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Tea For Two - Bawdy Limerick

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I'M INDEBTED TO LIN LANE FOR SENDING THIS PICTURE TO INSPIRE ME

Aunt Maureen burnt her huge left titty She giggled, I don’t need any pity I can still balance cups On my pink pert pups Hands free, I can now stroke my kitty 3/12/20

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Mark Koplin

Date: 3/26/2020 10:09:00 AM

Oh my! That's awesome. I so enjoy your work. Thanks for the smile today Jan. Great poem!

Quoth Theraven

Date: 3/18/2020 11:59:00 PM

Jan, This Limerick has a familiar feel to it..,great photo from our poet friend Lin. The comments are the icing on the dress..er cake. -Richard

Kenneth Cheney

Date: 3/18/2020 1:16:00 PM

Top shelf write there. Great limerick.

Gershon Wolf

Date: 3/17/2020 10:02:00 PM

Whoa! All hands on deck... Whew! Smiles, gw

M. L. Kiser

Date: 3/16/2020 8:42:00 PM

I have to go to the toilet now. Wasn't expecting that.

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 3/15/2020 12:47:00 PM

Oh Jan, you gave me a good laugh my friend - we need more poems like this with the global strain we are all going through. Blessings, Jennifer.

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 3/14/2020 9:06:00 AM

Oh my, now that’s funny. Hugs Rick.

Tania Kitchin

Date: 3/14/2020 5:08:00 AM

Ha ha, love it! Hugs

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 3/13/2020 11:01:00 PM

G'day Jan ... if you don't get a giggle with this limerick, you'll never giggle at anything - great Jan - Lindsay

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 3/13/2020 5:27:00 PM

Fantastic limerick, Jan!! How ARE you, my sweet friend?

Rico Leffanta

Date: 3/13/2020 1:48:00 PM

Aye, but no way can she see it! Still, Braille is good, right? Aloha! Rico

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 3/13/2020 10:01:00 AM

This one is HILARIOUS! Hilarity at her best. Love the photo too!

Line Gauthier

Date: 3/13/2020 8:31:00 AM

Bawdy is not my favorite genre~ but damn girl, you knocked this one out of the park.

John Lawless

Date: 3/12/2020 8:36:00 PM

Thank you so much for this much needed limerick laugh. This is, as we say in Boston "Wicked Pissa"

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 3/12/2020 7:19:00 PM

This is a classic Limerick Jan and a Fave! Lol. Lin knows brilliant you are! I loved it! xxoo

Ronald D Thompson

Date: 3/12/2020 5:44:00 PM

I would be worried if she asked me if i'd like milk in my tea!! Great poem Jan, love the humour! best...Ron xx

Jan Allison
Date: 3/12/2020 6:09:00 PM

ha ha ha hilarious comment Ronald:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 3/12/2020 4:47:00 PM

Haha this is a gem Jan. Judging by the size I'd say she's a T. Cup lol. Tom

Jan Allison
Date: 3/12/2020 5:02:00 PM

omg tom that his a hilarious comment lol:-) got tears here thanks lol wish I'd thought of that lol:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 3/12/2020 3:29:00 PM

- ...omg ... :)))) - What does the kitty say? ..... miaow :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 3/12/2020 3:40:00 PM

LOL I thought you would appreciate this one i had fun writing the poem:-) hugs jan stay safe my friend xxx