Calvin Klein Poems - Poems about Calvin Klein

...When everyone wore Calvin Klein I wore pairs of Old Navy jeans and graphic tees When everyone carried a mouthful Menthol Cigarettes I carried a mouthful of Sour Patch Kids When everyone was havi......Read the rest...

...MY STINT IN SAN QUENTIN (The Story of Lily) I had no idea why I ended up in San Quentin prison After all I am a woman; if only I just had that shave With over 3,500 male inmates; it was not ......Read the rest...

...A chronological anthology Of legends, folk lore and mythology There’s no one called Eric Or Ethel or Derek For which I shall make no apology Samson just got himself sheared Delilah had cut of......Read the rest...

...He pulled up to the Triple "T" Ranch in a shiny Cadillac. In his trailer was an Arabian steed with the finest tack. He wore Tony Lama alligator boots and Calvin Klein jeans, And a stylish Stetson ......Read the rest...

...Crystal Noir by Versace Truth by Calvin Klein Eau de Cartier Armanis Life Oscar de la Renta Oriental Lace Chanel Coco Mademoiselle Nina Ricci Belle de Minuit Vera Wang Princess Dolce & Ga......Read the rest...

...Danny was a smart fellow, he always seemed mellow... some thought he was gay and became an easy prey. Danny spoke with an accent very distinctive to an extent; even the wealthy derided him......Read the rest...

...That dormant feeling of insecurity arose, when travel journal got thrust adjacent to my tattered (holey tattooed) clothes while I knew with crossed eyes aroused anger from peaceful do......Read the rest...

...Above the clouds and disappearing skyline I was jetsetting on an international airline That’s when I met a handsome Mr. Einstein No kin to Albert, nose most perfectly aquiline Said he was looki......Read the rest...

...Designer underpants are the rage With Hanes and Joe Boxer too Fruit of the Loom and Calvin Klein I can name more than just a few How about Banana Republic Also Navy and Tommy John They're the......Read the rest...

...PYPU what ya gonna do boyz PYPU what ya gonna do boyz PYPU what ya gonna do boyz don't need to see your Fruit or your Looms don't wanna see your buttocks in those.. Vincent Motega's don't wanna ......Read the rest...

...What’s fair is fair I walked into Macys Department Store the other day thinking I’d buy a few items for the summer I entered on the first floor and was met by counter after counter of cosmetics......Read the rest...

...They planted Hank 'neath a lonesome pine when he came to the end of the trail. Angels ushered him to the Great Beyond and through that Mysterious Veil. Saint Peter greeted him, sayin', "I've been a......Read the rest...

...What's all this fuss about Haven't I furnished all your dreams Wildest and the untouched ones You Cantankerous bullheaded moron . Your beastly charm woos me so much So that I completely asph......Read the rest...

...The cows is lowin' in the old corral and all the evenin' chores is done. Hank scraped the manure off'n his boots 'cause he's a fastidious son-of-a-gun. He drew his pay, jumped in his pickup and hea......Read the rest...

...I stumbled drunkenly through Stroud Passed the kebab van on the hill, When all at once I saw a crowd Of ladettes – taunting the old bill; Just for a lark, just for a wheeze, Flirting and dancing, dre......Read the rest...