Candidate Poems - Poems about Candidate

Enthusiastic Job Candidate

Jennifer’s uninhibited exuberance filled the room
she had excited zestfulness that swept away all gloom
her sprightly effervescent personality was on fire
the bosses quickly decided she would be their new hire
resumes are a start but, in this case, they threw it away
her ardent passion for their company had them cheering all day

Woman President

Woman President

A dream come true, 
I was always told it was possible
A woman president

Could anyone have predicted it
Many women have run for equal rights
in the past, we’re here and now
It might as well be you
Worn down is your spontaneous laugh
reduced to a serious hum
Working hard to keep our country free
Gee—wiz already you have made history

Remember To Vote In November

Remember
To register
Now or before October
So you can legally vote
In November
If you are a U.S. Citizen
Over eighteen
Be a smart voter
Write a colorful sticky note
Please scribble the date
To VOTE 
For a high-quality candidate
For a good and reasonable person
For a law-abiding citizen
For a great and respectable leader
Not for a fool, a faker or a liar
Our lives depend on

Haitian Immigrants And Other Migrant Workers Do Not Eat Pets

Yes, this is a bad joke
Yes, this is a sad comedy
What an irony
What a parody
Smile and smirk, so you won’t be poked
What a hilarious lie! It is a travesty
Immigrants don’t eat pets
They eat beef, chicken, and pork
Like you and me. All bets
Are off. Let’s be serious and dark
Migrant workers are looking for jobs
What a spoiled

Not My Hillbilly

Me thinks Hillbilly Vance is too highfalutin'
A big corporate crack pot? Yeah, yer darn tootin'
Gimme Jed Clampet any day
Jethro, Granny or Ellie May
Not a hack for a huckster who praises Vlad Putin!

JD Vance on Donald Trump

Republican Vice-Presidential nominee JD Vance’s comments about Donald Trump:

In DMs, he wondered whether Trump, “Is America’s Hitler.” (2015)
“Fellow Christians, everyone is watching us when we apologize for this man. Lord help us.” (2016)
“Donald Trump is a moral disaster.” (2016)
After one meeting with Trump, Vance wrote “My god what an idiot.” (2016)
“What percentage of the American

CHOOSE YOUR CANDIDATE poetrix

who is the best candidate...!
Biden stutter
or Trump spirochete!

Another Novel Dawn In America

A brand new candidate got elected
The present incumbent got ejected
Lambasted and rejected
‘Tis another novel dawn in America
‘Tis another extraordinary day at the plaza
Of love, unity, justice, far from any drama.

The streets are full of happy citizens
The children are playing safely in the streets
Bring the flags; bring the food and the sheets
To have festive barbeques under

Our Choices

One candidate will rave, lie, cheat and molest
The second seems ready to be a hospice guest
But we have a third choice
With a strong forthright voice
Half his mind is brilliant, but a worm ate the rest!

The Candidate

  Doggedly pursuing all races, all creeds
    hoping to please every last one 

  The hollow chamber on top of his neck and his shoulders
    ~ a blank check in the eye of each beholder

Why you should not vote for Nikki Haley for the Republican candidate in 2024 Q and A part two

Q:  Why should especially property owners and home owners hesitate to give free
      room and board to illegal aliens?

A:  This is legal in Washington State:  If you have a person stay at your home, or
      even  your apartment for fourteen days?

Why you should not endorse Nikki Haley as the Republican presidential candidate Q and A part one

Q:  Why you should not endorse Nikki Haley as the Republican presidential
      candidate in 2024?

A:  President Joe Biden denies that there is a crisis existing at our southern
     boarder.  Nikki  Haley doesn't deny it but she is in favor of it. 

Lucky Candidate Poetrix

How lucky was the candidate
    not elected...Lost the election.
          but not his life !

Candidate

That's for you A Candidate:
Often glancing at The Date
And on that day Exact Time,
Sometimes jolted by clock's chime
For the still much unprepared
With weakness to be soon bared...

That's for you The Candidate:
Always the first at the gate,
Himself long begun to prime;
To have not done so a crime.
Not a nice story "Exams hard!"
For election "Not on guard"

That's

The Transparent Candidate

He deserved all our votes and said why,
But attention was drawn to his fly;
He'd left it unzipped,
So one voter quipped,
"If you can't manage that, then goodbye."



November 1, 2022
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