Still holding my own poetry contest sponsored by Margarita Lillico 11/25/24

I've held back from posting poop poems and saved them for my book 'toilet humour and Risque rhymes' but now that it's finished I couldnt resist entering this contest and I wont be de-turd from writing the form I love so much ... the Queen of Poop is back in full flow lol!!

He's cracked it!


Teen Felix got pissed as a newt
His actions he could not dispute
He pee’d in the sink 
Caused by demon drink
What happened next he can’t refute

He perched on the sink for a dump
Brown faeces came out of his rump
The weight of his load
Made the sink implode
My brother I just want to thump!

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Terry Flood

December 11, 2024 at 3:49 PM

Crikey, Jan… I think your brother shit a brick. I was gonna say ‘smashing’ but under the circumstances…. ;-)

Andrea Dietrich

December 6, 2024 at 11:01 PM

Oh my gosh. Gross but funny as heck!

Duke Beaufort

November 28, 2024 at 6:50 AM

Jan, I am sure that this sort of thing has happened. People do all kinds of crazy things with plumbing. You have me laughing about it! So next time anyone orders a sink, they should check into the maximum gross weight it can support. No joke. Smiles!

John Read

November 27, 2024 at 7:43 AM

The poetry poop queen is finally back , she's now dishing out the crap, she caused a stink, when breaking the sink, but thankfully we still have the Tap.

David Fisher

November 26, 2024 at 5:02 PM

Yes, Jan, that's exactly what happened! It fits the pic perfectly, and good luck in the contest.

Paula Goldsmith

November 26, 2024 at 10:36 AM

What a fun write you have here. I enjoyed reading it... How long did it take you to clean up the mess??? "Good Luck" We both did this one... Have a fun day writing away..............