of crazy things with plumbing. You have me laughing about it! So next time anyone orders a sink, they should check into the maximum gross weight it can support. No joke. Smiles!

John Read

Date: 11/27/2024 7:43:00 AM

The poetry poop queen is finally back , she's now dishing out the crap, she caused a stink, when breaking the sink, but thankfully we still have the Tap.

David Fisher

Date: 11/26/2024 5:02:00 PM

Yes, Jan, that's exactly what happened! It fits the pic perfectly, and good luck in the contest.

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 11/26/2024 10:36:00 AM

What a fun write you have here. I enjoyed reading it... How long did it take you to clean up the mess??? "Good Luck" We both did this one... Have a fun day writing away..............