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Bawdy Limerick Ii

Her lady garden needed a mowing His love juices were readily flowing He made it his mission To get in position Now his seed he is happily sowing Written for Roy Jerden's bawdy Limerick II Contest 19th June 2014

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Kp Nunez

Date: 2/10/2015 8:28:00 PM

LOL! I'm on my day's second cup and on a break, just had to take a peek...and would have been scalded, thanks for the heads up, Your Royal Naughtiness! I would have been surprised if you didn't win. Still quivering chin...and smiles from the land of thousand isles...Kim:)

Jan Allison
Date: 2/11/2015 3:03:00 AM

I'm not naughty Kim - its just a rumour lol :-) Hugs Jan xx

Shane Cooper

Date: 1/1/2015 7:34:00 PM

Ha ha ha ha! Well it certainly is Bawdy. You can turn your hand to anything. just brilliant. love Shane xxx

Jan Allison
Date: 1/1/2015 7:39:00 PM

Oh reading this again made me blush but I have to admit I do love this write - I do try and write with humour as much as possible:-) Hugs jan xx

James Fraser

Date: 11/10/2014 4:41:00 PM

How have I missed this one. Need I say it flowed and flowed, as this Limerick showed. Love it Jan, James :) xx

Jan Allison
Date: 11/11/2014 2:08:00 PM

lol James:-) Hugs Jan x

James Fraser
Date: 11/10/2014 5:02:00 PM

I think I'll invent small Corgi sized battery operated lawnmowers. I betcha no one has thought of this, mm - I'll call them Lawn-dry Mowers - James :) xx

Jan Allison
Date: 11/10/2014 4:58:00 PM

LOL James I had fun writing this one and got a first for it :-) Hugs Jan xxx

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 7/23/2014 5:55:00 PM

Things are not getting better.. I'm a little fine though..PD

Jan Allison
Date: 7/23/2014 5:56:00 PM

I send you my love and hugs Linda hope things get better for us both my friend. Jan xxx

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 7/8/2014 11:37:00 PM

Hello Jan, , Congratulations, on your awesome win. Always~ Linda

Jan Allison
Date: 7/9/2014 2:21:00 AM

Thanks Linda hope things are good for you. Hugs Jan xx

David Fisher

Date: 7/8/2014 8:21:00 PM

This was definitely owing a win, Jan. Nicely done and defines the theme well.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/9/2014 2:20:00 AM

Thanks for the lovely comment David. Hugs Jan xx

S.Jagathsimhan Nair

Date: 7/8/2014 5:08:00 AM

What about weeding?, lol, nice one, congrats on the top win.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/8/2014 7:29:00 AM

LOL thanks for dropping by Hugs Jan xx

Tim Ryerson

Date: 7/7/2014 6:06:00 PM

Hilarious! (I wonder if any of his seeds sprouted?) Congrats my friend - Tim

Jan Allison
Date: 7/8/2014 12:58:00 AM

LOL I wonder too Tim thanks for the lovely comment. Hugs Jan xx

Casarah Nance

Date: 7/7/2014 10:12:00 AM

Kudos on the win my friend I love it :)

Jan Allison
Date: 7/7/2014 10:38:00 AM

Thanks Casarah. Hugs Jan xx

Robert Johnson

Date: 7/7/2014 9:04:00 AM

Congratulations on your showing. :)

Jan Allison
Date: 7/7/2014 9:12:00 AM

Thanks Robert. Hugs Jan x

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 7/7/2014 8:22:00 AM

YOu did fantastic with yours. BIG congrats.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/7/2014 8:27:00 AM

Thanks Andrea am really pleased to get top spot:-) Hugs Jan x

Barbara Gorelick

Date: 7/7/2014 7:26:00 AM

Oh MY, this is awesome...congrats on a very bawdy win. BG

Jan Allison
Date: 7/7/2014 7:48:00 AM

thanks Barbara for your lovely comment. hugs Jan xx

Dr. Upma A. Sharma

Date: 7/7/2014 6:24:00 AM

Congrats on top place Jan! Well penned!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/7/2014 6:32:00 AM

Thanks for the lovely comment Dr Sharma. Hugs Jan xx

Dr.Ram Mehta

Date: 7/7/2014 5:50:00 AM

Hahaha, getting in a position, Jan, congrats on the win

Jan Allison
Date: 7/7/2014 6:31:00 AM

LOL Thanks for the comment Dr Mehta that made me giggle! Hugs Jan xxx

Tim Smith

Date: 7/6/2014 7:12:00 PM

congrats Jan on the top spot...hugs Tim

Jan Allison
Date: 7/7/2014 2:54:00 AM

Thanks Tim. Hugs Jan xx

Seren Roberts

Date: 7/6/2014 7:07:00 PM

Well done. Jan.......Seren

Jan Allison
Date: 7/7/2014 2:54:00 AM

Thanks Seren:-) Hugs Jan x

Carrie Richards

Date: 7/6/2014 5:53:00 PM

Hope it wasn't a weed !!! Good one,, ...congrats to you Jan!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/6/2014 5:53:00 PM

LOl thanks for dropping by Carrie. hugs Jan xxx

Olive Eloisa Guillermo - Fraser

Date: 7/6/2014 4:17:00 PM

Bravo Jan!!! See those witty naughtiness go!! :D

Jan Allison
Date: 7/6/2014 4:28:00 PM

Thanks as ever Olive for your lovely comment. Hugs Jan xxx

Andrew Loud

Date: 7/6/2014 4:06:00 PM

Well done and well deserved on the win! Thanks for being one of the first people to welcome me to the site!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/6/2014 4:28:00 PM

Thanks Andrew for the lovely comment. Hugs Jan xxx

Debbie Guzzi

Date: 7/6/2014 3:43:00 PM

Congrad's on your win.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/6/2014 4:27:00 PM

Thanks for dropping by Debbie. Hugs Jan xxx

Paul Callus

Date: 7/6/2014 3:36:00 PM

Great witty write Jan!! Immensely enjoyed:)) Congrats on a deserved win. // paul

Jan Allison
Date: 7/6/2014 4:26:00 PM

Thanks Paul I am delighted to get a top spot:-) Hugs Jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 6/21/2014 5:07:00 PM

Awesome, Jan! The last line had me laughing out loud. Wishing you success in Roy's contest! Love, Carolyn

Jan Allison
Date: 6/29/2014 9:56:00 AM

Thanks Carolyn sorry I've just come across your comment I must have missed it earlier - hope it makes Roy smile I had fun writing it:-) Hugs as ever Jan xxx