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Chainsaw Blues - bawdy limerick LOL

There was a lumberjack from Borehamwood 
A chainsaw mishap took off his manhood
His Love life now a mess 
And it caused him great stress
So he made himself one out of some wood .  
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He went to bed one night full of desire
Sue his wife put on her sexy attire 
Things got steamy and hot 
He gave it all he got  
But with passion and friction it caught fire . 




Written 5th March 2019.

For make me actually LOL 2 poetry contest 

Sponsored by Nina Parmenter.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2019




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Date: 3/12/2019 1:37:00 AM
G'day Tom … I was questioned about what I was laughing at - bloody ripper Tom - Lindsay
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/12/2019 4:00:00 AM
Thanks Lindsay, things hotted up for sure but not what they had expected Tom
Date: 3/11/2019 2:45:00 PM
That was Mr. Bentwood Dick...an enjoyable read...
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/11/2019 2:50:00 PM
Haha , glad you enjoyed it Arturo. Tom.
Date: 3/10/2019 11:49:00 AM
Two great lims... congrats on potd..
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/10/2019 12:46:00 PM
Thanks very much S.O.,glad you liked it. Tom
Date: 3/10/2019 6:52:00 AM
Well, you have done what you were supposed to do with this clever Limerick. You have made me LOL. Great one, Tom. Love this...Charlie
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/10/2019 12:47:00 PM
Thanks Charlie, happy you enjoyed it. Tom.
Date: 3/10/2019 3:33:00 AM
Brilliant!! Well done Tom :-)
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/10/2019 3:43:00 AM
Thank you Lisa, glad you enjoyed the bawdy humour. Tom.
Date: 3/8/2019 7:46:00 PM
Cute... very cute.
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/9/2019 6:59:00 AM
Thanks Pashang, glad you enjoyed it. Tom.
Date: 3/8/2019 6:13:00 PM
funny and a great win!
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/9/2019 6:58:00 AM
Thank you Timothy. Tom
Date: 3/8/2019 10:30:00 AM
Ooh, what a predicament! Good and bawdy Limerick.
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/8/2019 10:50:00 AM
Thanks M.L., I had to tone it down a bit lol. Tom
Date: 3/7/2019 10:46:00 PM
This made me blush and giggle at the same time. :) Cute, clever and creative. Congratulations Tom, on this win- and Poem of the Day. ~ Brandy
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/8/2019 1:41:00 AM
Thank you very much Brandy, Glad I gave you a chuckle. Regards. Tom.
Date: 3/7/2019 7:22:00 PM
These are so funny Tom! I love them and see why they were honored with POTD! Congratulations Tom! Teriffic limericks! xxoo : )
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/8/2019 1:40:00 AM
Thanks Connie, glad you enjoyed the humour. Tom.
Date: 3/7/2019 6:59:00 PM
hey congrats on the POTD. Wow, and did it win with NIna? Sure hope so. It was GREAT
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/8/2019 1:40:00 AM
Thank you Andrea, it placed 6th, I made Nina laugh. Tom
Date: 3/7/2019 4:51:00 PM
And kudos for writing it on my birthday March 5th.... a fav.....
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/8/2019 1:39:00 AM
A happy belated birthday Robert, I hope you enjoyed the day. Tom.
Date: 3/7/2019 4:50:00 PM
Love it my friend, had to laugh and see the imagery. Congratulations of this fine limerick being awarded POTD..
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/8/2019 1:38:00 AM
Thank you very much Robert, glad I gave you a laugh with this bawdy limerick. Tom.
Date: 3/7/2019 12:48:00 PM
- Congratulations with p.o.t.d., Tom ! - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/7/2019 12:49:00 PM
Thank you Sunshine, Nina gave me the good news this morning. Tom.
Date: 3/7/2019 12:43:00 PM
Back with big congratulations on POTD.. Hugs Eve ~`*
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/7/2019 12:48:00 PM
Thank you very much Eve. Tom
Date: 3/7/2019 11:25:00 AM
Many congrats on POTD Tom:-) hugs Jan xx
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/7/2019 12:13:00 PM
Thanks Jan, was a nice surprise this morning. Tom.
Date: 3/7/2019 7:50:00 AM
Congratulations for POTD Tom :)
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/7/2019 7:56:00 AM
Thanks very much Heidi. Tom.
Date: 3/7/2019 7:25:00 AM
Tom, this is one of the funniest limericks I have ever read - a real deserved POTD - congratulations. Poetry hugs, Jennifer.
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JENNIFER PROXENOS
Date: 3/7/2019 10:22:00 AM
I also read it to my husband and he had a good laugh! Love, Jennifer.
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/7/2019 7:55:00 AM
Thanks very much Jennifer, happy you enjoyed the humour. Tom.
Date: 3/7/2019 7:21:00 AM
My congratulations Tom for your POTD. Well deserved.
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/7/2019 7:54:00 AM
Thanks again Victor. Tom.
Date: 3/7/2019 7:20:00 AM
Back with congrats on poem of the day, Tom.
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/7/2019 7:53:00 AM
Thanks very much Vijay,wasn't expecting it. Tom.
Date: 3/7/2019 7:19:00 AM
LOL!!! Oh well done Tom! Congratulations on POTD my friend :) xomo!
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/7/2019 7:52:00 AM
Thank you Maureen, I've been reading Jacks for a long time now and its rubbed off lol
Date: 3/7/2019 7:11:00 AM
Woody Wood Pecker is on (((FIRE)))...Congrats!!! on POTD!! Tommy...hopefully it was a cold winter night lol...^WW^
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Nina Parmenter
Date: 3/7/2019 1:07:00 PM
He won’t be getting his pecker up again in a hurry!
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/7/2019 7:49:00 AM
Thanks W.W. It was and they soon warmed up running around trying to put out the fire lol.
Date: 3/7/2019 6:45:00 AM
Hi Tom, I'm just coming back to say congratulations on getting the poem of the day:-) Alexis
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Alexis Y.
Date: 3/7/2019 7:48:00 AM
Congratulations on your win in the contest too:-) Alexis
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/7/2019 7:47:00 AM
Thanks Alexis, it was a nice surprise. Tom.
Date: 3/7/2019 6:40:00 AM
Did he whittle it or turn it on a lathe? Makes a big difference. Congratulations on a funny honor Tom...
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/7/2019 7:46:00 AM
Thanks Charlie, whittled it with an axe then couldn't find any sand paper lol. Tom
Date: 3/7/2019 5:42:00 AM
Lol... Congrats on POTD Tom..
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/7/2019 6:18:00 AM
Thanks very much Joseph. Tom.
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