Greenhorn Cowpoke

He pulled up to the Triple "T" Ranch in a shiny Cadillac. In his trailer was an Arabian steed with the finest tack. He wore Tony Lama alligator boots and Calvin Klein jeans, And a stylish Stetson hat - he looked like a man of means! He strode to the corral where grizzled cowpokes lazed. They chortled at the greenhorn, each of them amazed! "Where's the boss?" he asked, "I'm seeking a position!" "Over yonder" said they. (The boss eyed him with great suspicion!) The boss sauntered over to see what the hullabaloo was all about. "I'll handle this! You fellers git back to work!" he said with a shout! He sized up the lad saying, "Son, I ain't impressed with them fancy labels! But you're hired! Here's a shovel! Ya kin start by muckin' out them stables!" Entry for Carolyn Devonshire's "Green Humor Rhymes" Contest