Short Candidate Poems
Short Candidate Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Candidate by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Candidate by length and keyword.
As Joe’s voice sours and may fade
A candidate parade and trade
Could upgrade our choice!
We'll sweetly rejoice
If lemons become lemonade
Healthcare Hypocrite
Senator Ted Cruz,
Presidential candidate we hope will lose.
Obamacare he wants to ditch,
Joining it he found no glitch.
Candice is a candid candidate.
Her honesty harvests heretics’ hate
Not to be outdone
She creates lots of fun
Debunking deceivers during Des Moines’ Debate!
The Dems have a real dark horse candidate
Ivanna's plan: Wait 'til it's very late
Take the grandest bow
Make this daring vow
The Kushners will fake America great
SENATOR JOHN McCain
Senator John McCain
From Arizona
Veteran War hero
Presidential candidate
Went on home/rest in peace
9/3/18
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr.©2018
One-percenter Presidential Candidate
Donald Trump
Divulges Presidential ambitions with hair in a clump.
Neil Young song ironically plays on
While he looked like a mafia don.
You can run for office with a third party.
Most people will say that is not where it’s at.
Any attempt will be almost foolhardy.
You must be Republican or Democrat.
Here comes Presidential candidate, Pete
He's thirty-seven, so young and so sweet --
Pete thinks, "Since I am gay,
the most natural way
to campaign ~ is to twitter and/or tweet."
Doggedly pursuing all races, all creeds
hoping to please every last one
The hollow chamber on top of his neck and his shoulders
~ a blank check in the eye of each beholder
Blocks and Blocks
Had been walking blocks and blocks
Before arriving at voting box
For candidate we think is great
And we better not be late
Be sure to set forward our clocks.
Jim Horn
Trump Lost His Loose Screws
We were watching latest current news;
Showed Trump loosing his lose screws,
And breath taking;
A loser in making;
Another candidate you should choose.
Jim Horn
Trump Worst Candidate
Would we really get Trump's claw
When we said he had poor stamina
Would not work if things grueling
Many questions about his schooling
Worst candidate we ever saw.
Jim Horn
Be Candidate for President
For President I wanted to be a candidate,
And run for it certainly could hardly wait;
If do lose game,
Only self blame;
When I won would continue to celebrate.
Jim Horn
As the candidate yammered on
His opponent stood his ground
When the first ran out of time
In a flash the second chimed ~
“I’d always thought a man’s word was his bond”
While the ballots are disseminated,
why not feed two birds with one feeder?
[(Checkmark)] Anti Elect This Candidate/Representative
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~(Get this shatouttahere ! )
Always Be Careful During Elections. Frequently, Governing Hypocrits Initiate Judgements.
Known Liberals Make New Opponents Pay. Quickly, Republicans Share Their Unenlightened
Views, While X-factors Yield Zero.
Loves To Be Prancing
Trump does look devilish when he is dancing;
He and Billy Boy Bush bragged about romancing;
Woman grabbing,
And back-stabbing;
With him as a candidate should not be chancing.
Jim Horn
Sally cast her vote true, onto what lies
To the best candidate that meets her eyes
She wants a truthful honest man
A president with a proud plan
Sally checked none of the above applies
connie pachecho
9/11/24
Me thinks Hillbilly Vance is too highfalutin'
A big corporate crack pot? Yeah, yer darn tootin'
Gimme Jed Clampet any day
Jethro, Granny or Ellie May
Not a hack for a huckster who praises Vlad Putin!
One candidate will rave, lie, cheat and molest
The second seems ready to be a hospice guest
But we have a third choice
With a strong forthright voice
Half his mind is brilliant, but a worm ate the rest!
Kind of Reminds me of Will Rogers
Chose Another Candidate
What to me would seem so great
Is if all rules we could repudiate
And at same time discover
What we needed was another
More our entire brains educate.
Jim Horn
O, good. Just what I’ve always wanted to elect
a Senatorial candidate with a Nazi tattoo on his chest
What do you mean he’s dropping out of the race
~ depriving me of voting for one of America’s best
I am beginning to wonder about Trump. Every candidate
should have to take the Minnesota Multiphasic Personality
Inventory (MMPI), Wechsler Bellevue, Stanford Benet,
Miller Analogies and Kuder Interest Test. This would prove
just how normal each one of the candidates are.
Jim Horn
Form:
He deserved all our votes and said why,
But attention was drawn to his fly;
He'd left it unzipped,
So one voter quipped,
"If you can't manage that, then goodbye."
November 1, 2022
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If you accept any accurate or misinformation,
without doing any research and without question,
then you are a victim of ignorant thinking,
making you a very good candidate for indoctrination,
with very little hope of ever deprograming,
rendering you helpless to any independent thinking.