The Most Interesting Man In the World

If he nodded at the president, hello, the president would write it in his personal bio. He told jokes to the Dalai Lama. The Dalai laughed, even though they were about his mamma. Once he threw out the opening pitch for a baseball game. Two weeks later, he was inducted into the hall of fame. If he was given a speeding violation, the officer would put himself on probation. After he works out at the gym on his own, people bottle up his sweat and wear it as cologne. If he painted a masterpiece, DaVinci's value would decrease. I don't always write poems, but when I do, I prefer to be great, I hope you do too.