Underpants

Designer underpants are the rage
With Hanes and Joe Boxer too
Fruit of the Loom and Calvin Klein
I can name more than just a few

How about Banana Republic
Also Navy and Tommy John
They're the same but different
Try some Katz or Aussiebum on

Call them knickers, shorts, or underwear
But don't be fooled by the song and dance
What they are for, is always the same
To keep the poop off of your pants!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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Hoffman Avatar
September 11, 2017 at 9:11 PM
Lol; so thats why they invented underwear!~Che :)
Adams Avatar
September 11, 2017 at 10:11 PM
Well...yes I said it so I guess the cat's out of the bag!....Thanks for the comment!!.......Pat
Allison Avatar
September 3, 2017 at 3:51 PM
ha ha ha very funny Pat:-)hugs Jan xx
Adams Avatar
September 3, 2017 at 7:41 PM
Glad you liked it Jan!. . . .Pat
Andresen Avatar
September 3, 2017 at 1:36 PM
- Thank you for giving me a big smile, Pat :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
Adams Avatar
September 3, 2017 at 3:32 PM
That's really sweet, thank you so much.~Pat
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