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I Had a Very Crappy Day

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Sloth hangs upside down in a tree I look up and unfortunately Golden pee it releases With a week’s worth of faeces I’ll admit I am far from happy! A sloth only excretes once a week and can lose a third of its body weight A little poetic licence, they actually excrete on the ground 10/21/21

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Lindsay Laurie

Date: 10/23/2021 8:53:00 PM

Wow Jan ... do you think upside down toilets will take off with humans - thanks Jan - Lindsay

Gershon Wolf

Date: 10/23/2021 7:18:00 PM

Gosh, I had to 'look' this one 'up,' Jan. lol. You certainly do your research, but here's a thought: It doesn't always have to be so 'hands-on!' lol. ~ Wroth with that Sloth! :) gw

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 10/23/2021 10:08:00 AM

wow, I wish I had such bladder control. Unique topic and fun limerick, Jan. I had a crappy day yesterday. I bumped a car in front of mine yesterday at a stoplight . I have no idea how I ended up doing this. I always try to be so careful. anyway, thank heavens I did not hurt the other car, but just the crack I made in my front fender is gonna cost a thousand bucks to fix. CRAPPY

Rico Leffanta
Date: 10/23/2021 11:16:00 AM

Henry Ford made cars anyone could repair (Fix Or Repair Daily), but trust Americans to discover more money can be made making cars that fall apart without a drop of rain!

Susan Lawrence

Date: 10/23/2021 9:36:00 AM

Jan, your mind is an endless MAZE of creativity! Only you could come up with this ! The words and the image pack a punch ! Here’s to a better day tomorrow. Hugs and love, Susan :)

Simon Hamill

Date: 10/22/2021 5:48:00 PM

Hi Jan, it's not a crap Limerick,are you taking the pee.lol.i like your funny ones, thank you.simon.:-):-)

Terry Flood

Date: 10/22/2021 4:34:00 PM

Hang about Jan, if you check out that picture, he not only crapped on you but then stuck his tongue out at you too. Had you upset him? Terry

Mark Koplin

Date: 10/22/2021 2:59:00 PM

Crappy indeed! Hopefully they don’t get tummy aches waiting that long

Rico Leffanta

Date: 10/22/2021 11:47:00 AM

He sure looks as if he has just survived a golden shower! How do you find these supporting photos? Aloha! Rico

Delice Arleen Skelly

Date: 10/22/2021 9:59:00 AM

Well, what can I say except lol...Delice

John Lawless

Date: 10/22/2021 6:01:00 AM

Well, Jan, if it took you as long to get to the loo.....you'd probably drop a gallon or two.....This is one more bit of information that will go into my "why do I remember this stuff brain box"

Mike Gentile

Date: 10/22/2021 4:10:00 AM

OMG, not expecting this in the morning!! But, I should have been prepared clicking on one of yours !!! LOL, A crappy day indeed. Hope today is better!!!

David Kavanagh

Date: 10/22/2021 2:40:00 AM

A golden shower, poetry in slow motion Jan, You really do come up with some incredible ideas, great laugh, cheers David

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 10/22/2021 1:02:00 AM

The first time I learned that sloth is an animal. Happy showers :) Hugs.

Tom Cunningham

Date: 10/22/2021 12:24:00 AM

He doesn't have to worry about toilet roll shortages lol. Tom

Arthur Vaso

Date: 10/21/2021 11:47:00 PM

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Arthur Vaso

Date: 10/21/2021 11:44:00 PM

LOL My days are crappy when I can and when I cant! The politicians hang those who disagree I look up, is sad to see The politicians shit upon their constituents lips I admit antivaxxers are just as crappy

Shirley Hawkins

Date: 10/21/2021 3:54:00 PM

That was an interesting piece of information. I think the sloth would feel extremely relieved at the end of the week.... Hope you are having a good week Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 10/21/2021 3:55:00 PM

Thanks Shirley - amazing what you learn in a chat with a friend lol:-) (I guess have some very odd friends lol) hugs jan xx