Bragger Poems - Poems about Bragger

Her Name Is Iris

...She lights up the entire surrounding.
She's absolutely the genuine article.
I tell you, she's out of my league.
Adorable, with a touch of intrigue;
She smiles and waves at me as                  ...

Today

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Today
Written: by Miracle Man
August 21, 2021

Once In prime time I moved with a swagger,
Just stating facts, not being a bragger.
Now, I’ve become known as the town lagger.
as time ...

The Jagger Swagger

...Old Mick has the lips of a bragger
And wiggles his hips with a swagger.
He jumps, full of beans
In black skinny jeans
With hip-shaking destined to stagger!

Old ladies enjoy the distraction
Of...

A Grand Tiger I Am

...A grand tiger I am. My stripes are superb.
You need to leave me alone. I’m quick to perturb.
I’m king of the wild. A carnivore beast.
God’s molded me and made me top drawer at least.
A bragger, a...

I Could Be a Writer Too

...I have the best ideas 
I could make a million dollars if I wrote them down
My book would be a best seller for sure!

Great, I told him. What are your ideas?
They are not ready yet, he informed m...

And Kick Our Behinds

...rich white spoiled brat
dodges draft 
talks about struggles
and patriotism
for OTHERS

hypocritical self-serving
amoral being
talks about
ethics and laws for Others
and goes his own pervert...

Two Encores

...Two Encores

Now please don’t think me a bragger,
But, I sung on stage with Mick Jagger.
There we pouted our lips,
and we wiggled those hips.

Two encores and Superstar swagger....

Bragger Who Would Stagger

...Bragger Who Would Stagger

Total amount of sins was enough to stagger;
About them Trump was boaster and bragger;
Publicly profane;
Hard to explain;
Destined for disaster yet he still did swagge...

I'M So Lucky

...I know I don’t look like Brad Pitt 
imagine trying to stay fit
I am not a neuro surgeon 
I would surely be a virgin 

I don’t have Donald Trump’s money
but then girls think I’m so funny 
I wil...

Equipped

...Shane Blaine walked with a swagger
and was viewed as a bragger.
Ladies liked him lots
but kept secret their thoughts.
Awed by his eight-inch dagger....

My Holland America Coaster

...My Holland America Coaster

I have never been bad, bragger or a boaster
But I have liked my Holland America coaster
Which to me was really some big surprise
Which each one was for free I did rea...

The Honey Pot

...I am the honey pot 
Famous for the well brewed bittersweet content within my belly 
Like molten chocolate sweet, only more sumptuous 
Not that I’m a bragger – 
But many have come to me for an oun...

Cloak and Bragger

...Cloak and Bragger/senryu

the syllable count
piled up on the vacant beach
cloaked in mystery


John G. Lawless
3/12/2015...

Both Patient and Prudent

...Both Patient and Prudent

When I grew up wanted to be like you
Continually write poems each day a few
In comfort of my home with wife live
Much attention to God be sure to give.

Love for wife...

How Loud Can a Curtain Call

...How Loud Can a Curtain Call

Why do some people prefer to discourage
When what they should do is encourage
Others to write poems and subjects to choose.
Like one which was about a perfect excuse...

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