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Has Anyone Seen My Pussy - Bawdy Limerick

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When I worked in a restuarant I was so lucky to meet actress Molly Sugden from Are you being served. She was a lovely lady. The title of the poem is based on her most famous catch phrase

My Tomcat drives me up the walls On neighbourhood kitties he calls Sired more than one kitten With sex he is smitten He’s gonna be losing his balls! A Funny or Bawdy Limerick Poetry Contest Sponsored by Tania Kitchin 04/30/23

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John Read

Date: 6/19/2023 6:28:00 AM

They still show "Are you being served" on TV staring dear Mollie Sugden and her pussy. Old Tom had better behave then before he losses his balls. x

Ricky Muse

Date: 6/18/2023 9:08:00 AM

Lovely. I need to share this with my son. Thanks for sharing............peace!

J. Summers

Date: 6/7/2023 5:50:00 PM

Funny limerick. We watched “Being Served.” She was the best. John

Robert Lindley

Date: 6/7/2023 3:18:00 PM

AH, Tomcat doesn't think thrice about siring more mice, eh? Great limerick my friend. God bless....

Jan Allison
Date: 6/7/2023 3:40:00 PM

thanks Robert xx

David Fisher

Date: 5/13/2023 5:23:00 AM

Lol, a little catty against poor Tom. A great one indeed!

Jan Allison
Date: 6/7/2023 3:40:00 PM

thanks david xx

Sandra L. Weiss

Date: 5/12/2023 9:47:00 AM

Good job, Jan. A great limerick, with Molly's catch phrase. Nice touch. Congrats on all!

Jan Allison
Date: 6/7/2023 3:40:00 PM

thanks sandra xx

Jay Narain

Date: 5/9/2023 5:16:00 PM

Nice one. Congrats on your win.

Jan Allison
Date: 5/11/2023 5:19:00 AM

Thanks Jay:-) hugs Jan xx

Terry Flood

Date: 5/8/2023 12:48:00 PM

Congrats on your win, Jan. it’s almost like old times.

Jan Allison
Date: 5/11/2023 5:19:00 AM

EEEEKK only - 'almost' I better get my act together terry lol:-) hugs jan xx

Constance La France

Date: 5/8/2023 12:40:00 AM

Jan, love this and congratulations on your win in Tania's contest !

Jan Allison
Date: 5/11/2023 5:18:00 AM

Thanks Constance:-) hugs jan xx

Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 5/7/2023 6:01:00 PM

Bach with huge congratulations on your win Jan! :)

Jan Allison
Date: 5/11/2023 5:18:00 AM

Thanks Linda:-) hugs jan xx

Lin Lane

Date: 5/7/2023 5:19:00 PM

No surprise where this one would end up on the winning list. Congratulations, Jan.

Lin Lane
Date: 5/11/2023 7:05:00 AM

Not a chance.

Jan Allison
Date: 5/11/2023 5:17:00 AM

Thanks Lin I don't want to lose my Queen of poop crown lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 5/7/2023 3:46:00 PM

Way to go , my friend. This is how to make a comeback here. Congratulations

Jan Allison
Date: 5/11/2023 5:17:00 AM

I'm thrilled Andrea:-) hugs Jan xx

Tania Kitchin

Date: 5/7/2023 1:20:00 PM

Jan, congratulations on your first place win with your hilarious and bawdy limerick!

Jan Allison
Date: 5/11/2023 5:17:00 AM

Thank YOU so much for inspiring me to pick up my pen and write again:-) a million hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 5/3/2023 11:02:00 AM

my heck they even let you have a potd??? Way to go. Poor friend of mine Daver, who passed away, had his innocent pussy poem taken down!

Jan Allison
Date: 5/4/2023 7:51:00 AM

Oh I remember Daver he was a lovely man:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 5/3/2023 11:00:00 AM

Good one, my friend!! And so good to see you back here as well. Lucky you, the pussy word got past the system

Jan Allison
Date: 5/4/2023 7:51:00 AM

lol:-)

Deb M

Date: 5/3/2023 12:17:00 AM

Hehe lovely to see you back Jan with your wicked humour and fun nature! Well done on getting POTD!! Debx

Jan Allison
Date: 5/3/2023 12:20:00 AM

Deb thanks so much for dropping by I am thrilled to be writing poopy poems once more, Its been about 10 months since i was really active on the site but i see nothing has changed:-( hugs Jan xx

Susan Lawrence

Date: 5/2/2023 7:32:00 PM

So glad to see you back dear Jan with this bawdy limerick ! Your humor has been missed ! If Rico could read this now he would be applauding! Hugs , Susan :)

Jan Allison
Date: 5/3/2023 12:19:00 AM

aww Susan I so miss Rico, His bawdy limericks made mine look clean lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Charles Messina

Date: 5/2/2023 5:14:00 AM

OMG...you're back! ((Yay)) ...and you're back with a boom :) Congratulations on POTD, Jan. Wonderful to have you back dear friend...we missed you. Hugs // Charlie

Jan Allison
Date: 5/2/2023 10:27:00 AM

LOL Charles thanks for boosting my confidence with that comment, I intend to inject some much needed humour in to soup, I have been gone too long and I see the soup pot is a little stale hugs Jan xx

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 5/2/2023 4:00:00 AM

Hi Jan my first comment disappeared into never never land. Congratulations my friend on being awarded POTD, absolutely great - love each and every bawdy poem you have posted on soup, so l'm looking forward to reading all your future poems. Hugs, blessings, Jennifer.

Jan Allison
Date: 5/2/2023 10:25:00 AM

Thanks for dropping by again Jennifer, I did reply below! hugs Jan xx

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 5/2/2023 3:53:00 AM

hi dear Jan, Wr4ahat a wonderful surprise when i saw your comment about Putin on my page. I have missed your bawdy poems. CONGRATULATIONS on your POTD - hugely deserved. I hope you and hubby are both well, Hugs and Blessings, Jennifer.

Jan Allison
Date: 5/2/2023 3:57:00 AM

Thanks so much Jennifer, its good to be back xx:-) hugs jan x

Constance La France

Date: 5/1/2023 8:03:00 PM

Jan, congratulations on receiving the POEM OF THE DAY honor, now that's a big comeback !

Jan Allison
Date: 5/2/2023 3:47:00 AM

I was shocked and so delighted Constance - perhaps i should go for another 10 months lol:-) hugs jan xx

Janice Canerdy

Date: 5/1/2023 7:59:00 PM

Good, naughty limerick, Jan! CONGRATS on POTD. Janice

Jan Allison
Date: 5/2/2023 3:47:00 AM

I always try and put bawdy in the title so no one is under any illusion as to the contents lol:-) hugs jan xx

Pandita Sietesantos

Date: 5/1/2023 7:36:00 PM

Such a funny and very clever Limerick, Jan! You had me howling, lol! Love it! :) Thanks for the laughs!!! Hugs Pandita

Jan Allison
Date: 5/2/2023 3:46:00 AM

Thanks so much Pandita xx:-) hugs jan

Michelle Faulkner

Date: 5/1/2023 2:44:00 PM

So thrilled to see you back with a new one, Jan, your kitty sounds like quite the rascally romeo :) Many congrats on your POTD!

Jan Allison
Date: 5/1/2023 3:30:00 PM

Thanks Michelle I am so thrilled with the honour - no randy romeo for me - i am allergic to animal fur lol:-) hugs jan xx

Yann Rolland

Date: 5/1/2023 2:39:00 PM

so funny penning, i appreciate

Jan Allison
Date: 5/1/2023 3:29:00 PM

thanks for dropping by Yann x