Best Interesting Poems
The comments we like for dessert
Are iambs that writers here blurt
But eating foul crunch
That slaughtered lambs munch
Tastes toxic like trumped-up bad dirt
Interesting,
was the man staring
at the painting with such enthrallment.
I went and stood beside him, curious,
he was attractive and very appealing,
and when he looked at me- I gave him my
best come-hither look.
oh, his voice was captivating . . .
I wanted to say something interesting,
something very thought-provoking,
to entrap him in my allurement,
but I just said hello,
I was riveted to him- intrigued.
Interesting,
he smiled, amused
then said, the painting was spellbinding.
Oh, so charming and fascinating, he was,
I tried to appear beguiling-
hoping he would take note of my beauty.
He invited me for café,
we had charisma, for sure,
our conversation was absorbing-
He was so interesting and engrossing,
and I was compelled to touch his hand . . .
Oh, when did I become a seducer?
The thirst, lust and desire,
was tantalizing and tempting-
Interesting.
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September 22, 2016
Poetry/Verse/Interesting
Copyright Protected, ID 16-831-873-0
All Rights Reserved. Written under Pseudonym.
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Once read that a kangaroo can't jump
Unless its tail is touching the ground
I've tried it and I couldn't jump either
I too was literally earthbound
Heaviest land mammal is the elephant
Weighing close to 8,000 pounds
Me mum-in-law comes in a close second
Those booms are her walking around
A quarter has 119 grooves on its edge
A dime has only 118 grooves
Bet you'll be able to sleep well tonight
This information tends to soothe
A whale's heart beats only 9 times a minute
Faster when they're having sex
Imagine the picture you guys are seeing
Afterward, smoking a cigarette
It's a little-known fact that baby robins
Eat 14 feet of worms a day
The heartburn these guys must be having
Need lotsa Pepto Bismol I'd say
If you decide to walk all the way to the sun
It would take you bout 2000 years
If someone started back in 18 A.D.
They're just about to burn up, I fear
In Turkey, back in the 16th century
Drinking coffee could get you hanged
Imagine if they killed you for that today
Populations would drop with a bang
Every 8 seconds, a new baby is born
Every 14 seconds there's a death
Suggest we all stop having sex every night
Coz there won't be any space left!
If he nodded at the president, hello,
the president would write it in his personal bio.
He told jokes to the Dalai Lama.
The Dalai laughed, even though they were about his mamma.
Once he threw out the opening pitch for a baseball game.
Two weeks later, he was inducted into the hall of fame.
If he was given a speeding violation,
the officer would put himself on probation.
After he works out at the gym on his own,
people bottle up his sweat and wear it as cologne.
If he painted a masterpiece,
DaVinci's value would decrease.
I don't always write poems, but when I do,
I prefer to be great, I hope you do too.
He scanned through the newspaper,
but couldn't find anything fascinating to read
or see, except for the obituaries.
He was very certain he had seen his tenant,
Mr. Wobbles, in a funeral list;
it showed the date, time, and venue
of the funeral. It also showed the names
of his family and relatives.
If his eyes serve him right,
he saw Mr. Wobbles in the TV, carrying
a dummy cheque of one million dollars;
he had won a one million jackpot.
Mr. Wobbles had lastly visited his house
three weeks back. Mr. Jones bought his TV
two weeks back. Mr. Wobbles therefore thought
Mr. Jones didn't know he had won a jackpot.
Woe unto Mr. Wobbles;
he was shocked to see Mr. Jones the following day,
with a counter book showing the months he
lived in the house for free....
Date of Publishing: 9/21/2016
Icicles point down at me, like chilly, frozen fingers
Naked lady flowers without leaves make me linger
Tongues of giraffes, long and black, stretching up so high
Eclipses of the sun and moon that block light from the sky
Rare photographs of ancient tribes that lived so long ago
Elegant hats that women wore with wide brims hanging low
Sightings claimed of UFO's, mysterious and hidden
Two headed cows and freaks of nature with curious conditions
Inky splashes of an octopus responding to a threat
Newborn baby's silky skin and fresh, soft scent
Growing curiosity in historic tales and events.
Written on 9/22/2016
Quite Interesting.
Why am I watching this show on T.V.?
Because it has Stephen Fry and he is so funny.
He is so intelligent, compared to me;
But QI is wonderfully informative.
I learn general knowledge and bits of nonsense;
But even the non-sensical starts to make sense.
Phil Jupitus and Bill Bailey say funny things,
Whilst Alan Davies just seems a bit dim.
This show is great; it’s so good to watch;
Thank Dave for playing QI so much.
They must be careful not to say the obvious answer,
Because the screen will buzz loud and bring much laughter.
They guessed you would say that,
When the real answer is stranger.
So stick your hands in a sharks gills,
To protect you from danger.
General Ignorance will catch them out
And make them say the wrong answer, no doubt.
So watch QI, it’s quite interesting;
It’s the comedy show that just keeps giving.
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Curiosity was aroused,
When interest got involved,
Thought paid attention to detail,
But had a problem and blamed fascination,
Attraction said that he believed in intrigue,
But it could’ve been captivations fault,
Just causing trouble!
Until excitement became too spellbinding,
Making everything tantalizing,
Tempting to lure, entrap and charm,
Get a grip said stimulation,
Before you become too enthusiastic,
Don’t show off your eagerness,
Or willingness for warmth and passion,
You will create a friction,
Vigours appetite got very hungry,
Wanting more stamina,
Sparkled for awhile,
But only for attention,
Started fitness training for power,
Until radiance blazed,
Thinking he was flash,
Causing a flame between them,
Attractiveness became amused,
Started entertaining,
But only out of compulsion,
He became to engrossed,
It was all very gripping and thrilling,
Everything worked out in the end,
Because exhilaration,
Made everybody happy.
25/09/2016
senators seeing stapled starkers
Loopholes. Lanky long. Llama Klamath llama please do not lean on those bent gables. For gables are gargling and gargling sounds very eerily similar to a gaggle of geese. Mission endeavour is a plane in a prism. A pram. Circling. But not a curdled crisp. Boot not a rebooted tooting train. For trains are teams and team is neither a steam locomotive nor a mystified heron on a penny farthing. Part board part hoard and a collapsing crash of hands. Figure a fakery is an idiomatic meaning of a didactic form of unilaterally placed flowers. And the beak says hi. But not before the fire arrives in a bowl of plankton. At noon. In a square. If travelling in a circular ship travel light and only carry one tray, one mug, a beaker, a wheel, and a supernaturally charged frog. Interesting to note how the enhanced forms of wit is involved in intergalactic war games. Playing on a two ton tea towel. Very very heavy. Heavy rock and heavy metal is in a school eating cereal at the back of a classroom. Haha. And the deafening boom of bell brings balls to halls and hallowed singing in a line. Youth yawn yearly. And a little micro dot of a hedgehog plays the bass guitar with a sparrow, a nine foot semi eroded dustbin, a mentally disturbed earwig, a corrupted cucumber, and a non digestible house brick. Wow. Such enlightenment from a factory of frozen peas. Hahaha the wine is in the winds. Hahaha message board secret speaking to a pen. Hahaha number of stolen goods dancing with the police. How apolitical and jar of gold coasting coats. Xxxxx Palladian ponies. Xxxxx geometrical gnome. Xxxxx synchronous swanky swans. X uncharacteristically z z z z z. At 689% of a slice of pear cider. Personified x
So
it was
that I recalled my physiological reaction
to the attending physician
who along with a group
of medical students accompanying
him on his daily rounds had
gathered around the foot
of my bed and he seemed to be asking
a lot of questions
to the students while
at the same time he was
physically examining me.
He asked me how I was doing so I told him,
" I'm doing okay".
Then I show him the toe. He looks at it and then asks the students to examine what appears to be some abnormality apparently.
This digit
at the end of my foot
was covered by a group
of students and some uninvited spore producing organisms
which apparently feed
on organic matter like the tip
of a toe nail.
Together the group looked at the nail one by one then stepped away until
the next student and then the next
managed to see for themselves.
Then the physician inquired to the interns "Is it the type found on the skin or the type found on the nail? He told the students it's medical name, "onychomycosis".
He looked at the toe once again before he moved on his brief inauspicious statement summarized the big picture.
"Interesting".
I was a baby
I was a boy
Now I am a man
many persons fan
I will be an old man
If I not die giving good bye
I am a son
I am a brother
I am too a lover
I am an uncle
I am a husband
I am a father
I will be a grand father
If I not die giving good bye
I am in relationships
I bear duties and responsibilities
I is an interesting concept of life
LOST IN TRANSLATION
‘May you live in interesting times,’
You might find it strange, could it mean crimes?
Does it make sense, that this is a curse,
How awful, how could it ever be worse!
A Chinese proverb, said with intent
To insult, this type of person is bent,
On causing or bringing you harm,
So never think, oh how sweet, what charm!
How many times must a scripture be read to us?
So many ways they suck em in to follow and trust.
We're led to believe that heaven is made of gold.
I say heaven is without don't trust what they`ve sold.
The purest of hate, most evil is Wiccan turned catholic black in red.
The weak, the blind, the burning glazed in dread.
All sheep follow the next, like that life of a drone.
The simple mind cannot help itself if it`s left all alone.
The priest, the pope, the father's, and every single bishop.
A fact them fu*kers spread suffering, I've had enough.
No longer can I just sit and have faith in a holy religion.
There's one thing I know, and that`s they have never given...
A holy father, or a graceful joyous place.
My mind expansion is like that of cosmic outer space.
Misplaced every single person that I loved that has died.
I know cuz I've tried, and tried and have only cried.
Most times I was wretched in my life.
But I was awakened so I'd realize such strife.
How many fathers would kill their own son with such brutal torture just to be a God.
Surely you must find this interesting, wicked, and odd.
You should look harder when there's much more mayhem.
Why do you continually contribute and constantly pay him?
The same song for 7411 years.
Is so weird, as the sight of the Seer`s
How many times can the same story be the savior of man.
Every age span gives life the same fu*king hand.
I've been to the place of my real grace,
It is not what you think.
It took lots of time,
It tore the deepest of pain.
For me to vomit the master of the my insane.
Took it all in then realized my misguided path of destruction.
They perform black magic under these cathedrals of corruption.
It was me who was wrong to have been so disarrayed.
Where was your God each and every time a child or woman was betrayed.
By a church of child molesters and the torturous murders of women throughout it`s entire existence,
There`s an absence of god`s love and his power he displayed Egypt, no interjections like exodus with no interference nor his holy assistance .
Divorced parents,
Family of five from both side,
Oldest one from both side,
Courage that runs inside her heart,
She does what she think is right,
Hope is all she got,
Only one who thinks outside of the box,
Who looks at th big image of life,
Who leads her way without following others,
Only one who changed her families religion,
To one she knows the best is right for her,
Only one who loves someone who is out of her culture,
She is eager to learn anything and everything,
She loves to study history of all countries,
She carries her camera every where she goes,
And every single day she finds something intersting,
She loves to take pictures,
She got ideas for being a creative like no others,
Art with all media's is her passion,
She feels she is different,
She feels like she doesn't blong here,
This girl like to know what do people who reads think of her poems,
This girl who you just read about is me.
A lonely creature content just to be,
Allured by the rooms that hide in the strange,
As one would see fit to rest with the sea—
Where time after time, we pine to exchange.
These fields that I lie in— seethe with regret,
These doors only lock from the other side,
If only the light had shone to forget—
The moon may have spurned to play with the tide.
But nevertheless, the chamber beckons,
The aether of now is wretched and frail,
Heaven and Hell will both drain the seconds—
For this shall renew my heart— either trail.
So, scatter blackbirds! And behold the door!
As nothingness splatters across the floor.