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Long distance lust - bawdy warning!

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For Tanya Kitchin's funny or bawdy limerick set poetry contest

There was a horny man from Timbuktu. Fell in love with a girl from Kathmandu. Bursting with desire and lust. Felt she's the one he can trust. Asked for a game of sexy peekaboo. Finally switched on their video chat, but he realised he had been a prat. Slowly lifting her pink frock, revealed a ginormous cock. The shock almost gave him a heart attack!

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Jim Slaughter

Date: 5/14/2024 10:04:00 AM

My, my, S O. I didn't think you had it in you. Can't trust those chicks from Katmandu, anyway.

Shadow Hamilton

Date: 5/13/2024 8:34:00 AM

This is great what a shock for him hugs Shadow

Phyllis Babcock

Date: 5/12/2024 8:10:00 PM

A good twist on this funny read. lol love phyl

Crystol Woods

Date: 5/12/2024 4:02:00 PM

:) :) LOL!!! VERY GOOD!

Duke Beaufort

Date: 5/12/2024 2:42:00 PM

SO, very funny indeed. What was a rooster doing there? lol!

Janice Canerdy

Date: 5/12/2024 12:58:00 PM

Yep, that experience could surely induce a heart attack! Well done, S. O. Janice

Yann Rolland

Date: 5/12/2024 12:54:00 AM

so fun reading your creative poem, enjoyed yann

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 5/11/2024 11:24:00 PM

Haha. Love the twist in the second one

Maria Williams

Date: 5/11/2024 10:17:00 PM

Haha, that'll teach him . Good luck in the contest ...Hugs

Valsa George

Date: 5/11/2024 9:53:00 PM

Ooh.....! This has made me laugh. Of course quite different from your somber style. But you have obliged to the demand of the contest.... funny and bawdy! The element of fun and bawdiness, both are there. A sure winner, I rightly guess.

Jerry Brotherton

Date: 5/11/2024 4:18:00 PM

A perfect limerick. Humorous and bawdy, who could ask for more. A good one my friend.

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 5/11/2024 9:08:00 AM

What a very creative Limerick write with a fun picture. "Good Luck" Have A Blessed Weekend Writing Away.........

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 5/11/2024 8:33:00 AM

A hilarious, bawdy limerick my friend, good luck in the contest. Blessings and hugs, Jennifer.

Tom Woody

Date: 5/11/2024 6:17:00 AM

Hmmmm

Maria Williams
Date: 5/11/2024 10:18:00 PM

LoL.

Sara Etgen-Baker

Date: 5/11/2024 5:28:00 AM

funny...and definitely bawdy. Best wishes with the contest, Sara

Joe Dimino

Date: 5/11/2024 4:22:00 AM

A large disillusionment. Needs to get out more in the real world. Well said.

Lioness Onpaper

Date: 5/11/2024 3:23:00 AM

Hahahahah … damn cock!!! XD

Ink Empress

Date: 5/11/2024 3:12:00 AM

Lol im dead laughing. Hahahah how did you come up with this kathmandu! Some people trust whatever on social media , not realizing what could be at the other end. I keep getting news on insta that some fella always conning women on there. My question is why do we trust whatever we see on internet! Theres so many click baits! Haha. This is one of the best limericks iv read in a while! Made me roll on the floor laughing altho sad such situation are, despite all the awareness i dont know why some still falll for such games! Good one silent one! A bit different to your usual writes but this proves that you can do any theme any form effortlessly! Just brilliant. A fave best wishes for the contest