Short Bragger Poems
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Cloak and Bragger/senryu
the syllable count
piled up on the vacant beach
cloaked in mystery
John G. Lawless
3/12/2015
Categories:
bragger, humor, poetry,
Form:
Senryu
Shane Blaine walked with a swagger
and was viewed as a bragger.
Ladies liked him lots
but kept secret their thoughts.
Awed by his eight-inch dagger.
Categories:
bragger, humor, romance,
Form:
Limerick
When asked how I am today
This is what I say.
Not good
Not bad
Just me.
No one likes a complainer.
No one likes a bragger.
Neither of these will I be
If I'm JUST ME.
Categories:
bragger, funny,
Form:
Free verse
Two Encores
Now please don’t think me a bragger,
But, I sung on stage with Mick Jagger.
There we pouted our lips,
and we wiggled those hips.
Two encores and Superstar swagger.
Categories:
bragger, fun, nonsense, nostalgia, song, star,
Form:
Limerick
Bragger Who Would Stagger
Total amount of sins was enough to stagger;
About them Trump was boaster and bragger;
Publicly profane;
Hard to explain;
Destined for disaster yet he still did swagger.
Jim Horn
Categories:
bragger, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
A grand tiger I am. My stripes are superb.
You need to leave me alone. I’m quick to perturb.
I’m king of the wild. A carnivore beast.
God’s molded me and made me top drawer at least.
A bragger, a boaster, now who would not be?
I’m all that and pure yellow, with stripes you can see.
Categories:
bragger, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th
Form:
Rhyme
Old Mick has the lips of a bragger
And wiggles his hips with a swagger.
He jumps, full of beans
In black skinny jeans
With hip-shaking destined to stagger!
Old ladies enjoy the distraction
Of seeing their idol in action.
He keeps them at bay
For, wrinkly and grey,
They can't give him no satisfaction!
30.08.19
'Swagger poetry contest' sponsored by Line Gauthier
Categories:
bragger, humor, old,
Form:
Limerick
I close my eyes
To dreams I partake
But I fall from my sky
I am awake
I cannot pass
My insomnia shake
My mental harass
I am awake
Memories flood
Like a thinking quake
Thicker than blood
I am awake
Bodily sweat
With my pain and ache
Stalking silhouette
I am awake
In my heart death
This life is lived fake
I feel the cold breath
I am awake
I plunge dagger
All I've lost, I take
But in sleep I’m a bragger
Never awake
Categories:
bragger,
Form:
Rhyme
I know I don’t look like Brad Pitt
imagine trying to stay fit
I am not a neuro surgeon
I would surely be a virgin
I don’t have Donald Trump’s money
but then girls think I’m so funny
I will never sing like Jagger
people say I’m not a bragger
I don’t drive a red Ferrari
I like going on safari
the whole idea of minister
just creeps me to be sinister
I know I’m so very lucky
but I do dream of unlucky?
- iambic tetrameter-
Categories:
bragger, dream, funny,
Form:
Sonnet
rich white spoiled brat
dodges draft
talks about struggles
and patriotism
for OTHERS
hypocritical self-serving
amoral being
talks about
ethics and laws for Others
and goes his own perverted ways
political outsider insider
speaks
but does not listen
makes noise
but no sense
supposed entertainer
plays with himself
produces black comedy
and tragedy
tweeting like a white crow
bully bragger
coward
someday someone
will confront him
and kick OUR behinds
Categories:
bragger, bullying, hate, leadership, political, sad, sick,
Form:
Free verse