Short Candidate Poems

CAN DID ATE 
Can? no,can’t 
Did? no,nothing
Ate? yes,everything
Candidate!...

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How lucky was the candidate
    not elected...Lost the election.
          but not his life !...

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Desperate candidate
invited firefly at night
to light for him books
he was revising for tests...

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Healthcare Hypocrite

Senator Ted Cruz,
Presidential candidate we hope will lose.
Obamacare he wants to ditch,
Joining it he found no glitch....

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Candice is a candid candidate.
Her honesty harvests heretics’ hate
Not to be outdone
She creates lots of fun
Debunking deceivers during Des Moines’ Debate!...

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The Dems have a real dark horse candidate
Ivanna's plan: Wait 'til it's very late
   Take the grandest bow
   Make this daring vow
The Kushners will fake America great...

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SENATOR JOHN McCain

Senator John McCain
From Arizona
Veteran War hero
Presidential candidate
Went on home/rest in peace

9/3/18
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr.©2018...

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One-percenter Presidential Candidate

Donald Trump
Divulges Presidential ambitions with hair in a clump.
Neil Young song ironically plays on 
While he looked like a mafia don....

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You can run for office with a third party.
Most people will say that is not where it’s at.
Any attempt will be almost foolhardy.
You must be Republican or Democrat.
...

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Here comes Presidential candidate, Pete
He's thirty-seven, so young and so sweet --
   Pete thinks, "Since I am gay,
   the most natural way
to campaign ~ is to twitter and/or tweet."...

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Blocks and Blocks

Had been walking blocks and blocks
Before arriving at voting box
For candidate we think is great
And we better not be late
Be sure to set forward our clocks.

Jim Horn...

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Trump Lost His Loose Screws

We were watching latest current news;
Showed Trump loosing his lose screws,
And breath taking;
A loser  in making;
Another candidate you should choose.

Jim Horn...

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Trump Worst Candidate

Would we really get Trump's claw
When we said he had poor stamina
Would not work if things grueling
Many questions about his schooling
Worst candidate we ever saw.

Jim Horn...

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Be Candidate for President

For President I wanted to be a candidate,
And run for it certainly could hardly wait;
If do lose game,
Only self blame;
When I won would continue to celebrate.

Jim Horn...

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While the ballots are disseminated, 
why not feed two birds with one feeder?

[(Checkmark)] Anti Elect This Candidate/Representative


Additiinal Comment space, write below.
~(Get this shatouttahere ! )...

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Always Be Careful During Elections. Frequently, Governing Hypocrits Initiate Judgements. 
Known Liberals Make New Opponents Pay. Quickly, Republicans Share Their Unenlightened 
Views, While X-factors Yield Zero....

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Loves To Be Prancing

Trump does look devilish when he is dancing;
He and Billy Boy Bush bragged about romancing;
Woman grabbing,
And back-stabbing;
With him as a candidate should not be chancing.

Jim Horn...

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Kind of Reminds me of Will Rogers

Chose Another Candidate

What to me would seem so great
Is if all rules we could repudiate
And at same time discover
What we needed was another
More our entire brains educate.

Jim Horn...

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I am beginning to wonder about Trump. Every candidate 
should have to take the Minnesota Multiphasic Personality 
Inventory (MMPI), Wechsler Bellevue, Stanford Benet, 
Miller Analogies and Kuder Interest Test. This would prove 
just how normal each one of the candidates are.
Jim Horn...

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He deserved all our votes and said why,
But attention was drawn to his fly;
He'd left it unzipped,
So one voter quipped,
"If you can't manage that, then goodbye."



November 1, 2022
A Funny Limerick-Make Me Laugh Contest
Tania Kitchin, sponsor

counted by howmanysyllables.com...

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If you accept any accurate or misinformation,
without doing any research and without question,
then you are a victim of ignorant thinking,
making you a very good candidate for indoctrination,
with very little hope of ever deprograming,
rendering you helpless to any independent thinking....

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The world is full of ding-a-lings, are you sure you're not one
A self assessment will tell you, do you sometimes come undone
Do you get that uncontrollable urge
A feeling to strip naked emerge
If you think you're a prime candidate, better see a shrink on the run


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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election day blues
annoying voting machine
candidates unknown

unfamiliar names
did not do due diligence
angry at myself

voted for some names
did not know their competence
feel bad about this

resolve to learn more
candidate information
be better informed

Written September 27, 2022...

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This guy is the best. You have to vote for him.
No arguments from me I say.
Another co-worker arrives. She is for the other candidate.
Okay, I agree.

My three daughters taught me the futility of arguing.
It used to make me irritable and angry and I always lost.
A child can argue you down into a tunnel.
They always win....

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Politics in the USA on a downward spiral
Overworked anthems saturated with denial
 Contemplating this stalling and lobbying
 Makes me wonder why things are happening
 All we have left is a vote counted right
 Constituents unite to kindle their light
 Learn about who is the correct candidate
 Those making every choice for each state...

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