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Wedding unDress bawdy

This summer two nudists got wed:
no clothing was worn, not a thread,
no Mendelssohn played -
(I smirked, I'm afraid)
'The organ is out,' Vicar'd said...

Copyright © Jack Horne | Year Posted 2025

weddinglimerick

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August 18, 2025 at 8:37 AM

Your wit/humour gets better and better, Jack! Congratulations, my friend...and you do merit a fav! ~ Best regards // paul

July 15, 2025 at 10:55 AM

"The organ is out"...in more ways than one! Well done, sir! Congrats.

July 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM

Love this! So fun to read and imagine lol! Fav!

Linda Alice Fowler

July 14, 2025 at 6:56 AM

LOL and heehee Jack. Congratulations! :)

July 14, 2025 at 4:55 AM

rolling around laughing with this one

July 14, 2025 at 2:34 AM

too too funny a huge congratulations

July 13, 2025 at 6:45 PM

Jack, CONGRATS on your well-deserved first-place win. Janice

July 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM

Jack, congratulations on your first place win with your hilarious and bawdy limerick. Love the last line.

Margarita Lillico

July 13, 2025 at 2:25 PM

Hilarious! Very organic too:) Thanks Congratulation!

July 13, 2025 at 12:04 PM

Omg... it took me a hot minute to get this lol!! This is too funny! Much deserved win! Xo

July 10, 2025 at 3:11 PM

Creative one. I guess maybe for a contest. I am sure it will be a top winner. Sara K

July 5, 2025 at 4:09 AM

Lol Jack, can just picture the scene. Did the vicar just wear a dog collar? Tom

Mystic Rose Rose

July 1, 2025 at 9:42 AM

lol very cute !

June 28, 2025 at 8:57 AM

OMG Jack this is hilariarse lol love your bawdy sense of humour! hugs Jan a HUGE fave lol

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