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Chainsaw Blues - bawdy limerick LOL

There was a lumberjack from Borehamwood A chainsaw mishap took off his manhood His Love life now a mess And it caused him great stress So he made himself one out of some wood . ~ He went to bed one night full of desire Sue his wife put on her sexy attire Things got steamy and hot He gave it all he got But with passion and friction it caught fire . Written 5th March 2019. For make me actually LOL 2 poetry contest Sponsored by Nina Parmenter.

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Date: 11/13/2020 3:02:00 PM
Lovely living lines. See my sleazy sally and more.please comment.
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/13/2020 3:08:00 PM
Thank you Daniel, happy you enjoyed it. Tom
Date: 11/13/2020 1:21:00 PM
Don't remember seeing this one, Tom, which means that I missed one of your all-time best! What a rip-roarer! Superb! :) gw
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/13/2020 1:28:00 PM
Thank you very much Gershon, after I wrote that I added more stanzas and renamed it Jim The Lumberjack. You'll enjoy it. Hope you're well. Tom
Date: 11/1/2020 9:53:00 AM
oh I am searching and searching for a poem of yours I have not read. Checked your best poems and fell on this one which is fourth most popular at Soup. Then noticed I had responded to this one too. I think you have SO many great limericks, this top winner is like a model for all the others!
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/1/2020 10:09:00 AM
Thank you Andrea, I extended the story and added more stanzas and called it Jim the lumberjack. Tom
Date: 4/2/2019 8:17:00 PM
I love it Tom. A woodpecker! Lolololol. Panagiota
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 4/3/2019 2:15:00 AM
Thanks Panagiota, glad you enjoyed it. Tom.
Date: 3/29/2019 9:53:00 AM
Hello Tom, you have a great imagination. That must have hurt big time! have a nice day my friend.
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/29/2019 10:57:00 AM
Thank you Darlene, happy you enjoyed it. Tom
Date: 3/29/2019 9:15:00 AM
Why wood you take that chance ha ha.
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/29/2019 10:56:00 AM
Thank you Ralph, last I heard he was going to the steel works lol. Tom
Date: 3/28/2019 6:13:00 PM
I like limericks :)
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/29/2019 4:20:00 AM
Thank you Debbie, never wrote any until I joined soup. Tom
Date: 3/12/2019 1:37:00 AM
G'day Tom … I was questioned about what I was laughing at - bloody ripper Tom - Lindsay
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/12/2019 4:00:00 AM
Thanks Lindsay, things hotted up for sure but not what they had expected Tom
Date: 3/11/2019 2:45:00 PM
That was Mr. Bentwood Dick...an enjoyable read...
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/11/2019 2:50:00 PM
Haha , glad you enjoyed it Arturo. Tom.
Date: 3/10/2019 11:49:00 AM
Two great lims... congrats on potd..
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/10/2019 12:46:00 PM
Thanks very much S.O.,glad you liked it. Tom
Date: 3/10/2019 6:52:00 AM
Well, you have done what you were supposed to do with this clever Limerick. You have made me LOL. Great one, Tom. Love this...Charlie
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Date: 3/10/2019 12:47:00 PM
Thanks Charlie, happy you enjoyed it. Tom.
Date: 3/10/2019 3:33:00 AM
Brilliant!! Well done Tom :-)
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/10/2019 3:43:00 AM
Thank you Lisa, glad you enjoyed the bawdy humour. Tom.
Date: 3/8/2019 7:46:00 PM
Cute... very cute.
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/9/2019 6:59:00 AM
Thanks Pashang, glad you enjoyed it. Tom.
Date: 3/8/2019 6:13:00 PM
funny and a great win!
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/9/2019 6:58:00 AM
Thank you Timothy. Tom
Date: 3/8/2019 10:30:00 AM
Ooh, what a predicament! Good and bawdy Limerick.
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/8/2019 10:50:00 AM
Thanks M.L., I had to tone it down a bit lol. Tom
Date: 3/7/2019 10:46:00 PM
This made me blush and giggle at the same time. :) Cute, clever and creative. Congratulations Tom, on this win- and Poem of the Day. ~ Brandy
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/8/2019 1:41:00 AM
Thank you very much Brandy, Glad I gave you a chuckle. Regards. Tom.
Date: 3/7/2019 7:22:00 PM
These are so funny Tom! I love them and see why they were honored with POTD! Congratulations Tom! Teriffic limericks! xxoo : )
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/8/2019 1:40:00 AM
Thanks Connie, glad you enjoyed the humour. Tom.
Date: 3/7/2019 6:59:00 PM
hey congrats on the POTD. Wow, and did it win with NIna? Sure hope so. It was GREAT
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/8/2019 1:40:00 AM
Thank you Andrea, it placed 6th, I made Nina laugh. Tom
Date: 3/7/2019 4:51:00 PM
And kudos for writing it on my birthday March 5th.... a fav.....
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/8/2019 1:39:00 AM
A happy belated birthday Robert, I hope you enjoyed the day. Tom.
Date: 3/7/2019 4:50:00 PM
Love it my friend, had to laugh and see the imagery. Congratulations of this fine limerick being awarded POTD..
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/8/2019 1:38:00 AM
Thank you very much Robert, glad I gave you a laugh with this bawdy limerick. Tom.
Date: 3/7/2019 12:48:00 PM
- Congratulations with p.o.t.d., Tom ! - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/7/2019 12:49:00 PM
Thank you Sunshine, Nina gave me the good news this morning. Tom.
Date: 3/7/2019 12:43:00 PM
Back with big congratulations on POTD.. Hugs Eve ~`*
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/7/2019 12:48:00 PM
Thank you very much Eve. Tom
Date: 3/7/2019 11:25:00 AM
Many congrats on POTD Tom:-) hugs Jan xx
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/7/2019 12:13:00 PM
Thanks Jan, was a nice surprise this morning. Tom.
Date: 3/7/2019 7:50:00 AM
Congratulations for POTD Tom :)
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/7/2019 7:56:00 AM
Thanks very much Heidi. Tom.
Date: 3/7/2019 7:25:00 AM
Tom, this is one of the funniest limericks I have ever read - a real deserved POTD - congratulations. Poetry hugs, Jennifer.
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JENNIFER PROXENOS
Date: 3/7/2019 10:22:00 AM
I also read it to my husband and he had a good laugh! Love, Jennifer.
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/7/2019 7:55:00 AM
Thanks very much Jennifer, happy you enjoyed the humour. Tom.
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