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Best Bawdy Poems


Premium Member Apt Name Limericks Collaboration -Nb Some Poems Will Be Bawdy
COME ON SOUPER'S LETS HAVE SOME FUN AND MAKE FOLK SMILE DURING SUCH DIFFICULT TIMES FOR US ALL. THERE ARE LOTS MORE APT NAMES  - PLEASE SOUP MAIL POEMS AND I WILL ADD THEM 

My dentist is called Doctor Payne,
Who really lives up to...

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Categories: bawdy, giggle, jobs,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Chainsaw Blues - Bawdy Limerick Lol
There was a lumberjack from Borehamwood 
A chainsaw mishap took off his manhood
His Love life now a mess 
And it caused him great stress
So he made himself one out of some wood .  
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Categories: bawdy, funny, humor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Toeing the Line - Bawdy Limerick
Sue’s panties gave her so much woe -
She suffered from dire ‘camel toe’
But with help from soft plastic
Her new outline’s fantastic
It’s discrete and no one would know!

4/5/18...

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Categories: bawdy, body, clothes, humorous,
Form: Limerick

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry



Premium Member Our Bawdy Queen
Now, the time has come for bawdy things
from no other than our queen of queens.
	As she takes the throne,
	the crowd emits a groan.
This, the reign of the Queen of Obscenes.
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Categories: bawdy, fun, giggle, humor, silly,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Has Anyone Seen My Pussy - Bawdy Limerick
My Tomcat drives me up the walls
On neighbourhood kitties he calls
Sired more than one kitten
With sex he is smitten
He’s gonna be losing his balls!

A Funny or Bawdy Limerick Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Tania Kitchin
04/30/23...

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Categories: bawdy, humorous, pets,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Heavenly Body - Limerick Collaboration - Bawdy
A nubile young vicar named Jude
Was seen swimming, totally nude
The bishop said WOW
Just look at you now
Your assets - they need to be viewed!

Fiction write!

07-05-17

Invited him home for a drink
A toast as their glasses did clink
Robes down on the floor
Performing a chore...
How far will this...

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Categories: bawdy, body, humorous,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Clowning Around -Bawdy Limerick
I remember once dating a clown
In the sack he was such a let down
He was missing one ball
And his todger was small
It’s no wonder that he wore a frown!

11~12~17...

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Categories: bawdy, body, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Santa's Unexpected Gift For Mrs Claus - Bawdy Limerick
At Christmas he’s a busy chap -
and rarely has time for a nap
  But to his surprise
  He got a huge rise
When Mrs Claus sat on his lap!

Holiday Themed Limerick Poetry Contest

checked with how many syllables

8,8,5,5,8

(Mrs classed as 1 syllable on soup counter,...

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Categories: bawdy, christmas, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Tea For Two - Bawdy Limerick
Aunt Maureen burnt her huge left titty
She giggled, I don’t need any pity
I can still balance cups
On my pink pert pups
Hands free, I can now stroke my kitty

3/12/20...

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Categories: bawdy, giggle,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member what a shame about his name! - bawdy warning

A fella’s promoted at work
His office sign makes people smirk
It reads W. Anchor -
Head overseas banker
His shortened name drives him berserk

Work colleagues all know him as Billy
His parents name choice, was so silly
He's named William Anchor
It fills him with rancour
He's lucky he wasn't called Willie!...

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Categories: bawdy, humorous, irony, work,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Long distance lust - bawdy warning!
There was a horny man from Timbuktu.
Fell in love with a girl from Kathmandu.
Bursting with desire and lust.
Felt she's the one he can trust.
Asked for a game of sexy peekaboo.

Finally switched on their video chat,
but he realised he had been a prat.
Slowly lifting her pink...

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Categories: bawdy, fun,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Position Impossible Ii - Collaboration With Jan Allison - Bawdy Warning
Aunt Ethel said to Uncle Fred,
Let’s attempt the starfish in bed,
Old Ethel insisted,
Till Fred’s back got twisted,
They best stick to sleeping instead!

Original poem by Jan Allison

Fred couldn't stand and was writhing in pain
Ethel was mad and looked on with disdain
So he took a blue pill
Then...

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Categories: bawdy, humor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Old Bill - Bawdy Limerick
A sex mad codger named Bill
Swallowed a Viagra pill
His todger did rise - 
You should see the size
It sure gave his wife a thrill

17th Feb 2015...

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Categories: bawdy, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Wrestling With His Tights - Bawdy Limerick
A wrestler whose first name is Bill
Wears tights (but he’s over the hill)
He shoves down a sock
To enhance his cock
It sure gives the ladies a thrill!

Now Bill’s a really proud macho guy
And keeps grey hair at bay with black dye
Even though he’s a man
He wears...

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Categories: bawdy, body, clothes, for him,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Bawdy Limerick Ii
Her lady garden needed a mowing
His love juices were readily flowing 
He made it his mission
To get in position
Now his seed he is happily sowing

Written for Roy Jerden's bawdy Limerick II Contest
19th June 2014...

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Categories: bawdy, humorous,
Form: Limerick

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry