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Sue’s panties gave her so much woe - She suffered from dire ‘camel toe’ But with help from soft plastic Her new outline’s fantastic It’s discrete and no one would know! 4/5/18

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Date: 4/7/2018 6:21:00 AM
Lol. Your limericks are always so fun to read. Hugs. T.J
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Date: 4/7/2018 6:29:00 AM
I wasn't sure how this one would be appreciated on soup but its one of my favourites of the year!:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 4/6/2018 3:20:00 PM
Did you say bawdy?:) For sure it is funny, Jan. Camel toe has nowadays become part of accepted vocabulary, so I doubt if anyone would raise an eyebrow! Hugs // paul
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Date: 4/6/2018 3:28:00 PM
Thanks Paul:-) I hadn't really heard of it until a couple of years ago when i read a newspaper article about a British celebrity lol :-) hugs jan xx
Date: 4/6/2018 11:24:00 AM
Once again you show that no subject is off limits for poems, LOL.
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Date: 4/6/2018 11:34:00 AM
I do push the boundaries at times Agnes but I have no control over my muse! Well that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it!:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 4/6/2018 9:26:00 AM
Lol! The limerick Queen has done it again. This is hilarious. Your readers can just picture the whole scene. As always good limerick:-) Alexis
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Date: 4/6/2018 9:27:00 AM
Thanks so much Alexis, i think this is one of my best lol it certainly is one of my favourites, who would have thought I'd write a poem on this subject lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 4/6/2018 3:33:00 AM
Straight to FAV for me. it's a WOW and I don't even know what camel toe means, but it gave me the giggles. Thank you, Jan.
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Date: 4/6/2018 3:56:00 AM
LOl Caren google 'camel toe' you will fully understand the issue lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 4/5/2018 6:51:00 PM
lol! I've wondered who invented the term and have concluded it had to be some he-she jealous she did not have one...and now, more plastic for women!! I cannot believe they have inserts to either have it or not! wow! lol :)
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Date: 4/6/2018 3:58:00 AM
LOL Taai yes I wonder where the term originated ... I've also discovered they make panties to GIVE you camel toe as some men find it attractive lol lol:-) oh who would have dreamed I'd write of such things in poems lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 4/5/2018 4:57:00 PM
Wow! That's amazing! Didn't see that one coming and the after thought was why didn't I see that coming?!?....80)..A FAV for me!....pat
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Date: 4/5/2018 5:12:00 PM
ha ha ha thanks Pat, glad i made you smile and thanks so much for the fave, . I personally think this is one of my best lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 4/5/2018 4:27:00 PM
Omg just read the comments and the plastic insert is an actual thing! That’s hilarious! Mind you, that’s better than the alternative, which is that you thought it up yourself!!! Great stuff Jan. think the world needed a camel toe limerick. Was thinking of you today x
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Date: 4/5/2018 4:29:00 PM
I have no idea what inspired the limerick but the article i had read was in 2015 so what sparked it I have no idea lol but yes you can get an 'insert' that looks rather like a shoe horn ... I googled and saw it lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 4/5/2018 3:18:00 PM
Excellent! Had to look it up.
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Date: 4/5/2018 3:20:00 PM
lol Kim, I'm like Connie and hadn't heard of the term until a couple of years ago lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 4/5/2018 3:00:00 PM
Several years ago my daughter had to explain what that meant Jan. I was clueless! This Limerick is so tastefully written, though naughty. You are a master at writing the Limerick Jan. I loved it and it is going into my faves. : ) xxoo
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Date: 4/5/2018 3:05:00 PM
aww thanks Connie,I'd not really heard of it until a few years ago either and it wasn't until i saw a newspaper article about a 'celebrity' who was wearing very unflattering leggings that i even heard the phrase. I can't resist writing this form I wrote this in the car today took less than 2 mins lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 4/5/2018 1:18:00 PM
Haha Jan, it couldn't get any bawdier.A gem. Tom
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Date: 4/5/2018 1:22:00 PM
LOL Tom, I googled and you can actually get a plastic insert for panties but I also saw pics of padded panties designed to give you camel toe - glad I made you smile:-) hugs Jan xx