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I Had a Very Crappy Day

Sloth hangs upside down in a tree I look up and unfortunately Golden pee it releases With a week’s worth of faeces I’ll admit I am far from happy! A sloth only excretes once a week and can lose a third of its body weight A little poetic licence, they actually excrete on the ground 10/21/21
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Laurie Avatar
October 23, 2021 at 8:53 PM
Wow Jan ... do you think upside down toilets will take off with humans - thanks Jan - Lindsay
Wolf Avatar
October 23, 2021 at 7:18 PM
Gosh, I had to 'look' this one 'up,' Jan. lol. You certainly do your research, but here's a thought: It doesn't always have to be so 'hands-on!' lol. ~ Wroth with that Sloth! :) gw
Dietrich Avatar
October 23, 2021 at 10:08 AM
wow, I wish I had such bladder control. Unique topic and fun limerick, Jan. I had a crappy day yesterday. I bumped a car in front of mine yesterday at a stoplight . I have no idea how I ended up doing this. I always try to be so careful. anyway, thank heavens I did not hurt the other car, but just the crack I made in my front fender is gonna cost a thousand bucks to fix. CRAPPY
Leffanta Avatar
October 23, 2021 at 11:16 AM
Henry Ford made cars anyone could repair (Fix Or Repair Daily), but trust Americans to discover more money can be made making cars that fall apart without a drop of rain!
Lawrence Avatar
October 23, 2021 at 9:36 AM
Jan, your mind is an endless MAZE of creativity! Only you could come up with this ! The words and the image pack a punch ! Here’s to a better day tomorrow. Hugs and love, Susan :)
Hamill Avatar
October 22, 2021 at 5:48 PM
Hi Jan, it's not a crap Limerick,are you taking the pee.lol.i like your funny ones, thank you.simon.:-):-)
Flood Avatar
October 22, 2021 at 4:34 PM
Hang about Jan, if you check out that picture, he not only crapped on you but then stuck his tongue out at you too. Had you upset him? Terry
Koplin Avatar
October 22, 2021 at 2:59 PM
Crappy indeed! Hopefully they don’t get tummy aches waiting that long
Leffanta Avatar
October 22, 2021 at 11:47 AM
He sure looks as if he has just survived a golden shower! How do you find these supporting photos? Aloha! Rico
Skelly Avatar
October 22, 2021 at 9:59 AM
Well, what can I say except lol...Delice
Lawless Avatar
October 22, 2021 at 6:01 AM
Well, Jan, if it took you as long to get to the loo.....you'd probably drop a gallon or two.....This is one more bit of information that will go into my "why do I remember this stuff brain box"
Gentile Avatar
October 22, 2021 at 4:10 AM
OMG, not expecting this in the morning!! But, I should have been prepared clicking on one of yours !!! LOL, A crappy day indeed. Hope today is better!!!
Kavanagh  Avatar
October 22, 2021 at 2:40 AM
A golden shower, poetry in slow motion Jan, You really do come up with some incredible ideas, great laugh, cheers David
Buhagiar Avatar
October 22, 2021 at 1:02 AM
The first time I learned that sloth is an animal. Happy showers :) Hugs.
Cunningham Avatar
October 22, 2021 at 12:24 AM
He doesn't have to worry about toilet roll shortages lol. Tom
Vaso Avatar
October 21, 2021 at 11:47 PM
Comments wont let me make line breaks.
Vaso Avatar
October 21, 2021 at 11:44 PM
LOL My days are crappy when I can and when I cant! The politicians hang those who disagree I look up, is sad to see The politicians shit upon their constituents lips I admit antivaxxers are just as crappy
Hawkins Avatar
October 21, 2021 at 3:54 PM
That was an interesting piece of information. I think the sloth would feel extremely relieved at the end of the week.... Hope you are having a good week Jan.
Allison Avatar
October 21, 2021 at 3:55 PM
Thanks Shirley - amazing what you learn in a chat with a friend lol:-) (I guess have some very odd friends lol) hugs jan xx
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