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Bawdy Limerick Ii

Her lady garden needed a mowing
His love juices were readily flowing 
He made it his mission
To get in position
Now his seed he is happily sowing

Written for Roy Jerden's bawdy Limerick II Contest
19th June 2014

Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2014

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February 10, 2015 at 8:28 PM

LOL! I'm on my day's second cup and on a break, just had to take a peek...and would have been scalded, thanks for the heads up, Your Royal Naughtiness! I would have been surprised if you didn't win. Still quivering chin...and smiles from the land of thousand isles...Kim:)

February 11, 2015 at 3:03 AM

I'm not naughty Kim - its just a rumour lol :-) Hugs Jan xx

January 1, 2015 at 7:34 PM

Ha ha ha ha! Well it certainly is Bawdy. You can turn your hand to anything. just brilliant. love Shane xxx

January 1, 2015 at 7:39 PM

Oh reading this again made me blush but I have to admit I do love this write - I do try and write with humour as much as possible:-) Hugs jan xx

November 10, 2014 at 4:41 PM

How have I missed this one. Need I say it flowed and flowed, as this Limerick showed. Love it Jan, James :) xx

November 11, 2014 at 2:08 PM

lol James:-) Hugs Jan x

November 10, 2014 at 5:02 PM

I think I'll invent small Corgi sized battery operated lawnmowers. I betcha no one has thought of this, mm - I'll call them Lawn-dry Mowers - James :) xx

November 10, 2014 at 4:58 PM

LOL James I had fun writing this one and got a first for it :-) Hugs Jan xxx

Poet Destroyer A

July 23, 2014 at 5:55 PM

Things are not getting better.. I'm a little fine though..PD

July 23, 2014 at 5:56 PM

I send you my love and hugs Linda hope things get better for us both my friend. Jan xxx

Poet Destroyer A

July 8, 2014 at 11:37 PM

Hello Jan, , Congratulations, on your awesome win. Always~ Linda

July 9, 2014 at 2:21 AM

Thanks Linda hope things are good for you. Hugs Jan xx

July 8, 2014 at 8:21 PM

This was definitely owing a win, Jan. Nicely done and defines the theme well.

July 9, 2014 at 2:20 AM

Thanks for the lovely comment David. Hugs Jan xx

S.Jagathsimhan Nair

July 8, 2014 at 5:08 AM

What about weeding?, lol, nice one, congrats on the top win.

July 8, 2014 at 7:29 AM

LOL thanks for dropping by Hugs Jan xx

July 7, 2014 at 6:06 PM

Hilarious! (I wonder if any of his seeds sprouted?) Congrats my friend - Tim

July 8, 2014 at 12:58 AM

LOL I wonder too Tim thanks for the lovely comment. Hugs Jan xx

July 7, 2014 at 10:12 AM

Kudos on the win my friend I love it :)

July 7, 2014 at 10:38 AM

Thanks Casarah. Hugs Jan xx

July 7, 2014 at 9:04 AM

Congratulations on your showing. :)

July 7, 2014 at 9:12 AM

Thanks Robert. Hugs Jan x

Andrea Dietrich

July 7, 2014 at 8:22 AM

YOu did fantastic with yours. BIG congrats.

July 7, 2014 at 8:27 AM

Thanks Andrea am really pleased to get top spot:-) Hugs Jan x

Barbara Gorelick

July 7, 2014 at 7:26 AM

Oh MY, this is awesome...congrats on a very bawdy win. BG

July 7, 2014 at 7:48 AM

thanks Barbara for your lovely comment. hugs Jan xx

Dr. Upma A. Sharma

July 7, 2014 at 6:24 AM

Congrats on top place Jan! Well penned!

July 7, 2014 at 6:32 AM

Thanks for the lovely comment Dr Sharma. Hugs Jan xx

July 7, 2014 at 5:50 AM

Hahaha, getting in a position, Jan, congrats on the win

July 7, 2014 at 6:31 AM

LOL Thanks for the comment Dr Mehta that made me giggle! Hugs Jan xxx

July 6, 2014 at 7:12 PM

congrats Jan on the top spot...hugs Tim

July 7, 2014 at 2:54 AM

Thanks Tim. Hugs Jan xx

July 6, 2014 at 7:07 PM

Well done. Jan.......Seren

July 7, 2014 at 2:54 AM

Thanks Seren:-) Hugs Jan x

Carrie Richards

July 6, 2014 at 5:53 PM

Hope it wasn't a weed !!! Good one,, ...congrats to you Jan!

July 6, 2014 at 5:53 PM

LOl thanks for dropping by Carrie. hugs Jan xxx

Olive Eloisa Guillermo - Fraser

July 6, 2014 at 4:17 PM

Bravo Jan!!! See those witty naughtiness go!! :D

July 6, 2014 at 4:28 PM

Thanks as ever Olive for your lovely comment. Hugs Jan xxx

July 6, 2014 at 4:06 PM

Well done and well deserved on the win! Thanks for being one of the first people to welcome me to the site!

July 6, 2014 at 4:28 PM

Thanks Andrew for the lovely comment. Hugs Jan xxx

July 6, 2014 at 3:43 PM

Congrad's on your win.

July 6, 2014 at 4:27 PM

Thanks for dropping by Debbie. Hugs Jan xxx

July 6, 2014 at 3:36 PM

Great witty write Jan!! Immensely enjoyed:)) Congrats on a deserved win. // paul

July 6, 2014 at 4:26 PM

Thanks Paul I am delighted to get a top spot:-) Hugs Jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire

June 21, 2014 at 5:07 PM

Awesome, Jan! The last line had me laughing out loud. Wishing you success in Roy's contest! Love, Carolyn

June 29, 2014 at 9:56 AM

Thanks Carolyn sorry I've just come across your comment I must have missed it earlier - hope it makes Roy smile I had fun writing it:-) Hugs as ever Jan xxx

Verlena S. Walker

June 21, 2014 at 5:04 PM

Nice Limerick Jan. GL in the contest. Verlena

June 21, 2014 at 5:04 PM

Thanks Verlena I had fun writing this:-) hugs Jan xxx

June 20, 2014 at 2:45 PM

You'll be saying Hail Mary's for a month after this , lol Brilliant as always

June 20, 2014 at 2:51 PM

I can't blame you for all the naughtiness in our poems now I guess now I've written this:-) Hugs as ever Jan xxxx

June 20, 2014 at 1:56 PM

whooot, i had greeat fun with this, jan... incredible, lol!.. huggs

June 20, 2014 at 2:13 PM

Thanks for the lovely comment Nette hugs jan xxx

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