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Long distance lust - bawdy warning!

There was a horny man from Timbuktu.
Fell in love with a girl from Kathmandu.
Bursting with desire and lust.
Felt she's the one he can trust.
Asked for a game of sexy peekaboo.

Finally switched on their video chat,
but he realised he had been a prat.
Slowly lifting her pink frock,
revealed a ginormous cock.
The shock almost gave him a heart attack!

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Diane Christian Date: 6/7/2024 1:03:00 PM This one made me laugh. A good write Login to Reply

Mike Gentile Date: 5/27/2024 9:29:00 AM OMG, love this Silent One! I had no idea of your humor and ability to be "bawdy'" I have kept myself in check on PS but my sense of humor almost knows no bounds! Congratulations !! Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 5/26/2024 3:31:00 PM Love that punch line, S.O. congrats Login to Reply

Tania Kitchin Date: 5/25/2024 1:58:00 PM SO, congratulations on your winning placement with your hilarious limerick set! Login to Reply

Jim Slaughter Date: 5/14/2024 10:04:00 AM My, my, S O. I didn't think you had it in you. Can't trust those chicks from Katmandu, anyway. Login to Reply

Shadow Hamilton Date: 5/13/2024 8:34:00 AM This is great what a shock for him hugs Shadow Login to Reply

Phyllis Babcock Date: 5/12/2024 8:10:00 PM A good twist on this funny read. lol love phyl Login to Reply

Crystol Woods Date: 5/12/2024 4:02:00 PM :) :) LOL!!! VERY GOOD! Login to Reply

Duke Beaufort Date: 5/12/2024 2:42:00 PM SO, very funny indeed. What was a rooster doing there? lol! Login to Reply

Janice Canerdy Date: 5/12/2024 12:58:00 PM Yep, that experience could surely induce a heart attack! Well done, S. O. Janice Login to Reply

Yann Rolland Date: 5/12/2024 12:54:00 AM so fun reading your creative poem, enjoyed yann Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 5/11/2024 11:24:00 PM Haha. Love the twist in the second one Login to Reply

Maria Williams Date: 5/11/2024 10:17:00 PM Haha, that'll teach him . Good luck in the contest ...Hugs Login to Reply

Valsa George Date: 5/11/2024 9:53:00 PM Ooh.....! This has made me laugh. Of course quite different from your somber style. But you have obliged to the demand of the contest.... funny and bawdy! The element of fun and bawdiness, both are there. A sure winner, I rightly guess. Login to Reply

Jerry Brotherton Date: 5/11/2024 4:18:00 PM A perfect limerick. Humorous and bawdy, who could ask for more. A good one my friend. Login to Reply

Paula Goldsmith Date: 5/11/2024 9:08:00 AM What a very creative Limerick write with a fun picture. "Good Luck" Have A Blessed Weekend Writing Away......... Login to Reply

Jennifer Proxenos Date: 5/11/2024 8:33:00 AM A hilarious, bawdy limerick my friend, good luck in the contest. Blessings and hugs, Jennifer. Login to Reply

Tom Woody Date: 5/11/2024 6:17:00 AM Hmmmm Login to Reply Maria Williams Date: 5/11/2024 10:18:00 PM LoL.

Joe Dimino Date: 5/11/2024 4:22:00 AM A large disillusionment. Needs to get out more in the real world. Well said. Login to Reply

Lioness Onpaper Date: 5/11/2024 3:23:00 AM Hahahahah … damn cock!!! XD Login to Reply

Ink Empress Date: 5/11/2024 3:12:00 AM Lol im dead laughing. Hahahah how did you come up with this kathmandu! Some people trust whatever on social media , not realizing what could be at the other end. I keep getting news on insta that some fella always conning women on there. My question is why do we trust whatever we see on internet! Theres so many click baits! Haha. This is one of the best limericks iv read in a while! Made me roll on the floor laughing altho sad such situation are, despite all the awareness i dont know why some still falll for such games! Good one silent one! A bit different to your usual writes but this proves that you can do any theme any form effortlessly! Just brilliant. A fave best wishes for the contest Login to Reply