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Her Boobies Did Sag

When I was a young'un on old Mother Earth
Believe me, this tale was surely an absolute first
She send me an old bag
Whose boobies did sag
Methinks this dude should've been totally reimbursed


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Michael Tor Date: 10/17/2015 10:24:00 PM Her boobies did sag, She smelled really bad. But I was lonely, and I wanted her totally. You might think this is gross, but i held my nose. Go blue Jays. Jack dont give up my friend. It aint over till the heavy set(politically correct) lady sings!!! Morning Jack Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 10/18/2015 8:14:00 AM The next 4 games belong to the Jays... no fear!!! Mark my words! YEE HAW!!!

Tim Smith Date: 10/17/2015 12:02:00 PM Firm or loose she gave you care....created goose bumps and curled your hair...the jigglies didn't hide...what was inside....a perfect ten, no other lady could compare Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 10/18/2015 8:12:00 AM YOU KNOW IT, MY MAN!!! LOL

Carol Eastman Date: 10/17/2015 10:02:00 AM She may have been an old hag... And droopy boobies were nothing about which to brag... Except she was a cow with a tail that did wag... And she sure could charm that bull we called Old Stag... And her milk was the sweetest you could snag... Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 10/18/2015 8:11:00 AM See! Carol explains, there good in everyone... LOL xxx

Judy Konos Date: 10/17/2015 9:07:00 AM Jack....We're sure you had plenty of make up time.... Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 10/18/2015 8:09:00 AM You know the older I get... the hornier I get! LOL Love, Santa Jack xxx