Caper Poems - Poems about Caper

This feels too much like deja vu, the days and nights of a biblioklept. It’s what the book-bosomed must do, taking in every chapter as you slept. Being such an omnilegent person it’s hard to run across something fresh. Reading’s such pure introverted fun, with each word I want gooseflesh. I wander to each town bouquiniste on the lookout for a...

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I baked some cookies, fresh and warm, Their smell, a perfect, sugary storm. I turned my back for just a beat, And came back to a missing treat! The culprit’s clear, though no one speaks— It’s furry paws and whiskered cheeks. A trail of crumbs leads down the hall, A guilty cat, too proud to call. I chase him down, he gives a...

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Cunning cuckoo, craftily creeping, Cackling, cawing, constantly cheating! Clocks keep clanging, chiming, churning, Cuckoo’s call--chaotic, concerning! Cranky critters, clueless, confused, Chased the cheater--cleverly bruised! Cuckoo, chuckling, cheekily flew, Claiming nests like cuckoos do! Wouldn’t trust that cuckoo chap-- Crafty con artist with a claptrap trap!...

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Abramowicz, Goldstein, and Sol Newman Went a-caroling with Harry Truman They warbled ‘Silent Night’ In the wrong key, alright ~ Sol said, “Forget that darn gentile crewman” ...

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Let’s go said the crow Not now said the cow But when said the hen Don’t know said the doe Hey look said the rook Big truck said the duck Go peep said the sheep Not me said the bee We’re there said the bear Where’s there said the hare Who’s we said the flea We few said the shrew No juice said the goose Need gas said...

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Witnessed something today so unbelievable Couldn't believe my eyes Lounging in a comfy easy chair at Starbucks It was busy in the store as usual Everyone buying a cup of their favourite brew People filling up with the necessities Cream, sugar, and stir sticks One young chap picked up all he needed But accidentally knocked a white plastic cup on the floor Then walked...

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Appealing to my better angels, I try once again To write a poem which will appeal to the heart, I pause ever so slightly, wondering where to start I look out my window, it is beginning to rain. The droplets are gathering on the windowpane And I know they are my better angels appearing, Racing to the bottom of the windowsill,...

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THE TOILET PAPER CAPER Oh my goodness, oh my gosh We're totally out of toilet paper Someone broke in and pilfered it Known as the toilet paper caper It's really not a laughing matter So wipe that silly grin off your face The FBI's Stolen Bum Wipe Unit Was called in to take the case Went around from door to door Searching for a lead...

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A lovely, senior named Ruth, Was told to don ugly goggles, forsooth! By Canadian powers that be, That frightened the good citizenry. She went hobbling to the store. Ruth, was smacked by the front door. By a youth in such a hurry, No apologies, but just like a rat did scurry, ...

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                      Spam Caper There once was a gorgeous lady named Pam. Whose ardent passion was hot for canned Spam. She went to market that day. Nothing unusual, in any way. Robbed a bank, and is now on the lamb!          ...

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He felt self conscious, insecure, Inadequate and most unsure. He looked upon the night with dread, For he was unadept in bed. He thought it all was in his pants, And feared he could not do the dance; And then he saw it on T.V., With insane grin they touted "V". It would make him a super man, And she would be his biggest...

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Urchin on a cedar swing, summer mist inhaler, noonday shriek and frolic, mother blowing fragrant blossoms at her golden offspring. Lavenders amid the shrouded reverie pave a mystic wonderland aglow...

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My halloween candy went missing one day The usual suspects came into play The clues were quite easy to unveil The culprit had left a candy wrapper trail! The trail ended at little brother's door He had pulled off this caper the year before I called his name, he came running out ...

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A crazy fellow named Paul That liked to go to the mall Did a caper With some paper That they said was "Off the wall" To this day it's still a close call To what they even meant at all Was it the caper, Or just the paper, That they described as off the wall?...

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My kitty explains she has no refrain- as her art is mastered, all over the floor it's plastered! Why doesn't kitty embrace the look on my face? She thinks I never saw what she did with her paws! That's not what toilet paper is for, sweet kitty! even though you think your artwork is pretty. The day before last more artwork was...

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