Best Old Bag Poems

I lay my dearest Susan down to rest
Of tall tales and humour she was the best
An excuse each night
Wouldn't hold me tight
There's something I need to get off my chest

See, Susan was a talented old hag
Three men at once she quite often would shag
The gents...

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I’m a brown paper bag and I’ve not been too well
So I went to the doctors to ask him to tell
What was this sickness and what I had got
Could it be cured, was it deadly or not
So he took out his needle, I lifted my...

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What's in my old bag
 
I have a hard candy 
I have a old note books filled with old scramblings
I have a torn out Pokemon little box
I have a broken cup given to by my granny
I have a ancient light bulb
I have a not working...

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