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Chainsaw Blues - Bawdy Limerick Lol

There was a lumberjack from Borehamwood 
A chainsaw mishap took off his manhood
His Love life now a mess 
And it caused him great stress
So he made himself one out of some wood .  
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He went to bed one night full of desire
Sue his wife put on her sexy attire 
Things got steamy and hot 
He gave it all he got  
But with passion and friction it caught fire . 




Written 5th March 2019.

For make me actually LOL 2 poetry contest 

Sponsored by Nina Parmenter.

Copyright © Tom Cunningham | Year Posted 2019

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Valsa George Date: 5/2/2023 5:37:00 AM Ha -----ha ! This makes me chuckle on end. How his attempt mifired and caught fire.... ! Too hilarious, dear Tom. Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 5/2/2023 6:08:00 AM Thank you very much Valsa, I'm happy you enjoyed the humour. Tom

Sara Kendrick Date: 12/13/2021 6:25:00 AM Creative work. I think you must have put a lot of thought into this one. Thanks for the visit to my page. Sara Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 12/13/2021 6:49:00 AM Thank you very much Sara, im happy that you enjoyed the humour Enjoy your week ahead. Tom

Daniel Schack Date: 11/13/2020 3:02:00 PM Lovely living lines. See my sleazy sally and more.please comment. Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 11/13/2020 3:08:00 PM Thank you Daniel, happy you enjoyed it. Tom

Gershon Wolf Date: 11/13/2020 1:21:00 PM Don't remember seeing this one, Tom, which means that I missed one of your all-time best! What a rip-roarer! Superb! :) gw Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 11/13/2020 1:28:00 PM Thank you very much Gershon, after I wrote that I added more stanzas and renamed it Jim The Lumberjack. You'll enjoy it. Hope you're well. Tom

Andrea Dietrich Date: 11/1/2020 9:53:00 AM oh I am searching and searching for a poem of yours I have not read. Checked your best poems and fell on this one which is fourth most popular at Soup. Then noticed I had responded to this one too. I think you have SO many great limericks, this top winner is like a model for all the others! Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 11/1/2020 10:09:00 AM Thank you Andrea, I extended the story and added more stanzas and called it Jim the lumberjack. Tom

Panagiota Romios Date: 4/2/2019 8:17:00 PM I love it Tom. A woodpecker! Lolololol. Panagiota Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 4/3/2019 2:15:00 AM Thanks Panagiota, glad you enjoyed it. Tom.

Darlene De Beaulieu Date: 3/29/2019 9:53:00 AM Hello Tom, you have a great imagination. That must have hurt big time! have a nice day my friend. Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 3/29/2019 10:57:00 AM Thank you Darlene, happy you enjoyed it. Tom

Ralph Sergi Date: 3/29/2019 9:15:00 AM Why wood you take that chance ha ha. Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 3/29/2019 10:56:00 AM Thank you Ralph, last I heard he was going to the steel works lol. Tom

Debbie Duncan Date: 3/28/2019 6:13:00 PM I like limericks :) Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 3/29/2019 4:20:00 AM Thank you Debbie, never wrote any until I joined soup. Tom

Lindsay Laurie Date: 3/12/2019 1:37:00 AM G'day Tom … I was questioned about what I was laughing at - bloody ripper Tom - Lindsay Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 3/12/2019 4:00:00 AM Thanks Lindsay, things hotted up for sure but not what they had expected Tom

Arturo Michael Date: 3/11/2019 2:45:00 PM That was Mr. Bentwood Dick...an enjoyable read... Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 3/11/2019 2:50:00 PM Haha , glad you enjoyed it Arturo. Tom.

Silent One Date: 3/10/2019 11:49:00 AM Two great lims... congrats on potd.. Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 3/10/2019 12:46:00 PM Thanks very much S.O.,glad you liked it. Tom

Charles Messina Date: 3/10/2019 6:52:00 AM Well, you have done what you were supposed to do with this clever Limerick. You have made me LOL. Great one, Tom. Love this...Charlie Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 3/10/2019 12:47:00 PM Thanks Charlie, happy you enjoyed it. Tom.

Lisa Brown Date: 3/10/2019 3:33:00 AM Brilliant!! Well done Tom :-) Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 3/10/2019 3:43:00 AM Thank you Lisa, glad you enjoyed the bawdy humour. Tom.

Pashang Salehi Date: 3/8/2019 7:46:00 PM Cute... very cute. Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 3/9/2019 6:59:00 AM Thanks Pashang, glad you enjoyed it. Tom.

Timothy Mcguire Date: 3/8/2019 6:13:00 PM funny and a great win! Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 3/9/2019 6:58:00 AM Thank you Timothy. Tom

M. L. Kiser Date: 3/8/2019 10:30:00 AM Ooh, what a predicament! Good and bawdy Limerick. Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 3/8/2019 10:50:00 AM Thanks M.L., I had to tone it down a bit lol. Tom

Brandy Nicole Date: 3/7/2019 10:46:00 PM This made me blush and giggle at the same time. :) Cute, clever and creative. Congratulations Tom, on this win- and Poem of the Day. ~ Brandy Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 3/8/2019 1:41:00 AM Thank you very much Brandy, Glad I gave you a chuckle. Regards. Tom.

Connie Marcum Wong Date: 3/7/2019 7:22:00 PM These are so funny Tom! I love them and see why they were honored with POTD! Congratulations Tom! Teriffic limericks! xxoo : ) Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 3/8/2019 1:40:00 AM Thanks Connie, glad you enjoyed the humour. Tom.

Andrea Dietrich Date: 3/7/2019 6:59:00 PM hey congrats on the POTD. Wow, and did it win with NIna? Sure hope so. It was GREAT Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 3/8/2019 1:40:00 AM Thank you Andrea, it placed 6th, I made Nina laugh. Tom

Robert Lindley Date: 3/7/2019 4:51:00 PM And kudos for writing it on my birthday March 5th.... a fav..... Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 3/8/2019 1:39:00 AM A happy belated birthday Robert, I hope you enjoyed the day. Tom.

Robert Lindley Date: 3/7/2019 4:50:00 PM Love it my friend, had to laugh and see the imagery. Congratulations of this fine limerick being awarded POTD.. Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 3/8/2019 1:38:00 AM Thank you very much Robert, glad I gave you a laugh with this bawdy limerick. Tom.

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 3/7/2019 12:48:00 PM - Congratulations with p.o.t.d., Tom ! - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 3/7/2019 12:49:00 PM Thank you Sunshine, Nina gave me the good news this morning. Tom.

Eve Roper Date: 3/7/2019 12:43:00 PM Back with big congratulations on POTD.. Hugs Eve ~`* Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 3/7/2019 12:48:00 PM Thank you very much Eve. Tom

Jan Allison Date: 3/7/2019 11:25:00 AM Many congrats on POTD Tom:-) hugs Jan xx Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 3/7/2019 12:13:00 PM Thanks Jan, was a nice surprise this morning. Tom.

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