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Chainsaw Blues - Bawdy Limerick Lol

There was a lumberjack from Borehamwood A chainsaw mishap took off his manhood His Love life now a mess And it caused him great stress So he made himself one out of some wood . ~ He went to bed one night full of desire Sue his wife put on her sexy attire Things got steamy and hot He gave it all he got But with passion and friction it caught fire . Written 5th March 2019. For make me actually LOL 2 poetry contest Sponsored by Nina Parmenter.

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Valsa George

Date: 5/2/2023 5:37:00 AM

Ha -----ha ! This makes me chuckle on end. How his attempt mifired and caught fire.... ! Too hilarious, dear Tom.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 5/2/2023 6:08:00 AM

Thank you very much Valsa, I'm happy you enjoyed the humour. Tom

Sara Kendrick

Date: 12/13/2021 6:25:00 AM

Creative work. I think you must have put a lot of thought into this one. Thanks for the visit to my page. Sara

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/13/2021 6:49:00 AM

Thank you very much Sara, im happy that you enjoyed the humour Enjoy your week ahead. Tom

Daniel Schack

Date: 11/13/2020 3:02:00 PM

Lovely living lines. See my sleazy sally and more.please comment.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/13/2020 3:08:00 PM

Thank you Daniel, happy you enjoyed it. Tom

Gershon Wolf

Date: 11/13/2020 1:21:00 PM

Don't remember seeing this one, Tom, which means that I missed one of your all-time best! What a rip-roarer! Superb! :) gw

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/13/2020 1:28:00 PM

Thank you very much Gershon, after I wrote that I added more stanzas and renamed it Jim The Lumberjack. You'll enjoy it. Hope you're well. Tom

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 11/1/2020 9:53:00 AM

oh I am searching and searching for a poem of yours I have not read. Checked your best poems and fell on this one which is fourth most popular at Soup. Then noticed I had responded to this one too. I think you have SO many great limericks, this top winner is like a model for all the others!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/1/2020 10:09:00 AM

Thank you Andrea, I extended the story and added more stanzas and called it Jim the lumberjack. Tom

Panagiota Romios

Date: 4/2/2019 8:17:00 PM

I love it Tom. A woodpecker! Lolololol. Panagiota

Tom Cunningham
Date: 4/3/2019 2:15:00 AM

Thanks Panagiota, glad you enjoyed it. Tom.

Darlene De Beaulieu

Date: 3/29/2019 9:53:00 AM

Hello Tom, you have a great imagination. That must have hurt big time! have a nice day my friend.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/29/2019 10:57:00 AM

Thank you Darlene, happy you enjoyed it. Tom

Ralph Sergi

Date: 3/29/2019 9:15:00 AM

Why wood you take that chance ha ha.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/29/2019 10:56:00 AM

Thank you Ralph, last I heard he was going to the steel works lol. Tom

Debbie Duncan

Date: 3/28/2019 6:13:00 PM

I like limericks :)

Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/29/2019 4:20:00 AM

Thank you Debbie, never wrote any until I joined soup. Tom

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 3/12/2019 1:37:00 AM

G'day Tom … I was questioned about what I was laughing at - bloody ripper Tom - Lindsay

Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/12/2019 4:00:00 AM

Thanks Lindsay, things hotted up for sure but not what they had expected Tom

Arturo Michael

Date: 3/11/2019 2:45:00 PM

That was Mr. Bentwood Dick...an enjoyable read...

Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/11/2019 2:50:00 PM

Haha , glad you enjoyed it Arturo. Tom.

Silent One

Date: 3/10/2019 11:49:00 AM

Two great lims... congrats on potd..

Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/10/2019 12:46:00 PM

Thanks very much S.O.,glad you liked it. Tom

Charles Messina

Date: 3/10/2019 6:52:00 AM

Well, you have done what you were supposed to do with this clever Limerick. You have made me LOL. Great one, Tom. Love this...Charlie

Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/10/2019 12:47:00 PM

Thanks Charlie, happy you enjoyed it. Tom.

Lisa Brown

Date: 3/10/2019 3:33:00 AM

Brilliant!! Well done Tom :-)

Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/10/2019 3:43:00 AM

Thank you Lisa, glad you enjoyed the bawdy humour. Tom.

Pashang Salehi

Date: 3/8/2019 7:46:00 PM

Cute... very cute.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/9/2019 6:59:00 AM

Thanks Pashang, glad you enjoyed it. Tom.

Timothy Mcguire

Date: 3/8/2019 6:13:00 PM

funny and a great win!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/9/2019 6:58:00 AM

Thank you Timothy. Tom

M. L. Kiser

Date: 3/8/2019 10:30:00 AM

Ooh, what a predicament! Good and bawdy Limerick.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/8/2019 10:50:00 AM

Thanks M.L., I had to tone it down a bit lol. Tom

Brandy Nicole

Date: 3/7/2019 10:46:00 PM

This made me blush and giggle at the same time. :) Cute, clever and creative. Congratulations Tom, on this win- and Poem of the Day. ~ Brandy

Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/8/2019 1:41:00 AM

Thank you very much Brandy, Glad I gave you a chuckle. Regards. Tom.

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 3/7/2019 7:22:00 PM

These are so funny Tom! I love them and see why they were honored with POTD! Congratulations Tom! Teriffic limericks! xxoo : )

Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/8/2019 1:40:00 AM

Thanks Connie, glad you enjoyed the humour. Tom.

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 3/7/2019 6:59:00 PM

hey congrats on the POTD. Wow, and did it win with NIna? Sure hope so. It was GREAT

Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/8/2019 1:40:00 AM

Thank you Andrea, it placed 6th, I made Nina laugh. Tom

Robert Lindley

Date: 3/7/2019 4:51:00 PM

And kudos for writing it on my birthday March 5th.... a fav.....

Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/8/2019 1:39:00 AM

A happy belated birthday Robert, I hope you enjoyed the day. Tom.

Robert Lindley

Date: 3/7/2019 4:50:00 PM

Love it my friend, had to laugh and see the imagery. Congratulations of this fine limerick being awarded POTD..

Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/8/2019 1:38:00 AM

Thank you very much Robert, glad I gave you a laugh with this bawdy limerick. Tom.

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 3/7/2019 12:48:00 PM

- Congratulations with p.o.t.d., Tom ! - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/7/2019 12:49:00 PM

Thank you Sunshine, Nina gave me the good news this morning. Tom.

Eve Roper

Date: 3/7/2019 12:43:00 PM

Back with big congratulations on POTD.. Hugs Eve ~`*

Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/7/2019 12:48:00 PM

Thank you very much Eve. Tom

Jan Allison

Date: 3/7/2019 11:25:00 AM

Many congrats on POTD Tom:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/7/2019 12:13:00 PM

Thanks Jan, was a nice surprise this morning. Tom.