Candidate Poems - Poems about Candidate

Woman President A dream come true, I was always told it was possible A woman president Could anyone have predicted it Many women have run for equal rights in the past, we’re here and now It might as well be you Worn down is your spontaneous laugh reduced to a serious hum Working hard to keep our country free Gee—wiz already you have made history...

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Remember To register Now or before October So you can legally vote In November If you are a U.S. Citizen Over eighteen Be a smart voter Write a colorful sticky note Please scribble the date To VOTE For a high-quality candidate For a good and reasonable person For a law-abiding citizen For a great and respectable leader Not for a fool, a faker or a liar Our lives depend on...

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Yes, this is a bad joke Yes, this is a sad comedy What an irony What a parody Smile and smirk, so you won’t be poked What a hilarious lie! It is a travesty Immigrants don’t eat pets They eat beef, chicken, and pork Like you and me. All bets Are off. Let’s be serious and dark Migrant workers are looking for jobs What a spoiled...

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Me thinks Hillbilly Vance is too highfalutin' A big corporate crack pot? Yeah, yer darn tootin' Gimme Jed Clampet any day Jethro, Granny or Ellie May Not a hack for a huckster who praises Vlad Putin! ...

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Republican Vice-Presidential nominee JD Vance’s comments about Donald Trump: In DMs, he wondered whether Trump, “Is America’s Hitler.” (2015) “Fellow Christians, everyone is watching us when we apologize for this man. Lord help us.” (2016) “Donald Trump is a moral disaster.” (2016) After one meeting with Trump, Vance wrote “My god what an idiot.” (2016) “What percentage of the American...

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who is the best candidate...! Biden stutter or Trump spirochete!...

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A brand new candidate got elected The present incumbent got ejected Lambasted and rejected ‘Tis another novel dawn in America ‘Tis another extraordinary day at the plaza Of love, unity, justice, far from any drama. The streets are full of happy citizens The children are playing safely in the streets Bring the flags; bring the food and the sheets To have festive barbeques under...

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One candidate will rave, lie, cheat and molest The second seems ready to be a hospice guest But we have a third choice With a strong forthright voice Half his mind is brilliant, but a worm ate the rest!...

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Doggedly pursuing all races, all creeds hoping to please every last one The hollow chamber on top of his neck and his shoulders ~ a blank check in the eye of each beholder ...

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Q: Why should especially property owners and home owners hesitate to give free room and board to illegal aliens? A: This is legal in Washington State: If you have a person stay at your home, or even your apartment for fourteen days?...

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Q: Why you should not endorse Nikki Haley as the Republican presidential candidate in 2024? A: President Joe Biden denies that there is a crisis existing at our southern boarder. Nikki Haley doesn't deny it but she is in favor of it. ...

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How lucky was the candidate not elected...Lost the election. but not his life !...

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That's for you A Candidate: Often glancing at The Date And on that day Exact Time, Sometimes jolted by clock's chime For the still much unprepared With weakness to be soon bared... That's for you The Candidate: Always the first at the gate, Himself long begun to prime; To have not done so a crime. Not a nice story "Exams hard!" For election "Not on guard" That's...

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He deserved all our votes and said why, But attention was drawn to his fly; He'd left it unzipped, So one voter quipped, "If you can't manage that, then goodbye." November 1, 2022 A Funny Limerick-Make Me Laugh Contest Tania Kitchin, sponsor counted by howmanysyllables.com...

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Candice is a candid candidate. Her honesty harvests heretics’ hate Not to be outdone She creates lots of fun Debunking deceivers during Des Moines’ Debate!...

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