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Clowning Around -Bawdy Limerick

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I remember once dating a clown In the sack he was such a let down He was missing one ball And his todger was small It’s no wonder that he wore a frown! 11~12~17

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Date: 1/15/2017 7:09:00 PM
haha Jan this is so funny....Seren
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Jan Allison
Date: 1/15/2017 7:15:00 PM
Thanks Seren its definitely one for the e book lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 1/15/2017 9:18:00 AM
LOL, thanks for a good laugh with your wonderful limericks x
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Date: 1/15/2017 9:27:00 AM
I intend to publish them in an e book Jack:-) I do love trying to bring a smile to brighten up someone's day:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 1/14/2017 8:12:00 PM
Oh comment thy owl, comment thy owl, so I will! This was a real hoot!!!
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Arthur Vaso
Date: 1/14/2017 9:05:00 PM
You may be a twit, but your no comment! (ok even I dont get that but I laughed like a clown)
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Jan Allison
Date: 1/14/2017 8:14:00 PM
ha ha ha I am a twit I have to admit lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 1/13/2017 2:00:00 PM
Lol...nice one Jan!
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Jan Allison
Date: 1/13/2017 2:10:00 PM
Thanks Joseph:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 1/13/2017 7:24:00 AM
HAHAHA! Superb my Empress of Limericks! A seven dear, Jan!
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Jan Allison
Date: 1/13/2017 10:33:00 AM
It made my hubby LOL so it must be funny Demetrios:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 1/12/2017 8:31:00 PM
FAVING this one. It's one of your best, Jan.
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Jan Allison
Date: 1/12/2017 11:49:00 PM
Aww thanks Andrea that is praise indeed:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 1/12/2017 2:04:00 PM
Hahaha :)You are so funny dear Jan.Thankyou for lifting up my spirits. :)
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Jan Allison
Date: 1/12/2017 2:07:00 PM
I couldn't resist posting this one Charma - am working on another inspired by Chris Smith lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 1/12/2017 1:17:00 PM
Hahaha! The curse of every redblooded male! Great rhymes, Jan. Not as bawdy as some I've read on Soup and elsewhere. Thanks as always for your support. / M
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Jan Allison
Date: 1/12/2017 1:47:00 PM
I put bawdy as I'd hate to offend Maurice but this is tame compared to some poems I've read on soup:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 1/12/2017 12:35:00 PM
...... :)))) ...... my thoughts a bit on edge ..... no comments, Jan :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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Jan Allison
Date: 1/12/2017 1:46:00 PM
I'm just clowning around Anne-Lise:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 1/12/2017 8:03:00 AM
Thanks for making my day start with a laugh, Jan. Naughty muse ;)
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Date: 1/12/2017 8:48:00 AM
My muse is often naughty Agnes - long may it continue to make people smile:-) hug Jan xx
Date: 1/12/2017 7:58:00 AM
Lol! Jan, this is funny. I could just picture the scene in my head:-) Alexis
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Date: 1/12/2017 8:49:00 AM
ha ha ha in reality it isn't a pretty picture I guess lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 1/12/2017 7:47:00 AM
Shhh...I think I hear an elephant in the room...Love it Jan
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Arthur Vaso
Date: 1/14/2017 8:11:00 PM
No it was an Owl!!!!
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Jan Allison
Date: 1/12/2017 8:49:00 AM
lol Tim:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 1/12/2017 7:31:00 AM
Great sense of humour Jan, Enjopyed it!!! Best Wishes Kevin
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Jan Allison
Date: 1/12/2017 7:43:00 AM
Thanks Kevin I never know where my muse will go next but I already have a theme for the next one thanks to Chris Green:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 1/12/2017 7:04:00 AM
So what you are saying is it was a real circus in the sack? :) Now this is a great way to start the day. Good morning Jan.
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Jan Allison
Date: 1/12/2017 8:48:00 AM
:-) lol thanks for the inspiration for my next limerick lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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Chris Green
Date: 1/12/2017 7:51:00 AM
I guess really big shoes don't mean really big feet or a really big...oh wait, never mind. :)
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Jan Allison
Date: 1/12/2017 7:07:00 AM
ha ha ha:-) maybe the only thing this clown was good at was juggling women lol - pure fiction write of course lol:-) hugs Jan xx

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