Best Injure Poems

Hi. As you have read my previous book, "How To Injure Yourself In Traffic", I now bring you 
the next portion of my collection. This is your guide on how to injure yourself while 
unclogging your toilet. Okay, here we go. First, you need to...

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Hi. My name is Daniel, and this is the guide on how to injure yourself severely in traffic. First, 
you must make a decision. Do you want to use a vehicle or walk? (Insert Decision) Okay, 
now (if you are using a car) get on...

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A young child is born innocent and sweet
A life that lies ahead many people to meet
Without a hair on his head
They bet on the colour as he lay in his bed.

Months as a baldy with no hair to be seen
Take a pick, any colour it...

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