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Wrestling With His Tights - Bawdy Limerick

A wrestler whose first name is Bill
Wears tights (but he’s over the hill)
He shoves down a sock
To enhance his cock
It sure gives the ladies a thrill!

Now Bill’s a really proud macho guy
And keeps grey hair at bay with black dye
Even though he’s a man
He wears lots of fake tan
And baby oil is in constant supply


For Phyl with love from FC xx

05/06/17

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Vladislav Raven Date: 5/14/2017 2:22:00 PM Well Jan, you raise more than a smile with this one. Once again you put together an excellent Limerick. You are really so good at these writes. I need a laugh or a smile, i always know where to come and you always come through with something. I hope the fun shall always be within your writes and you keep being who you are. It is always a pleasure to read you. One more Limerick goes into my faves and this one is a definite seven. Hugs....Mike. XX Login to Reply

Jack Horne Date: 5/12/2017 4:11:00 PM LOL, love this. I wrote a limerick today & kept it clean for Soup, but maybe they're allowing more freedom of speech lately? I wanted to finish mine with 'but shit was all over my rod.' (About fishing in the loo) Login to Reply

Joseph Soper Date: 5/8/2017 12:03:00 AM Very witty and well penned.. enjoyed the read.... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/11/2017 2:02:00 PM Cheers Joseph I will drop by and see if you have written any more:-) hugs Jan xx

Robert Johnson Date: 5/7/2017 10:16:00 PM :) I guess if I start out with a smile, your limerick accomplished what it's supposed to do. :) Kind of a hard definition of bawdy. :) Kind of gettn' right to it. :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/11/2017 2:00:00 PM Cheers Robert I try and put bawdy limerick so folks know what the content is likely to be:-) long as I raise a smile that is the best thing of all:-) hugs Jan xx

John Michaels Date: 5/7/2017 2:12:00 PM Ha ha ha!! Another Jan classic!! Well done for making me laugh! Regards, John. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/7/2017 2:15:00 PM Thanks John I was worried it was a little too bawdy but he ho it says it in the title and if folks don't like it its too late if they read it lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Elizabeth Kinch Date: 5/7/2017 9:14:00 AM Ha ha ha ha, I'm picturing Bill in his tights! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/7/2017 9:25:00 AM When my on line friend Phyl showed us a pic of him in his pink and black wrestler's tights I simply had to write a poem about it lol:-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich Date: 5/7/2017 12:17:00 AM haha. Love the pictures going with it to. You are such a crack-up , Jan! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/7/2017 4:28:00 AM yes plastic man just creased me up with that shiny body, dyed hair and fake tan - and look at the size of those muscles lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich Date: 5/7/2017 12:17:00 AM I just read what you said to Ilene. A long time ago I too wrote limericks inspired by names of all the poets at a club I was in. I think I did at least 10 and they are all scattered here at Soup!! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/7/2017 4:30:00 AM There are some names I use a lot like Bully and Susie but some very recent poems have been written for folks I interact with on a chat site and they LOVE the fact I am writing about them and then get their permission to post the poems here:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer Date: 5/6/2017 5:13:00 PM very funny, jan! this seems so effortless from you, i look forward to more... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/6/2017 6:58:00 PM I get inspired by people around me and some ask me to write poems based on their names lol:-) hugs jan xx

Eileen Manassian Date: 5/6/2017 3:19:00 PM Oh Jan....really? What happens if that sock...moves? ;) Sending hugs Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/6/2017 3:25:00 PM ha ha ha ha ha I dread the thought ( I am assured Phyl doesn't need a sock lol !!!) hugs Jan xx

Darren White Date: 5/6/2017 3:03:00 PM Oh cool, gimme such a hunk in pink tights lol, but leave out that sock :D Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/6/2017 3:23:00 PM He posted the pic on the chat site I go on lol I couldnt resist the poem lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus Date: 5/6/2017 2:11:00 PM Thank you for a double dose of witty humour, Jan:) Your Bill reminds me of something I read this week...a quote from an ex girlfriend of vain footballer Ronaldo!! ~ Hugs // paul Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/6/2017 2:26:00 PM ha ha ha - my on line friend 'Phyl' has seen the first poem but his colleagues said he dyes his hair wears fake tan and smears baby oil on his body so the second poem got written - I was worried it was a little too bawdy lol:-) hugs Jan xx