Best Bragger Poems

Cloak and Bragger/senryu

the syllable count
piled up on the vacant beach
cloaked in mystery


John G. Lawless
3/12/2015...

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Bragger Who Would Stagger

Total amount of sins was enough to stagger;
About them Trump was boaster and bragger;
Publicly profane;
Hard to explain;
Destined for disaster yet he still...

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I know I don’t look like Brad Pitt 
imagine trying to stay fit
I am not a neuro surgeon 
I would surely be a virgin 

I...

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I am the honey pot 
Famous for the well brewed bittersweet content within my belly 
Like molten chocolate sweet, only more sumptuous 
Not that I’m...

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When asked how I am today
This is what I say.

Not good 
Not bad
Just me.

No one likes a complainer.
No one likes a bragger.

Neither of these will...

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Shane Blaine walked with a swagger
and was viewed as a bragger.
Ladies liked him lots
but kept secret their thoughts.
Awed by his eight-inch dagger....

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Here I am
Just as myself
Never stepping down
Always in leadership
And I refuse to wear a frown

I’ve fluttered up from the bottom
Released my pessimistic views
Like a dove...

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I cannot sponsor a contest but if you can and you are looking for a topic may I 
suggest a limerick contest that requires the...

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My Name is O.M.P.H.I.LE; I own it as a badge, it is my definition and who I am.

O pen-minded
I open my mind up not to...

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Two Encores

Now please don’t think me a bragger,
But, I sung on stage with Mick Jagger.
There we pouted our lips,
and we wiggled those hips.

Two encores and...

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She lights up the entire surrounding.
She's absolutely the genuine article.
I tell you, she's out of my league.
Adorable, with a touch of intrigue;
She smiles and waves...

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My Holland America Coaster

I have never been bad, bragger or a boaster
But I have liked my Holland America coaster
Which to me was really some big...

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rich white spoiled brat
dodges draft 
talks about struggles
and patriotism
for OTHERS

hypocritical self-serving
amoral being
talks about
ethics and laws for Others
and goes his own perverted ways


political outsider insider ...

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How Loud Can a Curtain Call

Why do some people prefer to discourage
When what they should do is encourage
Others to write poems and subjects to choose.
Like...

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I close my eyes
To dreams I partake
But I fall from my sky
I am awake

I cannot pass
My insomnia shake
My mental harass
I am awake

Memories flood
Like a thinking...

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