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03/06/26

 

We have got rid of the issue of the cat pooping by purchasing solar cat scarers and they work brilliantly so far!

A crap poem or a poem about crap!

Cat faeces in piles on the grass I’m tempted to butt plug cat’s ass But two solar cat scarers Have stopped cat crap terrors Their solar charged tone works first class! No kitty poop piles this week Though daily its cat poop I seek There’s no turds on my lawn I’m no longer forlorn Cat’s crapping elsewhere, YES! I shriek!
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Dietrich Avatar
May 5, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Good set of crap limericks. Haha. I always enjoy your wit, Jan
Godwin Avatar
March 9, 2026 at 1:08 AM
I have never heard of a cat poop problem, and it seems everyone scoops dog poop now. Must be an incredible number of feral cats in the world now. Your limericks are always the best. It sounds gross but let some dogs roam a few moments each day and they'll eat those tootsie rolls. That's something I wish I didn't know but surely do firsthand. FUNNY, serious issue. (My cat actually comes in to use the litter box, then leaves again but he never went out until age 10 and only stays about 5 min.)
Cunningham Avatar
March 7, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Not your problem any more Jan, your neighbours will be asking you for advice lol. Tom
Peranteau Avatar
March 6, 2026 at 6:20 PM
oh jan, dear dear jan....lol....i'm fix'n tuh git me sum them alarms...let's see if they werk out side uv my studio in thuh city...sum them city folk let their animals dump right 'gainst my stoop(rhymes with poop, i know u like that jan)...luv'd this one....much love
Lawless Avatar
March 6, 2026 at 4:30 PM
the world is their litter box...
Allison Avatar
March 6, 2026 at 5:13 PM
lol John - they can go poop in their own garden now lol i am allergic to cats and can;t abide them crapping in my garden, they were using the flower border then went to the grass but now they have been 'de turd' by the solar powered scarers lol:-) hugs jan x
Kitchin Avatar
March 6, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Jan, hilarious. Are those solar cat scarers a real thing? I believe cats should be kept inside, mine are and have a good life.
Allison Avatar
March 6, 2026 at 5:12 PM
yes they are a solar powered 'box' which emits a high frequency sound which is almost inaudible to the human ear but the cats dont like it. no poop in a week - it definitely is working so we have just got 2 more of the solar powered devices to put in the garden - the battery operated ones were not effective! hugs jan x
Goldsmith Avatar
March 6, 2026 at 1:25 PM
I enjoyed reading your way toooooo funny of a write. Cute Picture. Maybe the cats need a cat outhouse. Hahaha!!! I know you can write about that. Have a fun day/weekend writing away............
Allison Avatar
March 6, 2026 at 5:10 PM
I collected 7 piles of poop before we got the scarers now the lawn is poop free - long may it continue! hugs jan xx
Rodrigues Avatar
March 6, 2026 at 1:23 PM
That poops got to go…somewhere…lol
Allison Avatar
March 6, 2026 at 5:09 PM
not my worry now Kim, they can defecate elsewhere lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Lane Avatar
March 6, 2026 at 11:05 AM
Keep slinging your poop poetry, Jan. It’s better in words than in turds.
Godwin Avatar
March 9, 2026 at 1:10 AM
A Turd Book would sell.
Allison Avatar
March 6, 2026 at 5:09 PM
shame I'm not doing a turd book Lin as this would have been in it lol:-) hugs jan xx
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