Short Candidate Poems

who is the best candidate...!
Biden stutter
or Trump spirochete!...

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CAN DID ATE 
Can? no,can’t 
Did? no,nothing
Ate? yes,everything
Candidate!...

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How lucky was the candidate
    not elected...Lost the election.
          but not his life !...

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Desperate candidate
invited firefly at night
to light for him books
he was revising for tests...

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   ‘I’m waiting to see
     what either candidate
        might do for me ~
           guaranteed’
...

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As Joe’s voice sours and may fade 
A candidate parade and trade
Could upgrade our choice!
We'll sweetly rejoice
If lemons become lemonade...

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Healthcare Hypocrite

Senator Ted Cruz,
Presidential candidate we hope will lose.
Obamacare he wants to ditch,
Joining it he found no glitch....

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Candice is a candid candidate.
Her honesty harvests heretics’ hate
Not to be outdone
She creates lots of fun
Debunking deceivers during Des Moines’ Debate!...

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The Dems have a real dark horse candidate
Ivanna's plan: Wait 'til it's very late
   Take the grandest bow
   Make this daring vow
The Kushners will fake America great...

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SENATOR JOHN McCain

Senator John McCain
From Arizona
Veteran War hero
Presidential candidate
Went on home/rest in peace

9/3/18
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr.©2018...

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One-percenter Presidential Candidate

Donald Trump
Divulges Presidential ambitions with hair in a clump.
Neil Young song ironically plays on 
While he looked like a mafia don....

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You can run for office with a third party.
Most people will say that is not where it’s at.
Any attempt will be almost foolhardy.
You must be Republican or Democrat.
...

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Here comes Presidential candidate, Pete
He's thirty-seven, so young and so sweet --
   Pete thinks, "Since I am gay,
   the most natural way
to campaign ~ is to twitter and/or tweet."...

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  Doggedly pursuing all races, all creeds
    hoping to please every last one 

  The hollow chamber on top of his neck and his shoulders
    ~ a blank check in the eye of each beholder
...

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Blocks and Blocks

Had been walking blocks and blocks
Before arriving at voting box
For candidate we think is great
And we better not be late
Be sure to set forward our clocks.

Jim Horn...

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Trump Lost His Loose Screws

We were watching latest current news;
Showed Trump loosing his lose screws,
And breath taking;
A loser  in making;
Another candidate you should choose.

Jim Horn...

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Trump Worst Candidate

Would we really get Trump's claw
When we said he had poor stamina
Would not work if things grueling
Many questions about his schooling
Worst candidate we ever saw.

Jim Horn...

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Be Candidate for President

For President I wanted to be a candidate,
And run for it certainly could hardly wait;
If do lose game,
Only self blame;
When I won would continue to celebrate.

Jim Horn...

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    As the candidate yammered on 
     His opponent stood his ground

        When the first ran out of time
        In a flash the second chimed ~

    “I’d always thought a man’s word was his bond”
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While the ballots are disseminated, 
why not feed two birds with one feeder?

[(Checkmark)] Anti Elect This Candidate/Representative


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Always Be Careful During Elections. Frequently, Governing Hypocrits Initiate Judgements. 
Known Liberals Make New Opponents Pay. Quickly, Republicans Share Their Unenlightened 
Views, While X-factors Yield Zero....

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Loves To Be Prancing

Trump does look devilish when he is dancing;
He and Billy Boy Bush bragged about romancing;
Woman grabbing,
And back-stabbing;
With him as a candidate should not be chancing.

Jim Horn...

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Sally cast her vote true, onto what lies
To the best candidate that meets her eyes
She wants a truthful honest man
A president with a proud plan
Sally checked none of the above applies

connie pachecho

9/11/24...

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Me thinks Hillbilly Vance is too highfalutin'
A big corporate crack pot? Yeah, yer darn tootin'
Gimme Jed Clampet any day
Jethro, Granny or Ellie May
Not a hack for a huckster who praises Vlad Putin!
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One candidate will rave, lie, cheat and molest
The second seems ready to be a hospice guest
But we have a third choice
With a strong forthright voice
Half his mind is brilliant, but a worm ate the rest!...

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