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Tea For Two - Bawdy Limerick

Aunt Maureen burnt her huge left titty
She giggled, I don’t need any pity
I can still balance cups
On my pink pert pups
Hands free, I can now stroke my kitty

3/12/20

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Mark Koplin Date: 3/26/2020 10:09:00 AM Oh my! That's awesome. I so enjoy your work. Thanks for the smile today Jan. Great poem! Login to Reply

Quoth Theraven Date: 3/18/2020 11:59:00 PM Jan, This Limerick has a familiar feel to it..,great photo from our poet friend Lin. The comments are the icing on the dress..er cake. -Richard Login to Reply

Kenneth Cheney Date: 3/18/2020 1:16:00 PM Top shelf write there. Great limerick. Login to Reply

Gershon Wolf Date: 3/17/2020 10:02:00 PM Whoa! All hands on deck... Whew! Smiles, gw Login to Reply

M. L. Kiser Date: 3/16/2020 8:42:00 PM I have to go to the toilet now. Wasn't expecting that. Login to Reply

Jennifer Proxenos Date: 3/15/2020 12:47:00 PM Oh Jan, you gave me a good laugh my friend - we need more poems like this with the global strain we are all going through. Blessings, Jennifer. Login to Reply

Richard Lamoureux Date: 3/14/2020 9:06:00 AM Oh my, now that’s funny. Hugs Rick. Login to Reply

Tania Kitchin Date: 3/14/2020 5:08:00 AM Ha ha, love it! Hugs Login to Reply

Lindsay Laurie Date: 3/13/2020 11:01:00 PM G'day Jan ... if you don't get a giggle with this limerick, you'll never giggle at anything - great Jan - Lindsay Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 3/13/2020 5:27:00 PM Fantastic limerick, Jan!! How ARE you, my sweet friend? Login to Reply

Rico Leffanta Date: 3/13/2020 1:48:00 PM Aye, but no way can she see it! Still, Braille is good, right? Aloha! Rico Login to Reply

Caren Krutsinger Date: 3/13/2020 10:01:00 AM This one is HILARIOUS! Hilarity at her best. Love the photo too! Login to Reply

Line Gauthier Date: 3/13/2020 8:31:00 AM Bawdy is not my favorite genre~ but damn girl, you knocked this one out of the park. Login to Reply

John Lawless Date: 3/12/2020 8:36:00 PM Thank you so much for this much needed limerick laugh. This is, as we say in Boston "Wicked Pissa" Login to Reply

Connie Marcum Wong Date: 3/12/2020 7:19:00 PM This is a classic Limerick Jan and a Fave! Lol. Lin knows brilliant you are! I loved it! xxoo Login to Reply

Ronald D Thompson Date: 3/12/2020 5:44:00 PM I would be worried if she asked me if i'd like milk in my tea!! Great poem Jan, love the humour! best...Ron xx Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/12/2020 6:09:00 PM ha ha ha hilarious comment Ronald:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham Date: 3/12/2020 4:47:00 PM Haha this is a gem Jan. Judging by the size I'd say she's a T. Cup lol. Tom Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/12/2020 5:02:00 PM omg tom that his a hilarious comment lol:-) got tears here thanks lol wish I'd thought of that lol:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 3/12/2020 3:29:00 PM - ...omg ... :)))) - What does the kitty say? ..... miaow :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/12/2020 3:40:00 PM LOL I thought you would appreciate this one i had fun writing the poem:-) hugs jan stay safe my friend xxx