Best Faeces Poems

I stretched back my neck;
Three blackish bogus faeces
Remains adamant....

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Bats who are hanging in need of a crap
Are advised to themselves not besmirch
Much better to go for a toiletry flap
Than do their own poo on their perch

For what, otherwise, from their uppermost end
Trickles down to the head through the fur
Proves gravity is not the...

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