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Her Boobies Did Sag

When I was a young'un on old Mother Earth
Believe me, this tale was surely an absolute first
She send me an old bag
Whose boobies did sag
Methinks this dude should've been totally reimbursed


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Michael Tor

October 17, 2015 at 10:24 PM

Her boobies did sag, She smelled really bad. But I was lonely, and I wanted her totally. You might think this is gross, but i held my nose. Go blue Jays. Jack dont give up my friend. It aint over till the heavy set(politically correct) lady sings!!! Morning Jack

Jack Ellison

October 18, 2015 at 8:14 AM

The next 4 games belong to the Jays... no fear!!! Mark my words! YEE HAW!!!

Tim Smith

October 17, 2015 at 12:02 PM

Firm or loose she gave you care....created goose bumps and curled your hair...the jigglies didn't hide...what was inside....a perfect ten, no other lady could compare

Jack Ellison

October 18, 2015 at 8:12 AM

YOU KNOW IT, MY MAN!!! LOL

Carol Eastman

October 17, 2015 at 10:02 AM

She may have been an old hag... And droopy boobies were nothing about which to brag... Except she was a cow with a tail that did wag... And she sure could charm that bull we called Old Stag... And her milk was the sweetest you could snag...

Jack Ellison

October 18, 2015 at 8:11 AM

See! Carol explains, there good in everyone... LOL xxx