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A sex mad codger named Bill Swallowed a Viagra pill His todger did rise - You should see the size It sure gave his wife a thrill 17th Feb 2015

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James Fraser

Date: 2/20/2015 11:21:00 AM

Haha, another funny one, golly girl, your on a comedy roll these past few days. Glad I've caught up on your souper dooper poetry. Hugs, James xxx

Jan Allison
Date: 2/20/2015 11:23:00 AM

Despite the sadness I am suffering James I still try and retain a sense of humour:-) If I can make others smile it make it all worth while:-) Hugs jan xx

Gwen Benita Mason Gibbs

Date: 2/19/2015 9:24:00 AM

Cute, I love your humor

Jan Allison
Date: 2/20/2015 11:22:00 AM

Thanks so much Gwen:-) hugs Jan xx

Paul Schneiter

Date: 2/19/2015 7:55:00 AM

Jan, This is hilarious (you are SO versatile). It reminds of something I once read about an elderly couple in bed and the wife feeling old age creeping up on her.

Jan Allison
Date: 2/19/2015 9:20:00 AM

Ha ha I love that joke Paul - I love writing with humour - last night I wrote/part wrote 8 poems in an hour - 4 of the limericks just need a final line:-) ! hugs Jan xxx

Maurice Rigoler

Date: 2/18/2015 8:43:00 PM

Hahaha! Didn't know viagra increased size? Learn something every day. Glad you got a laugh from Lillie the Pooch. Keep writing and making us laugh. / M

Jan Allison
Date: 2/19/2015 4:20:00 AM

I don't know if it does Maurice - just my fertile imagination and poetic licence lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Daver Austin

Date: 2/18/2015 10:35:00 AM

Us old codgers be dangerous and especially with viagara. With me, though,just call the doctor, four hours is out of the question. Got a kick out of this one. Love, daver

Jan Allison
Date: 2/18/2015 6:11:00 PM

Lol Daver:-) Hugs Jan xxx

Demetrios Trifiatis

Date: 2/18/2015 3:46:00 AM

Hilarious! Thrilling for the lady! Gloryfying for you, dear Jan! Still laughing!

Jan Allison
Date: 2/18/2015 4:38:00 AM

Thanks Demetrios I do like to write with humour if I can:-) Hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 2/17/2015 11:33:00 PM

VERY good one, my friend. ME LIKEY!!

Jan Allison
Date: 2/18/2015 4:38:00 AM

Made me smile when i wrote this and the nightie one on Saturday:-) Hugs jan xx

Rhonda Johnson-Saunders

Date: 2/17/2015 9:45:00 PM

LOL...Jan, you're a riot! Hilarious...hugs :))

Jan Allison
Date: 2/18/2015 4:37:00 AM

Thanks Rhonda:-) Hugs Jan xx

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 2/17/2015 7:50:00 PM

Jan, this is so cute....the picture and Limerick together CLASSIC!

Jan Allison
Date: 2/18/2015 4:36:00 AM

Thanks Connie:-) Hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith

Date: 2/17/2015 4:15:00 PM

oh my...so many limericks today...fabulous...hugs Tim

Jan Allison
Date: 2/17/2015 4:18:00 PM

I wrote this on Saturday with my nightie night one and the sad forgiveness poem Tim - I never know where my muse will take me:-) Hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer

Date: 2/17/2015 4:03:00 PM

ha! very funny, jan! you sure have the gift!

Jan Allison
Date: 2/17/2015 4:09:00 PM

I love to write with humour whenever I can Ilene:-) I try not to be too rude just a little cheeky lol:-) Hugs Jan xxx

Janet Eaton

Date: 2/17/2015 1:46:00 PM

I love this Jan. Still laughing. I saw Mystic's response as well. 7x7 from me Janet

Jan Allison
Date: 2/17/2015 1:51:00 PM

Thanks Janet my muse was all over the place on Saturday night I wrote this the nightie one and the forgiveness one in about 40 mins - never know where my pen will take me at the moment:-) Hugs jan xx

Paul Callus

Date: 2/17/2015 1:25:00 PM

What can I say Jan! You sure gave us a splitting thrill:) I can already see this winning the next bawdy limerick contest. hugs // paul

Jan Allison
Date: 2/17/2015 1:45:00 PM

LOL Paul after Roy's none humourous limerick contest it seems to have gone rather quiet on the humourous limerick front - I wrote one for the spring contest = not sure if I dare post it - it wont be for the contest anyway lol:-) Hugs jan

Barbara Gorelick

Date: 2/17/2015 1:17:00 PM

My goodness,what is in the air today? Hysterical..BG

Jan Allison
Date: 2/17/2015 1:44:00 PM

lol Barbara:-) Hugs Jan xxx

Casarah Nance

Date: 2/17/2015 12:19:00 PM

HAHAHA thats great

Jan Allison
Date: 2/17/2015 12:23:00 PM

Cheers Cas:-) Hugs Jan xx

Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty

Date: 2/17/2015 12:18:00 PM

How could you be so sure about the size Jan?

Jan Allison
Date: 2/17/2015 12:23:00 PM

Err I may be old Rajat.. but my hubby is Bob not Bill lol:-) Hugs jan xx

Shane Cooper

Date: 2/17/2015 12:03:00 PM

Eileen it is not the size but the way in which it is applied that counts. Maybe? Great write from our little ninja Naj, it is good to see your spirits high and humour to the fore. Really enjoyed this one. LOL. Love Shane xxx

Jan Allison
Date: 2/17/2015 12:22:00 PM

I wrote it on Saturday with my nightie one and the deep sad one about forgiveness - just have to go with the flow:-) Hugs jan xx

Jan Allison
Date: 2/17/2015 12:19:00 PM

Njeri Hunjeri

Date: 2/17/2015 11:39:00 AM

Hahaha I enjoyed this read. Nice one

Jan Allison
Date: 2/17/2015 12:22:00 PM

Thanks Njeri:-) Hugs jan xx

Eileen Manassian

Date: 2/17/2015 11:34:00 AM

OH DEAR OH DEAR OH DEAR! Happy for the wifie!!! ;) Hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 2/17/2015 12:21:00 PM

LOL Eileen - I wrote this and another limerick on Saturday along with my deep dad write for the forgiveness - I just have to go with the flow of my muse lol:-) Hugs Jan xxx