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I'M INDEBTED TO LIN LANE FOR SENDING THIS PICTURE TO INSPIRE ME

Aunt Maureen burnt her huge left titty She giggled, I don’t need any pity I can still balance cups On my pink pert pups Hands free, I can now stroke my kitty 3/12/20

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Date: 3/26/2020 10:09:00 AM
Oh my! That's awesome. I so enjoy your work. Thanks for the smile today Jan. Great poem!
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Date: 3/18/2020 11:59:00 PM
Jan, This Limerick has a familiar feel to it..,great photo from our poet friend Lin. The comments are the icing on the dress..er cake. -Richard
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Date: 3/18/2020 1:16:00 PM
Top shelf write there. Great limerick.
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Date: 3/17/2020 10:02:00 PM
Whoa! All hands on deck... Whew! Smiles, gw
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Date: 3/16/2020 8:42:00 PM
I have to go to the toilet now. Wasn't expecting that.
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Date: 3/15/2020 12:47:00 PM
Oh Jan, you gave me a good laugh my friend - we need more poems like this with the global strain we are all going through. Blessings, Jennifer.
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Date: 3/14/2020 9:06:00 AM
Oh my, now that’s funny. Hugs Rick.
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Date: 3/14/2020 5:08:00 AM
Ha ha, love it! Hugs
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Date: 3/13/2020 11:01:00 PM
G'day Jan ... if you don't get a giggle with this limerick, you'll never giggle at anything - great Jan - Lindsay
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Date: 3/13/2020 5:27:00 PM
Fantastic limerick, Jan!! How ARE you, my sweet friend?
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Date: 3/13/2020 1:48:00 PM
Aye, but no way can she see it! Still, Braille is good, right? Aloha! Rico
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Date: 3/13/2020 10:01:00 AM
This one is HILARIOUS! Hilarity at her best. Love the photo too!
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Date: 3/13/2020 8:31:00 AM
Bawdy is not my favorite genre~ but damn girl, you knocked this one out of the park.
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Date: 3/12/2020 8:36:00 PM
Thank you so much for this much needed limerick laugh. This is, as we say in Boston "Wicked Pissa"
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Date: 3/12/2020 7:19:00 PM
This is a classic Limerick Jan and a Fave! Lol. Lin knows brilliant you are! I loved it! xxoo
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Date: 3/12/2020 5:44:00 PM
I would be worried if she asked me if i'd like milk in my tea!! Great poem Jan, love the humour! best...Ron xx
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 3/12/2020 6:09:00 PM
ha ha ha hilarious comment Ronald:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 3/12/2020 4:47:00 PM
Haha this is a gem Jan. Judging by the size I'd say she's a T. Cup lol. Tom
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 3/12/2020 5:02:00 PM
omg tom that his a hilarious comment lol:-) got tears here thanks lol wish I'd thought of that lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 3/12/2020 3:29:00 PM
- ...omg ... :)))) - What does the kitty say? ..... miaow :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 3/12/2020 3:40:00 PM
LOL I thought you would appreciate this one i had fun writing the poem:-) hugs jan stay safe my friend xxx